MyAlterknits

[myalterknits]

Hey guys, So last post on this blog because I'm upgrading my phone. I've made another account if you guys want to see my knitting projects and my progress on my blanket. @hexipuffqueen seemed fitting. So hopefully I'll see you guys on that page. ~Janine

[one-of-the-legends]

The Legend of Zelda + Text Posts (Part 2)

[myalterknits]

Thanks for any concern but I don't have access to account settings on the old app. I can't figure out how to reply. Looks like I'm going to lose access to this account.

[kawaii-no-densetsu]

モテリン

[celebritydachshund]

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“Think twice next time you want to go swimming at the beach. Tag a friend who should heed the warning.” ~ Crusoe

#sharkweek #shark #sharkwiener #sharkattack #landshark

[myalterknits]

So I got logged out of Tumblr on my computer when I cleared my browser history, even though I clicked off for active log ins. They wanted me to change my password but I can't get access to that email, because I don't have enough "information" to verify it to Microsoft. I'm trying to sort this out but Microsoft AND Tumblr are being unhelpful. I'm super anxious and upset right now because all I want is to search and be on Tumblr. (This was sent via mobile on an old ass rendition of the app because my phone is too old for app updates).

[fanonical]

why did molly weasley have kids named bill, charlie, percy, fred, george and ronald and then call her last one ginevra

[somethingsuitablywittyandmorbid]

They’re all derivatives of the Knights of the round table. Ginevra comes from Guinevere.

[memetrash5000-deactivated201601]

Their dad is Arthur too so

[deadcatwithaflamethrower]

*bangs head against tabletop for not ever realizing this*

Reasons why I should not be an English Major, here they all are.

[lesbianvenom]

idk about you but i frequently give all my friends who are girls shirts that say “you’re on my to do list” and it’s totally not gay bc we are gal pals

[gaymoron-deactivated20200604]

harold…

[leil00]

secret’s out: victoria is a lesbian

[57circlesofhell-deactivated2016]

the “gal pals” part of this post is funny b/c they literally used bae in the ad, like they weren’t going for subtle they’re telling you this is gay

[teacupchimera]

#also ‘good days start with the bae’ and the ‘you’re on my to-do list’ combination… #they literally woke up together … wearing only those shirts #like there’s not even a heterosexual interpretation here this has ZERO STRAIGHT SUBTEXT IT IS 100% GAY #grade A pasteurized homo (via @thecuckoohaslanded)

[magweno]

That post about Scottish tweets ripping Donald Trump apart is good but here are some more. I think “Trump is a Cunt” held by Janey Godley is my favourite.

[out-there-on-the-maroon]

I would like to thank the entire population of Scotland.

[duskenpath]

Rest stops on highways are liminal spaces where the veil is thin and nobody can tell me differently

[oli-via]

Explain

[duskenpath]

The explanation is that liminal spaces are in between places that bridge Here with There, so in fairy tales we often have the Fairy Ring, the Forest Clearing, the Sudden Misty Foggy Forest, the Bridge, the River, graveyards, in some cases

We also have a ton of american urban mythology around famous roadways and sites off the sides of roads

Archetypes like these occur to mark the places in the world where the veil goes thin and humans can have extra-worldly experiences, out of the ordinary way of living

So why wouldn’t transient spaces like rest stops where everyone is just passing through from one place to the next, never stopping for too long, not be a liminal space where spirits frequent, too

Especially since nobody would know if they were real or not

[sciencefictionworld]

[jimbenton]

[tastefullyoffensive]

by Jim Benton

[holmesianpose]

OMG THE TINY PLEASED EXPRESSION ON THAT LEMON’S FACE

[tookingabout]

It’s so happy to finally have been summoned. Let the lemon have his moment.

[laurelei]

My new baby - #knitting #knittersofinstagram #handspun #spinnersofinstagram #shawl #lace #mahy #fromwhereonestands #fromwhereistand #lofi #powerknits

[knit-my-feelings]

Treat yourself. So squishy, vibrant, and so easy to do. I highly recommend the #IceCreamShawl to anyone. Also the Malabrigo Yarn is phenomenal. … … #KnitMyFeelings #knitstagram #knitting #knit #knittersofinstagram #weareknitters #yarn #yarnporn #knittingneedles #ravelry #wip #knitlife #handmade #colorwork #Rios #MalabrigoYarn @malabrigoyarn

[knatalieknits]

Here is how I deal with color work’s skipped stitches! I use this technique for everything, not just polka dots. It can be done on a flat project, but the purling version takes some time to master!

Check out my Ravelry for patterns you can use this with! (also on Etsy)

[redheartyarns]

Knit a Canadian flag – free pattern

[myalterknits]

My anxiety over the past couple weeks recently resulted in a pair of mittens for one of my friends who helped me the most through my hard time. When I gave the mittens to them, they were esctatic and smelled them and said THEY SMELL LIKE YOUR HOUSE! Which apparently smells like the craft store Michaels.