SMASH BROS ANNOUNCER: COUGHING BABY!!!
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SMASH BROS ANNOUNCER: HYDROGENâŚ. BOOOMB!
shitty wiimote speaker: *EXTREMELY LOUD DECOMPRESSED DETONATION NOISE*

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trying on a metaphor

oozey mess

#extradirty
Claire Keane

@theartofmadeline
Peter Solarz
DEAR READER

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Jules of Nature
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Love Begins

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i don't do bad sauce passes
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@official-hawks
SMASH BROS ANNOUNCER: COUGHING BABY!!!
shitty wiimote speaker: uuaaaa uaaa EUUCUH EEUUCUH UAAAAA
SMASH BROS ANNOUNCER: HYDROGENâŚ. BOOOMB!
shitty wiimote speaker: *EXTREMELY LOUD DECOMPRESSED DETONATION NOISE*
THE GREATEST JOKE ADVENTURE TIME HAS EVER WRITTEN
People like to make fun of animators but jokes on themâŚ
WHYâD YALL LEAVE OUT THE BEST ONE?
Canât forget this gem.
I lost my mind
did U GUYS KNOW, that the way stores get the balloons off of the ceiling is with ANOTHER balloon, w tape on the top??? and they just dont cut the string so itâs like super long and u gotta aim it right n reel it in. i just found that out today when i DID IT and itâs been the best working day of my life i had a blast blowing up balloons and fetching some off the ceiling. i had so much power? and NO ONE ELSE in my department likes that job so now itâs MY job when need be
omg so I work at a museum and one of our buildings has a) very high ceilings and b) a bizarrely sensitive alarm system that will go off if anything touches the ceiling. Because of this, helium balloons are considered public enemy #1 and are strictly forbidden from entering the museum. But just in case an illicit balloon is successfully smuggled in, the museum has acquired a fucking b.b. gun for the express purpose of shooting down rogue balloons.
lawful good vs chaotic good
chaotic evil
what is the january mood?
A LOOKâ˘
Storyboard drafts of Jolyne and (Part 6) Jotaroâs DHA in Eyes of Heaven, featured in the gameâs Strategy Guide [x]
new soundcloud rappers
fish in animal crossing when the bobber is literally 2 inches from their face
I keep thinking about how henry cavill had to taper off water for like three days before shooting any shirtless scene in the witcher and how chris evans pretty much did the same thing playing cap, and honestly hearing that full-on broke any sense of attraction I've ever had for that kind of definition on a guy. I'd had no idea that's what it takes, and if that's what it takes then that's not a thing for me. Drink some fucking water, jesus christ
Everyone should know and understand this. Healthy, hydrated skin is plump and soft. If you see anyone with tons of muscle definition, itâs probably because theyâre badly dehydrated to the point of needing an IV.
I write a lot about this process, known as starching, for two reasons:
-Images of starched bodies in media are used to prop up painful and impossible ideas about diet and exercise.Â
-Attraction is awesome, and I want people who are attracted to men, who are finally getting to explore that, to feel confident in admiring men who are comfortable. I donât want anyone whoâs like, we only just got Chris Evans to feel like oh great, now we have to be ashamed again. Itâs always more messy than that!
Discussion of restrictive diets behind the cut, ending with body- and thirst-positivity.
Carrie Fisher encouraged John Boyega to break his super-strict diet and eat chocolate when they were filming The Last Jedi, and frankly I think we should all hold to that kind of "fuck that noise, eat something good".
LET ACTORS EAT AND DRINK YOU BASTARDS. Healthy bodies are infinitely more attractive than deprived ones.
We could all use a supportive luigi
kinda fucked up how my parentsâ generationâs high school musical classic was about kids driving around in cars and owning leather jackets whereas my generationâs is about a class of kids working food service jobs for a bunch of rich golfers to surviveÂ
I never actually watched High School Musical, but I donât think itâs anything like that. O_o
do you think i would lie about high school musical for notes
âshoesâ the 2019 version [x]
Iâm losing my goddamn mind
Wow, imagine releasing the best song of the decade two weeks before it ends
âRather than see us get hurt, she chose to return to that hell. Such a kind girl. Thatâs why I chased after her. And why Iâm here now.â
ⲠSACRED BEAST â˛
CAUSE EVERY TIME WE TOUCH I GET THIS FEELING
EVERY TIME WE KISS I SWEAR I COULD FLY
CANâT U FEEL MY HEART BEAT FAST, I WANT THIS TO LAST
NEED YOU BY MY SIDE
This is the closest gif that can really capture the utter chaotic energy that is released when people hear this song
i canât believe i used to think people my age were adults
the older you are reading this post the funnier it is