rosewater.

independent oc. written by nicolie.

[surrealistfemme]

[ofdivinity]

change of plans: no productivity. gta v. i’m sorry. i am a trash can.

[ofdivinity]

i think my mom knows all the words to uma thurman

[ofdivinity]

when i get home from work tonight ima get some shit done on luke's pages ok? ok. i am off to make disney magic now goodbye ducklings

[ofdivinity]

hauunted:

“You’re certainly snickering.”

“Well, I don’t think it’s a bad look to have. You look like the guy who’s guilty of eating the last cookie in the jar.”

❝ Excuse me, I would never eat the    last cookie in the cookie jar. At least,    not without asking if someone else    wanted it first. That’s the kind of bloke    I am. ❞

[ofdivinity]

ofsnipers: 

    ❝DON’T CRY, I CAN FIX THIS, I CAN       FIX THIS!!!! ❞ he has the glasses in       a death grip in his hands and a tape       dispenser on the counter. he’s got this.

❝ you’re an asshole. ❞ he appreciated the effort, really, but what, was he going to be stuck looking like some 11-year-old social outcast with his glasses all taped up? he wasn’t looking forward to this.

[ofdivinity]

criminaliity:

        ❛ pick them up, put them on, and           go back to work. unless you’d            rather I fire you for laziness.  ❜

❝ the problem is, boss, i can’t do    very much work if i can’t see. ❞

[ohsoswiftly]

Visit Original Link

Patrick Stump of Fall out Boy attempts to sing “I Knew You Were Trouble” in Killer Karaoke.

[feelsofacatlady-deactivated2015]

WHEN HE GETS TO THE CHORUS IT IS PERFECT HE IS PERFECT I WANT A RECORDED VERSION

[ilibramoon-deactivated20230108]

so let’s talk about his laugh

[ofdivinity]

mortemisms

❝ I mean, it’s gotta be at least a    little depressing, working with    dead people all the time. ❞

[ofdivinity]

berserkpilot

        ❝ I wish I had a response to that,         but I just... I really really don’t. ❞

[ofdivinity]

herd u was talkin’ shit

[ofdivinity]

    ❝ please for the love of GOD tell me         that that crunching noise wasn’t my         glasses beneath your feet, because         i might literally cry. ❞

[ofdivinity]

ofsnipers:

       ❝ cause i’m super fucking cute, that’s            why. you fucking nerd. you love me. ❞

    ❝ yeah, i do, god help me. ❞

                            ( lucas leaned forward and placed a                               peck on sebastian’s cheek, grinning                               at his charge as he pulled away. )

              ❝ now, do you want to actually continue                  walking, or do you wanna fall on your                  ass again? because i’m not even going                  to help you up the second time. ❞

[ofdivinity]

hauunted

❝ I’m sorry, I’m not laughing at you, I swear. Just your... expression. The word nonplussed comes to mind. ❞

[ofdivinity]

starter call ! like this for a starter. it’ll either be set in my human verse, where lucas is a human/primary school music teacher, or my undetermined verse. if you’d like to discuss lucas being your character’s guardian angel, please message me!! c: i don’t bite!  

[pigeoncowboys]

i started this right after the uma thurman video came out because he didn’t need to have that girl adjusting his glasses, he can do it himself. and now i just finished it in time for patrick’s birthday!

[ofdivinity]

                            i thought of a n g e l s choking on their halos