what the fuck
ohhhh you elfsturbating 😧😲
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@official-masturb8ion-posts
what the fuck
ohhhh you elfsturbating 😧😲
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I wish irl grinding was as fun as in videogames tbh. Like yeah i need to go to work a thousand times but after that i have enough materials to buy a house. But alas, houses arent real
What do you mean???? Grinding is a perfectly fun method of masturbation!!
Official Housing Crisis Post
masturbation is evil not for any puritan anti-fun reason but because it has permanently claimed so many verbs
nobody can crank anything anymore. and god forbid you jerk
turning off rbs at 75k btw so get your last reblogs in now
😞
A travesty
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im lowkey scared of sex mayB i should just jerk off 4ever
i’ve been saying this for years and no one has been listening
hold my hand let's be jerk off sisters
Okay this is epic
Official Bond Forged in Fire
I know thats not the point, but have you actually ever masturbated to any of these so called "fetishes" of yours? Cause it looks like you just talk about this for the meme
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Presenting: the minimalist Nativity scene i made for my friend out of pngs off adam and eve dot com.
Official Immaculate Conception Means Mary Maturbated, Right? Post
A lot of booktook smut is easy to make fun of but generally I think women jerking off is a good and righteous thing. Yet another example of things that are embarrassing also being cool. Lotta complex thoughts to think out there. Be safe. I love you.
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we all have that one girl friend who never masturbated
Official Tragedy Post
to get that perfect "glow from within" to your skin just masturbate
Official Skincare Post
you can at least try to masturbate the depression away
Official Its Worth a Try Post
This 'jacking off' idea you mentioned sounds intriguing. Have your people call my people
Official Let's Get These Details Hammered Out Post
actually not sleeping barely eating doing drugs all day long and jacking off feels soo goood without a psychiatrist in ur ear telling you that ur bipolar
What the fuck is wrong with people, seek Jesus. Damn heathens.
sorry panties fiend
Official Apology Post
too cool to jerk off to pictures of women with impossible hip to waist ratios yet not cool enough to jerk off to the concept of being killed, the rōnin pervert wanders this land in search of a slightly-higher-concept yet not totally abstract form of fetish posting
community-sourced suggestions for the rōnin pervert (and, by extension, me) can broadly be sorted into three categories: 1: fetish that's mundane enough that it makes me realize just how far out of my circle this post has traveled 2: thing I'm already into 3: so esoteric that I feel blessed to have had your attention on my post for even a moment category 1:
category 2:
category 3:
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This website is so so so good
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Have you even considered jerking off over a portrait of me my liege
Official I Think You Should Consider It Post