wishes are children

Anna, 23, UK - previously timeandcake

[galgadotssss-deactivated2016071]

Hello, Mama? Hi, how are you doing tonight? It’s Lane. Yeah, Lane. Nothing’s wrong. In fact, I’m feeling pretty good right now. Had a beer and a half, nice cold beer. And I just thought I’d tell you, I’m drumming in a band tonight at a party and we rocked. We were The Clash and Rage Against the Machine and Nirvana combined. And I’m in love with Dave Rygalski. 

[unmooredonasundayevening]

What I found amazing about the ASOUE series is not just how many direct quotes there are from the books, but how many of them I recognized after 10+ years and how Handler’s writing just…stayed with me to a point where I got so excited for an adaptation of some books I haven’t read since I was a kid.

[loosesealbluths]

[nineprotons]

“Got the morbs” should be a thing.

[ghostmistake]

@gothgays

[thelovelesslesbian]

(x)

[teddywestside]

Violet, Klaus and Sunny were intelligent children. Charming and resourceful, they had pleasant facial features, but they were extremely unlucky.

[redactedc]

you know whats really cute? people who pay attention to you .. i don’t mean in a vain sort of way…but in a “oh half the pizza doesn’t have anchovies bc i remember you saying you don’t like fish” type attention.

[the-pundertaker-deactivated2020]

There should really be a ‘nevermind’ option on Netflix. Sometimes I start a movie or a series and ten minutes or an episode in, I decide I don’t like it. I don’t want to see it in my ‘continue watching’ category, and I certainly don’t want to see ‘because you watched this thing’ either. I made a mistake. Please stop reminding me.

[fanonical]

reasons the harry potter universe is fucked up #82932: there is the ghost of a murdered child in the bathroom and everyone treats it like a minor inconvenience

[mydeddyalabama]

what does turkish delight taste like and is it worth the events that occurred in chronicle of narnia: the lion the witch and the wardrobe

[rorygilmoredaily]

rory + formal dress and combat boots in 1.09

[ofclocksandkings]

so the best part of christmas was that my gran accidentally wrapped all her christmas cards into my brothers present and didn't realise she hadn't sent them until he unwrapped them

[a-joyfuljourney]

@evseeva_yuliya

[gaangdaily]

(x)

[hildaspellman]

I wouldn’t do [the show] without Mel, because we’re each the trampoline upon which the other one bounces. You can’t just have a Sue sandwich, it has to be a Mel and Sue sandwich. It gives you more depth of bite. - Sue Perkins

[hashtagparksandrec]

[littlethingwithfeathers]

May I strive to be like this.

[cerullos]

susan is EVERYTHING

[thecouchwitch]

When I was a child I thought Susan was needlessly mean to Ross. Then as I got older I realized Ross was an asshat and Susan was the only one on the show that could see it.