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Based off of this post righ here
the subsequent dialogue coming after the phone call is something along the lines of
"How the hell do you have UTAS PHONE NUMBER??!?!??!?!" "well, she gave it to me, of course~" "thats, ,, THATS NOT WHAT WE MEANT?"
HEY GUYS!
So....
I don't want gemini or google ai on my phone. But any place I see they only tell me how to deactivate gemini, and eben when I do it, this shit is here. And worst of all the fukcer took control of my power button. Can't fucking turn my phone off withou pressing the volume keys, which in turn means I cant screenshoot.
So if anybpdy here can help me at least get my screen shooting capabilities back. I'd appreciate it. By the way I have an A16 Samsing if that information is relevant.
Please help me.
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I refuse to accept that Bruce being mad at Jason for killing is canon. It makes no sense.
Batman can't kill. Sure partially because he never wants anyone to lose family like he did even if that family is criminal. But that doesn't apply to people like the Joker. Who's going to miss Joker? The people who he mentally broke? No, the reason batman doesn't kill people like the joker - truly purely vile and evil human beings is because than vengeance will swallow him and he knows it. He knows that if he crosses that line, he may not return. He'll want to kill every criminal who hurts someone. So, for the safety of Gotham, so that he doesn't become an overlord, he doesn't kill.
But that doesn't mean no one else can. So as far as I am concerned the canon version is:
Batman:*concerned that his son is killing and might lose himself and default to killing instead of trying to save* Don't kill the joker
Red hood:*kills Joker*
Batman:...
Red hood:...*doesn't just go around killing redeemable characters. Employs low level criminals and treats them fairly. Takes care of children in crime Alley.*
Batman:...ok. Alfred is making lasagna, wanna come home for dinner son?
I like this a lot and it would be funny.
But the issue is that when do they decide who is and who is not reedeemable?
When Ivy takes control of every single people on the world, stripping everyone of freewill. When the Riddler takes the entire city for a joyride with their lives fepednding on games of charades. When Bane sends the city into a crime spree turning into a lawless nightmare. Or even when Harley starts getting a bit too much into explosions.
That is the problem. Is not the only Joker who is irredeemable. From certain points of view evry single one of them should be put down. I myself would be the first one in the street asking for Ivy's death after she takes control of mind for weeks. Yes, many of them were reedeemed just because they haven't done anything directly bad to the batfamily.
The thing with the joker is that he is obessed with Batman and it makes a bit too personal.
I have just the Most Important Fact from real life that ever has or ever will pertain to your Girl Out Of Time AU, and that is that there's a (currently Walmart exclusive) new Jem doll available, redesigned with modern articulation.
Meaning that, if/when she gets back, Dani can potentially have two Jem dolls, and they can be friends.
This is probably the only reason she'd voluntarily go back, lol.
I will neither confirm nor deny the possibility of Dani returning to the present at the end of Girl Out of Time. But if she does return to her own time...
...hilarity abounds!
Danny: Well back in my day we complained about shitty copper in stone tablets.
So is anyone going to talk about how being woken up in 2099 and then immediately being launched into a multiversal collapse just... completely alters the narrative of Cap's journey out of the ice? There are no Avengers to ease him into things, no SHIELD to give him a stable purpose. He just wakes up 150 years in the future and immediately is fighting for his life. He leaves Nat, the only person he's met in the future, to keep her safe, and then just... drifts.
Honestly, it is amazingly lucky he found Logan. The one other man in this timeline who both knew him back then and can help him now. And then he travels to the Intergalactic Wakanda, and now he's working with Bucky again, but it's not HIS Bucky, and he's surrounded by people with memories of him, him being the best of them all, him laying down his life to hold back the end of the world just a little while longer...
Cap waking up in the future always has that background of him constantly being faced with the ghost of himself from the 40s, the war hero and comic book character brought to life. Now, the ghost is a him who had a network of people, who had friends, allies, loved ones, and then actually died. And he can't think about it just yet, because reality is collapsing and Ultron is attacking and he needs to leap back into action--
And I think what's even worse is that it really explains why his ult voiceline is just "Assemble!".
He doesn't have an Avengers. He doesn't have anybody next to him.
All that he has is his past of being a leader and can only hope that his shouts of leadership will bring people forward with him.
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Poison Ivy robs a Gotham Gala that Sam is attending. Sam accidently blurts out "Please step on me!" Shame ensues. Ivy feels awkward.
Sam: *who wants to crawl into a hole*
Ivy: *who just met a thirsty fan in person for the first time*
The people attending the gala: *mixed reactions*
Silence overtook the room.
Ivy*flabbergasted*: Excuse the fuck out of me?
Sam *ready to combust from embarassment*: I mean... please don't kill me?
Ivy: That's not even close to what I heard.
Sam: But for the low low price of forgetting evrything we can assume?
Jason *professional shitstarter*: No! You should embrace it!
Dick *world champion shitstarter*: I mean, from every villain I heard of people wanting to get intimate to Ivy is one of the best out there.
Sam: I don't want to get intimate with her!
Tim: You just said you wanted to be stepped by her.
Sam *facepalming*: I just shouted something random! Anything to grab her attention.
Bruce *the master of shitstarting*: I get it. I can't even count how many times I imagined Catwoman or that lady they saw with Batman...
Damian: I refuse to hear anything more about this. *turning to Ivy* May I please be excuse of this complete deviation of any semblance of a social gathering?
Ivy *nodding and showing him the door*: Please be my guest.
Damian *leaving*: I'll have Alfred pick me up.
Sam *whispering*: Danny, please for the love of the Ancients take me out.
Danny *invisible and giggling*: Out of here or from life?
Sam *looking at the mixed reactions from the other guests and the sheee awkwardness from one of her idols*: Both would be wonderful.
If I had the abilities, money, and properties to make it happen, I would gladly bring Amalgam Universe.
That idea was so cool! Some of the best characters together! The possibilities were endless.
So, in honor of Amalgam Universe, I want to share my ideas if it were ever up to me to bring it back.
Starting with one of the classics: The Batman and Wolverine Combo.
Or more precisely the Batfamily (the ones I've come up with ideas for already) and Wolverine (plus others) Combo.
This is going to be Part 1.
Bruce Wayne x Logan Howlett: The Bat.
The name would be either Bruce Howlett, or Logan Wayne and I'm more inclined to Bruce Howlett since that is a much cooler surname in my opinion.
At age eight, Bruce Howlett sees his parents being murdered in his homeland of Canada (I don't know what city or even district specifically, but Canada nonetheless), in the 1800s.
The traumatic experience was enough to activate his metagene. Bone blades sprung from his knuckles three in total at each hand and he promptly went on a savage rampage and murdered his parent's killer.
In his grief and shame, the young Howlett tried to kill himself however he also found that his found healed at an impressive rate. He jumped from cliffs, tried drowning himself, and even tried to shoot himself, but none of it was capable of finishing the job.
He started to search for the worst possible environments to finally find a way to overcome his anger and loneliness. He went through wars, revolutions, uprisings, and coups, but none of them were capable of finishing the job.
Then he founded a special task force, Special Task Force X, founded by one called Waller (it's Amanda's great-great-grandfather). This is the first-ever Suicide Squad, with members ready to throw their lives on the line for the greater good.
However, he soon found out that it was just a front to fund the USA's insatiable need for resources and technological advancements. He was sent on a mission to retrieve a material named unobtanium, which was found on the coast of Africa
There they raid the compound of a Warlord after this metal. However, it was not a warlord, but a simple leader of a tribe who wanted to make things better with his help. Bruce still reminded the faces of the people whose blood stained his claws and hands that day.
That was when he retired and left Task Force X, and found his way back to his homeland, and tried living a normal life as a lumberjack. However, things couldn't be so easy.
He was found by his former employers. And while they accepted many of his refusals, they surely wouldn't take no as an answer forever. They induced him into another of his rages, and he ended up murdering his wife.
They kidnapped him and admitted him into a special facility where they were trying to recreate a super soldier as the old Super Captain from World War 2.
They abused his healing factor to the extremes improving it further, until they came with one last test to his body. He was sedated and even then it wasn't enough. The pain of the procedure of metal being coated over his bones was the worst he had ever felt. Thousand of needles pumping liquid hot metal in his body, burning him from the inside while he healed himself was unbearable.
When it was done nothing of his old self remained. Just a beast now with the best armor in the world, and the ability to heal from all the worst wounds imaginable.
It took him one year to bring himself back to reality. And accompanied by that, the worst possible case of amnesia possible.
He continued traveling alone until he ended up in a city on the east coast of the United States where he would never be found.
Gotham was dark and swarmy, its smells clinging to his nostrils, and not a single patch of green life around this industrial hell. He was found by a man Charles Pennyworth/Alfred Xavier. who showed him a home. A home made for those like him with extraordinary abilities.
Pennyworth's School for Gifted Children. It was a paradise if he was being honest, many like him reunited to learn how to harness their powers and to make the world a better place.
In there he learned his skeleton was coated in something called Adamantium, made from remnants of Hercule's mace coupled with a rare material called Vibranium. he learned how to become someone he was proud of.
However, the world wasn't ready for them. even with many of them trying to help the world, it was still afraid of those with powers, labeling them mutants and freaks. The school was always the target of some sort of attack.
When he was searching the underground cave system underneath Gotham and the School, looking for a place to create a path for them to escape should the need arise, he found himself slipping and falling to the deep end of the caves where a colony of bats lived.
He thought that he would never feel fear again, but these small beasts confounding him with too many sounds, smells and in the dark, made his skin crawl, and forced him to close himself so their teeth wouldn't keep pulling the skin on his face.
He was found a few hours ago with a newfound fear of bats. And he suddenly had an epiphany.
If the kindness of Professor Pennyworth wasn't enough he would become the fear in the night. He would become the dark protector. He would use all he learned to show that they were both capable of great kindness and terrifying fear just like any other human.
He would protect the School and this strange city which had become his home as The Dark Knight, The Unseen Shadow, he would become a unyielding symbol. He would become the Bat.
Thoughts?
Angry Gamers (capitol G) will look at a new trailer, invent a way cooler and more epic version of it, and then think that cooler and more epic version is Bad, somehow
New female GTA protagonist is being described as "looking like a tranny and fat"
As in
This character:
She literally is not. Would be way cooler if she was though
Ciri is "too masculine" in the new Witcher trailer.
Ciri.
In this trailer:
This is literally just a cis woman. Would be based as fuck if they fucked with that a bit.
Man imagine a GTA where you play as a trans woman sex worker forced into increasingly dangerous situations, surviving and slowly thriving through crimes and heists of escalating stakes, slowly overcoming and eventually overthrowing those who wronged you in both the justice system and the criminal underworld
Maybe game studios should have one of these Gamers on their team to torture. The angrier this Gamer gets the further the rest of the team pushes. If this Gamer is violent with rage by the end of a brainstorming session it's considered successful.
They could keep him in a little terrarium
It's probably nothing but every time I hear about gamers calling a woman "too masculine" she's just frowning.
That's why I completely stopped watching streamers and other youtubers, and listening to reviews. I'm seriously filled with unstoppable shame at listening to thes people.
And what's worse is the hipocrisy. They say that they don't care for a game's character design so long the gameplay ia greats while at the same time shaming characters who don't immediately belong to their sex crazed fantasies.
Like when Stellar's Blade came out. I tried and tried finding any review, video, or commentary that wasn't about how good looking Eve's ass looked and how much they wanted to fuck her.
Seriously, these guys made their entire personality the meme of gamers not being able to find a significant other and now have to find an outlet for their porn filled mindset.
It's really embarassing. Especially when they complain, or rather, bitch about diversity in gaming. They talk about how masculine games were when they are playing make believe and would be flushed down a toilet a few years ago.
And let me tell that I, a cis white middle class man, enjoy games just as much if not more than them.
How many drafts should you go through before deciding your novel is ready?
There's no specific (official) number, but to create a foundation that ensures you don't burn out quickly, overwork yourself, and get tired of your work, I'll say four. It's the same number I use for my students since most of them have other engagements outside writing that take up a copious amount of their time.
1. Initial or Zero Draft:
This draft is also called the 'just write' draft. Focus on putting that idea down. As the creative juices flow, let it all out. Don't worry about perfection or coherence; the goal is to capture your raw ideas and get the story out of your head and onto the page.
2. Second Draft:
This is the plot draft. Read through what you have written to see if every detail you added was meant to be. Here, you focus on the structure of your story. Ensure that the plot makes sense, the pacing is right, and there are no major plot holes. This is where you might add, remove, or rearrange scenes to improve the overall flow of the narrative.
3. Third Draft:
Character development draft. In this stage, you look deeper into your characters. Make sure their motivations, backgrounds, and arcs are well-defined and consistent. Flesh out their personalities and relationships, ensuring they are compelling and believable. This is also a good time to refine dialogue and make sure it sounds natural and true to each character. That's for this drafting stage.
4. Fourth Draft:
Grammar and punctuation draft. This is the polishing stage. Focus on correcting grammatical errors, punctuation, and spelling mistakes. Pay attention to sentence structure, word choice, and overall readability. This draft is about making your manuscript as clean and professional as possible.
Keep in mind that the goal is to define what completion means for each draft. Once you reach the goal, take a break and return to it for the next drafting stage.
Some writers pay people to carry out some of the drafting stages for them, so if you fall into that category, you might have fewer drafting stages to handle yourself!
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Writing Intimacy
i often see writers sharing a sentiment of struggling with writing kiss scenes which honestly bleeds into other portrayals of physical intimacy. i see it a lot in modernized styles of writing popularized by the recent trend in publishing to encourage short, choppy sentences and few adverbs, even less descriptive language. this makes intimacy come across awkward, like someone writing a script or clumsy recounting of events rather than a beautiful paragraph of human connection.
or just plane horniness. but hey, horny doesn't have to be mutually exclusive with poetic or sensual.
shallow example: they kissed desperately, tongues swirling and she moaned. it made her feel warm inside.
in depth example: she reached for the other woman slowly and with a small measure of uncertainty. the moment her fingers brushed the sharp, soft jaw of her companion, eliza's hesitance slid away. the first kiss was gentle when she finally closed the distance between them. she pressed her lips lightly to gabriella's in silent exploration. a tender question. gabriella answered by meeting her kiss with a firmer one of her own. eliza felt the woman's fingers curling into her umber hair, fingernails scraping along her scalp. everything inside eliza relaxed and the nervousness uncoiled from her gut. a warm buzz of energy sunk through her flesh down to the very core of her soul. this was right. this was always where she needed to be.
the first complaint i see regards discomfort in writing a kiss, feeling like one is intruding on the characters. the only way to get around this is to practice. anything that makes you uncomfortable in writing is something you should explore. writing is at its best when we are pushing the envelope of our own comfort zones. if it feels cringy, if it feels too intimate, too weird, too intrusive, good. do it anyway! try different styles, practice it, think about which parts of it make you balk the most and then explore that, dissect it and dive into getting comfortable with the portrayal of human connection.
of course the biggest part comes to not knowing what to say other than "they kissed" or, of course, the tried and true "their lips crashed and their tongues battled for dominance" 😐. so this is my best advice: think beyond the mouth. okay, we know their mouths are mashing. but what are their hands doing? are they touching one another's hair? are they scratching or gripping desperately at one another? are they gliding their hands along each other's body or are they wrapping their arms tightly to hold each other close? do they sigh? do they groan? do they relax? do they tense? are they comfortable with each other or giddy and uncertain? is it a relief, or is it bringing more questions? is it building tension or finally breaking it?
get descriptive with the emotions. how is it making the main character/pov holder feel? how are they carrying those emotions in their body? how do they feel the desire in their body? desire is not just felt below the belt. it's in the gut, it's in the chest, it's in the flushing of cheeks, the chills beneath the skin, the goosebumps over the surface of the flesh. everyone has different pleasure zones. a kiss might not always lead desire for overtly sexual touches. a kiss might lead to the desire for an embrace. a kiss might lead to the impulse to bite or lick at other areas. a kiss could awaken desire to be caressed or caress the neck, the shoulder, the back, the arms etc. describe that desire, show those impulses of pleasure and affection.
of course there is the tactile. what does the love interest taste like? what do they smell like? how do they kiss? rough and greedy? slow and sensual? explorative and hesitant? expertly or clumsily? how does it feel to be kissed by them? how does it feel to kiss them?
i.e. examine who these individuals are, what their motives and feelings are within that moment, who they are together, what it looks like when these two individuals come together. a kiss is not about the mouth. it's about opening the door to vulnerability and desire in one's entire body and soul.
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Art: Elements ⚜ Principles ⚜ Photographs ⚜ Watercolour
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Children ⚜ Children's Dialogue ⚜ Childhood Bilingualism
Dangerousness ⚜ Drowning ⚜ Dystopia ⚜ Dystopian World
Culture ⚜ Culture Shock ⚜ Ethnocentrism & Cultural Relativism
Emotions: Anger ⚜ Fear ⚜ Happiness ⚜ Sadness
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Jargon ⚜ Logical Fallacies ⚜ Memory ⚜ Memoir
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Terms of Endearment ⚜ Ways of Saying "No" ⚜ Yoga
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A very batty Christmas
Don’t know if anyone’s done this before, but Batfam getting sucked into a generic hallmark movie due to villain shenanigans ft StephCass, cause duh.
Stephanie is the protagonist, because she’s blonde. She’s the big city girl who’s moving to gingerbread village because her evil boss (Bruce who is very confused and not sure why Wayne Enterprises is suddenly an evil bakery shutting down company) is shutting down the local bakery.
After a quick conversation with her now fiancée Tim Drake (they are both disgusted), she’s off.
She arrives in gingerbread village and is immediately accosted by the local Christmas spirit, read: Carollers (Duke and Jason, who were lucky enough to be cast as side characters. They are sitting back and enjoying the drama)
After throwing a quick middle finger at them, she is saved by none over than the local bakery owner. Cassandra Cain (she has never baked a thing in her life, and now her business is in jeopardy because she’s burnt all the Christmas cookies and she has quite litteraly no understanding of customer service).
She takes Steph to the local inn, run by none other than a very upset Dick Grayson (he knows he isn’t built for the rugged look and no matter how many times he changes his outfit the plot always forces him into a flannel)
She checks in and the next day begins reporting on the local bakery, because big evil company has sent her to shut it down. (Bruce has no memory of this he calls Stephanie several times to try tell her that she can just come home, but small rural town=no cell service.)
Finally she arrives at small town bakery and she enters to the smell of burning. Cass is handling it, but in the mean time she is introduced to Damian, who is not thriving. Its cold, without service and he’s stuck living above a bakery of all things, playing the resident child who exists to say something childish and quirky that’s actually super wise and gives the main character an epiphany somewhere towards the end of the film. At least he has a random golden retriever with him. He misses Titus though.
In the meantime he has to deal with Cass’ disastrous attempts at making cookies.
They aren’t entirely sure why the plot demands they live together. Are they friends? Siblings? Mother and son? Estranged Aunt and Nephew who was taken in after his parents death in what was probably a planned hit by evil big city corporation in order to further their goals of building a mall or a parking lot or whatever it is their building? No one wants to know, least of all them.
Steph moves on to the kitchen to see what’s going on and she and Cass get to talking about the local Christmas cookies baking competition on Christmas Eve that if they win will give them just enough money to save the bakery!!!!
She is offered some cookies but they don’t look edible so she declines returning to the inn.
Dick is chopping wood and not looking at all happy about it as he informs Steph of the impending snow storm that will no doubt overcome gingerbread village.
Steph however is too rattled with guilt at having to shut down this small town bakery to hear him.
The next day she returns (unwillingly, the plot forced her) to the bakery, but oh no. What’s this? Impending snow storm that she was totally warned about???
Well she’ll have to bunk down in the bakery, so she is invited in which is weird right cause they’ve known each other for like 2 days in universe and who gives a fuck. It’s Christmas!!!!!
Cue bonding montage where they go on walks, talk about their childhoods and Cass attempts to teach Steph how to bake, except neither of them had present enough parents during their childhood to teach them so they’re both sort of floundering. Steph bonds with Damian (read they sit next to each other once, he calls her fat, she throws a shoe at his head)
But there’s love in the air or whatever, until dun dun dun despite not having service, she gets a call from her evil boss, (read Bruce asking if she’s alright), who wants her to shut down gingerbreadvill bakery, (he has no intention of doing that, why is everyone so insistent on him shutting down this local business?) followed by her evil fiancée, (Tim who’s just as confused as she is to realise he’s booked a ticket to come see her for some reason)
She puts down the phone and oh no, small town bakery owner overheard her and knows her true motive. (Cass doesn’t care, she’s more interested in eating cookies than making them) but plot demands the third act misunderstanding so Steph leaves in shame.
The magical snow storm has magically vanished. Tomorrow is Christmas Eve and her deadline to shut down the bakery, but what’s this? There’s carollers outside her window giving her hope. (Jason and Duke who didn’t realise their true importance to the plot, standing outside her window in the freezing cold singing a plot relevant Christmas carol or something)
Well she throws caution to the wind and returns to the bakery, but Cass isn’t there, Damian is though and he gets to have his moment and give her some great advice (“she went to that one place you had your intimate moment in three scenes ago, now fuck off”)
She finds Cass and explains how she doesn’t want to shut down gingerbreadvil bakery anymore, but oh no, it’s already Christmas Eve, what to do?
Well they return to the bakery and probably get Dick, Jason and Duke and some other local town members to come together and make cookies (cause it’s Christmas guys!!!) they submit them to the local Christmas cookies baking competition on Christmas Eve, three people vomit and one of the judges has to be taken to the hospital for food poisoning but the plot demands they win.
They kiss under the moonlight and Tim arrives just in time for Steph to hand him back his ring (they are both incredibly relived) the story ends and everyone lives happily ever after.
The batfam are freed after the plot ends and all agree to never speak of the incident again.
Except neither Cass nor Steph are as upset as they probably could be and maybe if they try baking cookies for real this time, (with strict recipes and guidelines) and go walking under the moonlight together and generally being a cute cringy hallmark couple then nobody needs to know.
Bruce and Tim have an entire side plot where they try to understand what is Wayne Enterprise suddenly doing. Why are we suddenly so focused on closing bakeries? And why is Tim suddenly a douchebag?
Like he ubderstands he is filled with paperwok. Most is for some reason shutting down local businesses. But in hell he is suddenly a mine Lex Luthor ane Bruce a Turbo Lex Luthor? Who the fuck is in charge of writing this story?
Jason and Duke are capable of summoning popcorn and 3D glasses at will to watch their family losing at their sudden shift in characterization.
Especially looking at Bruce who keeps trying to be you know... a decent boss but the narrative make it impossible. He goes for a cup of coffee and suddenly he is in a screami g match with a poor worker about how they didn't make it right. He walks into someone accidentaly and starts screaming that they would ruin his suit. He hates it profoundly. Doesn't matter what he says or thinks it is immediately seen as him being a jackass.
Damian and Cass unfortuantely find the documents that show that he is Cass' son. With his father being none other than Conner, Cass' past husband who died a few years ago.
They promptly burn those papers before throwing the ashes into a woodchiper, burning them again, throwing into a vat of acid, burning once more and then throwing any remains on the lake (there always a lake). When they return they ask Zatanna or Martian Manhunter to erase those memories.
Dick goes on a tangent trying his hardest to change his clothes from flanel over a wifebeater, cargo pants, suspenders and boots. But he can't, he just can't. Every store is closed for the holidays, his closet is filled with those (at least he had color variety), and he couldn't live the city abd his inn. He takes his work very seriously.
Returning to their reality all of them look at each other and with a wordless nod agree to never once again talk about this.