Of Corset

Of course I love corsets. This is where collect my favorite inspiration images and photos of my own collection which I hope to grow in time.

[jurgen-lehl-for-babaghuri]

Knitted Coat wool, camel wool Nov, 2016 Photograph by Yuriko Takagi

[football-in-tuxedos]

@kaijuslayer tagged me to list 5 songs that mean a lot to me, so here we go:

1: Jungleland by Bruce Springsteen

2: Brian Wilson by Barenaked Ladies

3: Once in a Lifetime by The Talking Heads

4: All the Good That Won’t Come Out by Rilo Kiley

5: Rock ‘n Roll Suicide by David Bowie

I’m not tagging anyone, do this if you feel like it.

[ofcorset]

I'll never fully understand your love of Springsteen. He is firmly in the realm of musicians who are better song writers than singers. That's not an insult to his talent, he writes very well. Wanna know my 5? 1. Scary monsters (and super creeps) by David Bowie 2. Eveningwear by Mindless Self Indulgence 3.Trash by Suede 4. Rip it up and start again by Orange Juice 5. Boys and Girls by Blur But if we're going for nostalgia, look to the CTY canon for some American Pie, Stairway to Heaven, and Fields of Athenry This is my secret Tumblr so I can't tag friends besides @footballintuxedos 😕

[no1straightally]

👏 everytime 👏 we 👏 touch 👏 I 👏 feel 👏 the 👏 static 👏 and 👏 everytime 👏 we 👏 kiss 👏 I 👏 reach 👏 for 👏 the 👏 sky 👏

[robalyn]

the highlighted area is where Jason Derulo knows what the girls want. london to taiwan.

[kittiesinqueerland]

new york to haiti

[glowcloud-archive-deactivated20]

greenland is right out

[venusian--eye-deactivated201606]

ummm no offense but new york to haiti should be measured as the area between the two latitudes, not the longitudes. this graph is incorrect and vastly underestimates the total region of the earth in which Jason Derulo knows what the girls want

[queerqueerspawn]

Even measuring that way, Greenland remains right out, as does the entirity of Brazil.

[enthralled-by-victor-blog-b-blo]

Have we considered measuring by neither latitude nor longitude but in all area that would extend perpendicular from the diagonal of the two places? There are many different interpretations of the data, and until more is available, we ought not conclude anything at this point.

[queerqueerspawn]

In light of that, I posit this alternative map of regions where Jason Derulo is potentially claiming where he knows what girls want:

As we can see, if we assume that model, the vast majority of the area where Jason Derulo knows what girls want is either open ocean (the Atlantic, the Mediterranean Sea) or sparsely populated (the northern Sahara, the northern Arabian Desert, various desert portions of Iran and Afghanistan, and the southern Tibetan Plateau). Four of the ten most populated countries on the planet have no territory in it (Nigeria, Brazil, Japan, and Indonesia), and two which do have relatively little territory in it (the US and Russia). It is suggested that for all his boasting, Jason Derulo does not know what a probable majority of the world’s girls want.

[shitshilarious]

Perhaps Jason Derulo’s intention was never to proclaim to be omnipotent to the interests of the female gender. Perhaps he was instead expressing his humanity, or the limits of his knowledge. I applaud Jason Derulo. Jason Derulo is not just another 2 dimensional character. Jason Derulo has depth.Jason Derulo has limitations and has come to terms with them. Jason Derulo knows Jason Derulo. Thats why he makes it a point to say his name so much.

[thatsthat24]

But again, Greenland is right out

[ofcorset]

@footballintuxedos what is your opinion on this matter?

[jadelyn]

Are you fucking kidding me? Like, no, Shakespeare wouldn’t tweet a sonnet cause 140 characters is a bit short for that. Wrong medium. But you know what he would have? A very active twitter FULL OF DICK PUNS AND YOUR MOM JOKES okay. (And probably also a blog for the sonnets and longer works, that cross-posts links to twitter anyway.)

Get out of here with that pretentious anti-technology bullshit.

[jennlyons]

He’d rock the fuck out of memes. Don’t deny it.

[thommquackenbush]

Exit, pursued by a doge. much run wow 

[doodlesanddiscord-deactivated20]

I don’t understand people who try to make Shakespeare into a pretentious thing cause he was basically an uneducated dick-joke making dude for the common masses. His historical plays are straight up fanfiction. There’s a scene in Macbeth where two guards are having a conversation as a dude pees on a wall. Get out of here with your Shakespeare snobbery.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

ALL OF THIS

Also, the comment ‘Exit, pursued by a doge’ alone makes this worth reblogging :D

[chaoswolf1982]

Heck, the line that’s based on, “Exit, pursued by bear”, only exists because Shakespeare couldn’t think of any other way to get rid of the character, so opted to have him attacked by a bear, which did not exist in the play before that moment.

He literally made a bear appear out of thin air, just to kill off a character, purely due to writer’s block.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

“And then the bear gets him”

“…

…

The

The bear?”

“Yes the bear”

“Will

Will there isn’t a bear in this play

Where did the bear come from”

“A PLACE

And he exits the play pursued by it

It’s happening make me a bear costume”

[10andthetardis]

“it’s happening make me a bear costume” lmao

[amuseoffyre]

Shakespeare even wrote Yo Mama jokes, like this delight from Titus Andronicus.

CHIRON: Thou has undone our mother. AARON: Villain, I have done thy mother.

[ofcorset]

Shakespeare = Seth MacFarlane pretty much

[freshstitches]

Walken knits.

[techno-gal-deactivated20191104]

That sweater already has a tag in it?

[ofcorset]

It was a sweater ad

[ofcorset]

Always warm in the winter

[actuallyasisterofbattle]

There are actually people who refute the sexism/racism in 40K!? How far must their heads be up their asses!?

Well, denial seems more accurate, but yeah, being a dude in a super-macho fandom, in a canon that’s all about patriarchal gender norms is one hell of a drug.

[mechanicusdeus]

I have to ask… where is the racism in 40k? because i’m assuming you don’t mean the xenophobic attitudes of the Imperium (et al).

I can buy into the sexism, but racism? I don’t see it.

[actuallyasisterofbattle]

Eh, more racism on the part of GW and their overemphasis on having the 40k galaxy being whiter than a snow-covered backyard.

[hellboywearshotpants]

The fact they retconned Salamanders away from being people of color and into being mutants with literally coal black skin is also pretty messed up.

[football-in-tuxedos]

For the record, I don’t think GW is being intentionally racist. I just think…well they’re not paying enough attention to the implications of their lore/painting, which is one of the reasons it’s important to criticize them. I don’t think they’re INTENTIONALLY excluding POC, they just don’t think enough about the fact that they are.

[lainathewitch]

But the thing is, intent doesnt really matter. A lot of people don’t intend to be racist, but they still are. Do i think GW is a bunch of white hood wearing cross burners? No i really doubt that. I just think that GW is mostly white and really doesnt think about how racism effects their perspective. Racism effects almost every aspect of society. Whiteness as a default is one of the problems. 

[football-in-tuxedos]

^What she said.

[ofcorset]

@footballintuxedos has an army of raceless people because he hasn’t painted his models.

He is “color blind” in that respect, but also, he’s colorblind.

LET ME PAINT THEM COLORS

[football-in-tuxedos]

“I don’t see color man!

…Seriously, help me out, I don’t want to paint my Sisters with blue skin.”

[ofcorset]

Have always offered to do so.

[actuallyasisterofbattle]

There are actually people who refute the sexism/racism in 40K!? How far must their heads be up their asses!?

Well, denial seems more accurate, but yeah, being a dude in a super-macho fandom, in a canon that’s all about patriarchal gender norms is one hell of a drug.

[mechanicusdeus]

I have to ask… where is the racism in 40k? because i’m assuming you don’t mean the xenophobic attitudes of the Imperium (et al).

I can buy into the sexism, but racism? I don’t see it.

[actuallyasisterofbattle]

Eh, more racism on the part of GW and their overemphasis on having the 40k galaxy being whiter than a snow-covered backyard.

[hellboywearshotpants]

The fact they retconned Salamanders away from being people of color and into being mutants with literally coal black skin is also pretty messed up.

[football-in-tuxedos]

For the record, I don’t think GW is being intentionally racist. I just think…well they’re not paying enough attention to the implications of their lore/painting, which is one of the reasons it’s important to criticize them. I don’t think they’re INTENTIONALLY excluding POC, they just don’t think enough about the fact that they are.

[lainathewitch]

But the thing is, intent doesnt really matter. A lot of people don’t intend to be racist, but they still are. Do i think GW is a bunch of white hood wearing cross burners? No i really doubt that. I just think that GW is mostly white and really doesnt think about how racism effects their perspective. Racism effects almost every aspect of society. Whiteness as a default is one of the problems. 

[football-in-tuxedos]

^What she said.

[ofcorset]

@footballintuxedos has an army of raceless people because he hasn’t painted his models.

He is “color blind” in that respect, but also, he’s colorblind.

LET ME PAINT THEM COLORS

[gothicandamazing]

Model, make-up, stylization: Katarzyna ‘Daedra’ Photographer: The Mad Hatter Imaginarium Welcome to Gothic and Amazing |www.gothicandamazing.org

[theoldness]

[gravegospel]

[medranochav]

Remember monster wave circa 2012

[ofcorset]

You did this @footballintuxedos

[wgsn]

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[primatography]

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Kermie hanging upside down eating guarumo fruit in the pre-release cage. Look at those teeth! #NotaPet #sloths #slothlove #costarica #wildlifeconservation

[slothscomau]

Why is it that sloths eating is so transfixing???

[ofcorset]

@footballintuxedos we do this? We eat tomorrow? Nom nom

[cheese24k]

[tobycelery]

Great Dane puppy voices his displeasure at being forced to get up early

GOD

[nckptmn]

i am this dog

[ofcorset]

@footballintuxedos in case you miss me

[protego-et-servio]

I tried to make this poster more inclusive, so it didn’t erase anyone that utilizes Planned Parenthood.

It’s not my best work, but it’s a start.

[profeminist]

#StandWithPP 

[ofcorset]

This is why I wish they'd change their name. They're about women's health, not just reproductive health.

[ollivandiers]

What do you call a bunch of chess players bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

[benedryl-cumberbund]

What?

[ollivandiers]

Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer

[bsidez]

delete this

[worldsingers]

holy shit