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israelgorex100pre

FUCKING WITH THE WRONG GUY

iheartmoonlight-deactivated2020

mario kart irl

a-single-bloom

The fact that he starts pedaling faster at the end

rasebas

Chaotic good rogue

notlostonanadventure

What kind of mad max Mario kart from hell bullshit is this

phalaenopfish

Please don’t take your pets for granted. Even if you’re frustrated that your dog has been barking all day or your bird has been screaming for attention, remember you are all they have in this world. Give your fish that extra water change. Give your dog or cat that tummy rub they’ve been begging for. Chop up some fresh fruit as a treat for your rodents or reptiles. Just spend some time with them. Be compassionate to your animals. They are living creatures that are alive simply because you wish them to be. They may only be a small part in your life, but to them, you are their everything.

halowaypoint

triwizarded

who here was on tumblr 4+ years ago

agentthirsty

“Remember to look up at the stars and not down at your feet.”

— Stephen Hawking (1942 - 2018)

cheshireinthemiddle

I just had a 20 minute conversation explaining to a customer what chicken wings were.

1-hug-man

Did you say that they were wings from a chicken? @cheshireinthemiddle

cheshireinthemiddle

Didnt work

twofacetoo

I can imagine the phrase ‘BUT THEY DON’T FLY, HOW CAN THEY HAVE WINGS?!’ being used at least twice

cheshireinthemiddle

It was worse

bprinny

Can you please explain in detail how it was worse

cheshireinthemiddle

Customer: what kind of chicken do you use for your fried chicken wings?

Me: im unsure of the brand, but i can check

Customer: no, what part of the chicken is it?

Me: im sorry?

Customer: like what is it made out of?

Me: they are chicken wings.

Customer: i dont think you understand my question. Is it chicken thigh, or chicken breast?

Me: it is made with chicken wings.

Customer: okay, you arent hearing me. Chicken is sold in different parts. What oart are you selling?

Me: chicken wings. The dish is fried chicken wings. Are you perhaps asking if they are boneless? They arent. They are actual bone in wings.

Customer: Im asking what *type* of chicken it is. You are making this way more difficult than it has to be.

Me: here, our menu has a picture of the dish. These are the chicken wings available today.

Customer: how can i tell what kind of chicken it is if it is covered in brown crunchies?

Me: brown…crunchies? These are certainly chicken wings. You can see the bone here.

Customer: can i speak to the manager? You dont know what youre talking about.

Me: actually i am acting manager until we get a new hire.

Customer: all i want to know is what kind of chicken you are serving.

Me: fried chicken wings.

This went on for 20 whole minutes. She didnt even order the meal.

ladyghirahim

This is the most frustrating thing I’ve ever read

faronmckenzie

Pay attention to the things you are naturally drawn to. They are often connected to your path, passion, and purpose in life.

melonmemes

inkyprose

Damn if Hollywood isn’t fucked up and Disney has a terrible track record when it comes to diversity, but tonight Coco won for best animated movie and then producer Darla K Anderson got up on national TV and promptly thanked her wife, writer Adrian Molina thanked his husband, director Lee Unkrich gave a speech about how representation matters for marginalized kids, and then Anthony Gonzalez, voice of Miguel, victoriously proclaimed his love for Mexico in Spanish in front of all of Trump’s America and goddamn if that wasn’t satisfying as fuck

coral

It’s important that you keep your feelings and your self worth in different places because when feelings get hurt it shouldn’t change how you view yourself.

love

vaines

Sometimes I just like to be quiet. I’m not in my feelings. I’m not in a mood. nothing is wrong..I’m literally just enjoying and embracing the silence. Don’t take it personal I’m just chillin.