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Just another queer nerd let loose in society. Old(er) and still acting up.

Astrid et Raphaelle/Lola Dewaere & Sara Mortensen

As the holiday season approaches, the people of Whatville are busy with their festive preparations. Everything is going according to plan, but things quickly take a turn when Chris notices a light in the nearby mountains. It appears the dastardly, Christmas-hating Grunch is up to something.

The people of Whatville are ready to take aggressive action, but Chris volunteers to hike up there and speak directly with the Grunch before things get out of control. Soon enough, he finds himself face-to-face with the handsome, furry monster and his enormous green rod.

It turns out the Grunch might not hate Christmas after all… and he doesn’t seem to mind Chris’s ass either.

This erotic tale is 4,500 words of sizzling human on gay Grunch action, including anal, blowjobs, rough sex, and hot Christmas monster love.

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please enjoy brand new tingler HOW THE GRUNCH STOLE CHRIS'S ASS out now here or on tingleverse patreon

off-campus-still-nerdy

Happy Holidays

sufjansjoy

This Mars in Retrograde launch bundle comes with the paperback book, two bookmarks, and a Mars in Retrograde enamel pin. Equal parts irreve

as mentioned, i re-published my novel with an indie press last month and it's got a new cover designed by me plus it comes with a couple cool bookmarks and a pin also designed by me(:

i also somehow get more money selling it through this press than i did self-publishing so if you wanna read a good book by an indie author, hello, hit that mf purchase button<3

off-campus-still-nerdy

I've read this book.

It's extremely excellent.

I think you should buy it and read it because I wouldn't want to see you miss out on the joy it brings.

prof-grace-aspen

Colors I love because they are precious and ephemeral:

Robin’s egg blue, which has just a hint of teal, and can really only exist in a nest

The green of a tree’s leaves juxtaposed against the summer sky on an extremely clear day, where both the green and the blue are so intense it makes you pause just to experience it

The brown of a black cat’s fur when it’s laying in the sunlight

etz-ashashiyot

Yes!! If I can add?

That same tree in the fall with red, orange, or yellow leaves against an October's bright blue sky

The pastel rainbow of dawn light

The dark rainbow of the sky immediately post sunset

The off-white pink of the inside of an eggshell

The light purple gray of smoke from a campfire in the morning

The sea of copper created by fallen needles and cypress sprigs

The hazy golden glow of a sunny summer afternoon

The surreal indigo cast of dusk or a darkly overcast day, where every color looks like it is in high-definition, especially wet grass and puddles

The stunningly sharp browns, grays, and slates of rocks under crystal clear water

prof-grace-aspen

Yes!

The intense bright bronze of trees illuminated by sunset against the brooding dark background of a deep blue-gray thunderstorm

The golden liquid shimmer of wind over grain fields in late summer

softness-and-shattering

The medium dark blue of the sky when the sun isnt quite done setting out of sight

And the unbelievably vibrant orange when the sunset catches a particular type of cloud

The little luminescent rainbow dancing along the very top of moving waves as they roll in

And the bright blue of ocean and foamy white of wave caps on a perfect summer day

Theres so many gorgeous colours

lionessfeather

The yellow-green of (beech) leaves just coming in

galiifreyrose

THE ENTIRE WEST IS BEING PUT UP FOR SALE AND I AM BEGGING YOU TO CALL YOUR SENATORS

Trump’s budget bill has many, many things in it, but buried amongst it is the MILLIONS OF ACRES OF PUBLIC LAND FOR SALE.

This is the entirety of the Arizona state forests, the entire Cascades mountain range. Swathes of pristine desert around the national parks in Utah. On the doorstep of Jackson Hole.

THIS BILL IS BIG, BUT IT CAN BE AMENDED AND ABSOLUTELY MUST NOT PASS AS IS please.

If you have ever enjoyed the wilderness, we stand to lose it all forever.

CALLING your senators - NOT JUST IN THE WEST. ALL SENATORS, is CRUCIAL.

Outdoor alliance has a great resource for reaching out.

The Senate’s spending package could offer up nearly 300 million acres of public lands for sale—a vast area that includes nearly 100,000 mile

I don’t have a huge following but please, everywhere I have ever loved, the forests I grew up playing in, the land I got married on, is all at risk and I am begging.

garlicbreadthoughts

If we can all agree to call Robert Prevost by his new chosen name of Leo XIV then we can all call trans people by their chosen names. It’s not hard.

off-campus-still-nerdy

Well yes then

captainofthetidesbreath

(x)

off-campus-still-nerdy

Unexpected one amidst all the pizza jokes. Appreciated.

schizopositivity

To all the people telling me "I'm in your walls" is a harmless meme and "if you are sensitive enough to be triggered by it you shouldn't be on the Internet", please read this and then tell me it's a meme that has nothing to do with schizophrenia, it's a harmless meme, and if me and other people with schizophrenia get 'triggered' by it we are too sensitive.

I Am Living in Your Walls refers to a series of memes in which a person a person claims to be living inside meme recipient's walls. The phra

It was literally made to purposely trigger people in psychosis/ people with schizophrenia specifically. Me and many other people who post about our schizophrenia/psychosis online get spammed with this type of thing, I get anons pretty regularly. I actively try to avoid it but it doesn't matter. I can't think of any other popular "meme" that purposely triggers people online who are already vulnerable. It is blatant sanism/ableism.

There is no way you can divorce the "joke" from its original intended purpose. And why do you guys fight so hard to justify this "joke"? It's not ever funny, it's not clever or creative, it's just bullying a minority, that's literally it.

Those of us with schizophrenia/psychosis deserve to be on the Internet just like everybody else. It's not our fault that there is a popular meme made specifically to target our vulnerabilities. Even if we try our hardest to avoid these types of jokes, people will seek us out and harass us regardless.

Notice on the Know Your Meme page, all the other related searches that are more "memes" meant to trigger, harass, or make fun of people with psychosis/schizophrenia. A lot of these memes have only started/become popular in the last few years. And yet no one seems to be speaking up about how fucked up that is. Not even neurodivergent/mental illness awareness online. And when those of us with schizophrenia try ourselves to call it out, guess what kind of comments we get 🙄

off-campus-still-nerdy

Shitposting known triggers for extreme distress is not funny, not cool, not very human, actually.

#schizoaffective #serious mental illness #soteria #hearing voices #mental health awareness #things that are not funny

For the hours spent ploughing through this horror as a 1980s schoolkid, why yes, I think I can find a handy breadknife.

#ides of march #i really am too old to be doing this but the whimsy will never leave me #de bello gallico #Brit state grammar school system #because it used to be compulsory to have Latin even to make an application to Oxford or Cambridge #elitist brit crap

lun-rk800

Several documentaries publically treating Luigi Mangione as guilty before his trial even started got released over the past 2 months.

Here's the billion dollar companies behind them.

technofeudalism

while this is a completely valid warning... i just want to take a second to remind everyone that you could literally say this about almost any movie, documentary or piece of media made since 2011. 90% of the United States media is controlled by 6 companies who create over 50% of the content.

and if you want to take it a step further because Vanguard and BlackRock were listed on the original graphic, their reach is lightyears beyond just media. BlackRock and/or Vanguard are among the three largest institutional investors for 505 out of 505 of the S&P 500. (100%). one or the other is the single largest institutional investor in 422 of these (84%). they, along with State Street, control about 23% of the votes of the S&P 500 single-class companies.

the truth is that virtually all corporate-backed media that you consume in 2025 from top to bottom is going to be subject to the oversight of the board of directors for one of these 6 mega billionaire-controlled companies. you should have that fact in mind basically at all times.

off-campus-still-nerdy

All those people who like to show off by saying that they only watch documentaries ...?

radpolehopline

Happy Ides of March guys. As us Aussies get a headstart in timezones I've prepared the knives for you guys. Take them as you need when the time comes for you.

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Let me know if we run out I'll make a Bunnings run.