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dickwad-666

finished toadbert's halloween costume

little wizard

yeszachary

skygenders

I’m coining generation Nobody Knows for people born in 1995-2000

skygenders

generation Nobody Knows has the qualities of both Millennials and Gen Z. We are broke and miserable like Millenials and frothing at the mouth and out for blood like Gen Z.

pizzaback-deactivated20201011

i have an announcement to make. i’m the first human

swarnpert

i-find-the-beauty-in-chaos

me getting home after doing the bare minimum

paper-mario-wiki

its been like this every time

cungadero

are you getting held fucking hostage

boblydooly

Are those tears on the table?

valtsv

i wish sleep worked like it does in minecraft

valtsv

*slaps my bed and blacks out for 12 hours*

rayshippouuchiha

Link must be down right terrifying for normal people in Hyrule to encounter.

He’s like a fucking heroic cryptid.

Just imagine it, your village/region/kingdom is under attack by some monster or another and out of the trees this slender little twunk appears and immediately starts acting like he’s gonna help.

And you’re skeptical of course cause look at him.

And then you find out that he’s basically a one man army who just fuckin wrecks the dragon/god/monsters/etc terrorizing your place before he breaks all of the pots in town and disappears again.

Shit must be wild.

mercilessmime

Your village has a statue of Link that’s built between his reincarnations, and people put clay pots around it as offerings and thanks.

One day some fucking kid shows up, breaks all your worship pots, and runs off without anything more than a “YAAAH!” as they jump off a cliff into the forest below. You’re confused as fuck but your great-grandmother is weeping like she just saw a god.