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Misplaced Lens Cap
styofa doing anything
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Kiana Khansmith
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
Cosmic Funnies
Game of Thrones Daily
d e v o n
almost home
RMH
#extradirty
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Cosimo Galluzzi
dirt enthusiast
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@odetocratesofbooks
I love my job, but reblogging employment jelly for someone else I love.
I loathe my job and need a new one. I need all the help I can get.
I loathe my job and
need a new one. I need all
the help I can get.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
The window was half-open; to let the smoke out, the door closed and locked, an excuse prepared to make sure no one came in (I'm changing!), as she settled on the floor, a spider trapped between the ends of a blunt pair of scissors in her hand. It took two strikes of a match to get the candle started, now opening up the jar of various insect corpses she started to burn them slowly, giggling in silent delight as the smoke turned black with carbon and collected upon the metal scissors. An N95 mask hung around her chin, suspended that way so she could still smell the odd smoke (it smelt a bit like seafood to her, not a fan) but could also slip it on just in case it got too disgusting. The smile turned into a curious scowl as she heard a slight whistling noise from the fire. Or was it the spider? Could it be screaming? She shrugged it off, the charred little arachnid quickly wrapped up in a chit of paper and thrown away.
The ritual over, she got up, attempting to touch the hot ends of the scissors, letting out a little hiss somewhere between pain and pleasure at the scorching sensation, checking her fingers for burn marks and humming quietly on finding none. She puts the scissors away, opening up the door and furtively checking around the corridor outside, now sweeping up the mess of candle wax, insects and matchsticks into the dustbin nearby, with the half-hope that a still-burning candle could possibly melt through the plastic of the bin.
Actually love all your art! How would each of the 141 train the recruits? Who would be the biggest nightmare of the recruits, and who would be Prices?
Also love the GhostSoap and GazRoach content!!! Keep up the amazing work ❤️❤️❤️
They are all an absolute delight to be around
Patience 💤
God's bruises and ichor
see, when we say god's bruises (or maybe it's just something I say) wouldn't they be YELLOW??? because there's liquid metal in there instead of blood?
found a gem of a line
Just his luck he fell in love with a mind who could pick his apart like an IKEA package.
i love adding -style to adjectives. normalstyle. weirdstyle. gaystyle. this world is an art museum to me and me alone
it is actually unfair the way some of u are funny as shit
ALTit is actually
unfair the way some of u
are funny as shit
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
funny as shitstyle
Small fantasy worldbuilding elements you might want to think about:
A currency that isn’t gold-standard/having gold be as valuable as tin
A currency that runs entirely on a perishable resource, like cocoa beans
A clock that isn’t 24-hours
More or less than four seasons/seasons other than the ones we know
Fantastical weather patterns like irregular cloud formations, iridescent rain
Multiple moons/no moon
Planetary rings
A northern lights effect, but near the equator
Roads that aren’t brown or grey/black, like San Juan’s blue bricks
Jewelry beyond precious gems and metals
Marriage signifiers other than wedding bands
The husband taking the wife's name / newlyweds inventing a new surname upon marriage
No concept of virginity or bastardry
More than 2 genders/no concept of gender
Monotheism, but not creationism
Gods that don’t look like people
Domesticated pets that aren’t re-skinned dogs and cats
Some normalized supernatural element that has nothing to do with the plot
Magical communication that isn’t Fantasy Zoom
“Books” that aren’t bound or scrolls
A nonverbal means of communicating, like sign language
A race of people who are obligate carnivores/ vegetarians/ vegans/ pescatarians (not religious, biological imperative)
I’ve done about half of these myself in one WIP or another and a little detail here or there goes a long way in reminding the audience that this isn’t Kansas anymore.
never ask ChatGPT for sample text
Quantum Banana Hypothesis Recent studies indicate that bananas might exist in a state of quantum superposition, both peeled and unpeeled until observed. Dr. Zanzibarth’s experiments suggest that if a banana is spun at 42.7 RPM under ultraviolet light, it temporarily phases into another dimension where it achieves sentience and contemplates the meaning of potassium.
The Great Duck Conspiracy Historians have long ignored the secret influence of ducks in major world events. Documents from the 18th century suggest that Napoleon’s battle strategies were dictated by a council of particularly aggressive mallards. Some theorists propose that ducks control the global economy through a shadow network of ponds and bread-based transactions.
Intergalactic Bureau of Bureaucracy (IBB) Aliens have refused to make first contact due to Earth’s failure to submit Form XJ-572B-Ω in triplicate. The IBB reports that humanity’s lack of standardized paperwork compliance is the primary reason for continued intergalactic isolation. Attempts to email them for clarification have resulted in automatic responses stating: “Your inquiry is very important to us. Expected processing time: 17,829 years.”
Conclusion Based on the above findings, it is imperative that all citizens invest in rubber ducks, learn to communicate in honks, and prepare for the inevitable rise of self-aware fruit.
"the magnus archives sounds cool! what are the content warnings?"
Pavlov'ing my Parents
I fill water bottles (loudly) any and everytime I hear them yelling around the house they grew aware of it some time back and they seem to quiet down at that so any time they raise their voices I'm in the kitchen with a few dozen empty bottles standing next to to water filter
Batman (2016) #36
i hate them i love them i am bitter about how obsessed i am
i hate them i love
them i am bitter about
how obsessed i am
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
hey not to be weird but I would totally kidnap you and examine you under a microscope
10 posts!
The fact that this is 80 fucking years ago but still just as relevant is terrifying.
elon musk did a nazi salute twice at the inauguration, and republicans are defending him.
trump revoked executive order 11246, which prohibited discrimination.
trump put all dei employees on leave to be fired.
trump banned all lgbtq+ flags from being hung in government buildings.
trump rolled back biden’s executive order to lower prescription drug costs for people using medicare and medicaid.
trump rescinded the $35 cap on insulin, and prices are expected to rise to $1500 a month.
trump ordered the national institutes of health to cancel their review panels on cancer research.
when sean hannity asked trump about the economy, he said “i don’t care”, after campaigning with the economy as his main talking point.
trump has withdrawn the us from the world health organization.
trump is ordering health agencies to stop reporting on bird flu and halt publications of scientific reports.
trump has pardoned over 1500 people who stormed the capitol on january 6th.
trump changed mount denali back to mount mckinley.
trump signed an executive order to rename the gulf of mexico to gulf of america.
trump shut down cbp one, an app which granted legal entry to 1 million+ immigrants.
trump is allowing ice raids at churches and elementary schools.
trump announced plans to declare a national emergency at the us-mexico border.
trump signed an executive order to expand the use of the death penalty.
trump withdrew from the paris climate act.
trump revoked all protections for transgender troops in the us military.
trump rescinded executive orders made by biden that benefited and protected women, lgbtq+ people, black americans, hispanic americans, asian americans, native hawaiians, and pacific islanders.
trump is attempting to make it legal to refuse to hire or fire pregnant women.
trump pardoned 23 individuals convicted under the freedom of access to clinic entrances (FACE) act for their anti-abortion activism, including oftentimes violent protests at abortion clinics.
trump announced that the us government will from here on out only recognize male and female as sexes. intersex is not legally recognized anymore.
andy ogles drafted a constitutional amendment to allow trump to be president for a third term.
georgia republican congressman mike collins called for the deportation of new jersey born mariann budde, the bishop who urged trump to “have mercy” on the lgbtq+ community and immigrants during a service at the national cathedral.
amazon revoked protections for lgbtq+ and black employees.
every single republican told us we were overreacting. trump swore he had nothing to do with project 2025 yet continues implementing details outlined in it. not a single person has the right to tell us we’re being dramatic anymore.
hope the possibility of cheaper eggs and gas was worth it.
what do you mean elon musk did a nazi salute on live tv at the united states presidential inauguration twice and is now erasing the evidence off the internet by replacing the footage with the crowd cheering instead?
would be a shame if people reblogged this, wouldn’t it?
