"Like to charge, reblog to cast"

I collect spells on tumblr for my spellbook

[official-spellcasting-posts]

Hey, I'm the Wizard's Apprentice, I'm here to add spells to my spellbook. Pronouns are she/her (?)

Ooc will be in plaintext, the Apprentice uses blue. If you submit a spell to him, you can also cast it on her for some fun gimmickverse stuff. She/her for mod btw

I'll tag the spells I find with #another one for the spellbook! and the spells submitted to me with #peer assistance. Everything else will be #the apprentice rambles

Anything I say ooc in will be tagged with #mod talks

My Spellbook

Current status:

I have a weird goat leg with a retractable spike for climbing

I have a chicken for a familiar! His name is Rodrigo (Rodrigo's actions will be in red text)

Rodrigo is now intelligent

She's a furry now

Aaaand now she's trans. That's gonna be a fun story arc to do (she's gonna be egg for a while because she was unconscious when the spell was cast)

She's dead :( maybe some ghost stuff can happen until someone revives her...

I'm currently possessing Samah

No longer possessing Samah

I'm a construct now!

I got captured by the SCP foundation...

I got my body back!

I realized something...

I got rid of my old master, with a lot of help

I'm a cat now. Like all the way

Original appearance:

(pretend that's a chicken on my shoulder)

Current appearance:

And some gimmick tags to get some reach...

@maryland-officially @ohio-thestate @wikipedia-the-official @evilwizard @walmart-the-official @communist-usa-real @that-0ne-samah @more-trans-beans

[doxxer-offical]

@official-spellcasting-posts

Seems to be hanging around -34.84004119713189, 138.62944057735197 a lot, but seems to also enjoy being about 30.880801682404343, -88.89332185097764. Based on search history, pretty cool person but wouldn't put it past them to hex me for this.

[official-spellcasting-posts]

Ah, your coordinates are false, just a basic misdirection spell, you see

I now live in a BOUNDLESS VOID, where no form of tracking can locate me

I... do not know how to leave

[what-even-is-thiss]

Actually I wanna give this its own post. I think you should be able to counter a silence spell by casting with sign language.

A mage casts silence on you and you sign out F-I-R-E-B-A-L-L HIT-YOU IDIOT and then he explodes.

[breadcrumb-offical]

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[official-spellcasting-posts]

Like to charge, reblog to cast

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

If you don’t have a back up body you should start growing it now, not after you’ve already died 🙄

[official-spellcasting-posts]

Learned this one the hard way

[elvis-official]

Do you have a fear of wizards now Mr Presley? Them pondering 'something' and such? Totally not a wizard on the lookout for the guy I had in my orb pretending to be a innocent civilian definitely not me

Woah mama I can't stand wizards anymore, I hate 'em all

[official-spellcasting-posts]

:(

[that-0ne-sam]

Samah

Hi

It's been a while

Uh a few things have happened

I got turned all the way into a cat

I live in a void now

And I'm also someone's pet

@official-spellcasting-posts

(Snickering under her breath)

That must be nice!

Are you at least somewhat happier as a cat?

[official-spellcasting-posts]

Yes actually

It just feels... right

[shattered-being]

[You see the Apprentice standing before you, her form shimmering. In one hand she is holding an amulet by the chain, the stone glowing a near blinding orange]

Would you by chance be able to destroy this?

@official-spellcasting-posts

for a price, and a very costly one~

[official-spellcasting-posts]

Whatever it is, I'll pay it. Just please hurry

I don't have much time, he's angry

[shattered-being]

you are pretty stupid for what i assume to be a wizard, hehe~

*you are ingulfed in purple..mist. it grips you and the amulet, the amulet turning into more mist and you being dropped like a rock*

you said whatever it was, so i'll take whatever i want.

[official-spellcasting-posts]

[You hear a blood-curdling scream as the amulet is dissolved]

Agh- you think this is the worst that has happened to me? I've faced the wrath of Hecuba's Legion!

[shattered-being]

*boops you on the nose, turning you into a black cat with a green collar, and taking you in my arms, making sure not to accidently cut you*

i think that should be a good enough price.

[official-spellcasting-posts]

...what?

[shattered-being]

kitty :)

[official-spellcasting-posts]

I can live with this

I'll need to rework my potions a bit for them to work now, but that's not too difficult

[shattered-being]

*taking kitty* we're going home :)

[official-spellcasting-posts]

And... where is that?

[shattered-being]

*takes a step forward with you in my arms, arriving in a space with many floating rocks and such, the largest of which contains a small house, which i place you down in*

[official-spellcasting-posts]

[You see a flash of fear in her eyes for just a moment before she sees the house]

[shattered-being]

i am not going to hurt you. i just like cats.

[official-spellcasting-posts]

I know, it just... reminded me of another place for a second

[shattered-being]

[You see the Apprentice standing before you, her form shimmering. In one hand she is holding an amulet by the chain, the stone glowing a near blinding orange]

Would you by chance be able to destroy this?

@official-spellcasting-posts

for a price, and a very costly one~

[official-spellcasting-posts]

Whatever it is, I'll pay it. Just please hurry

I don't have much time, he's angry

[shattered-being]

you are pretty stupid for what i assume to be a wizard, hehe~

*you are ingulfed in purple..mist. it grips you and the amulet, the amulet turning into more mist and you being dropped like a rock*

you said whatever it was, so i'll take whatever i want.

[official-spellcasting-posts]

[You hear a blood-curdling scream as the amulet is dissolved]

Agh- you think this is the worst that has happened to me? I've faced the wrath of Hecuba's Legion!

[shattered-being]

*boops you on the nose, turning you into a black cat with a green collar, and taking you in my arms, making sure not to accidently cut you*

i think that should be a good enough price.

[official-spellcasting-posts]

...what?

[shattered-being]

kitty :)

[official-spellcasting-posts]

I can live with this

I'll need to rework my potions a bit for them to work now, but that's not too difficult

[shattered-being]

*taking kitty* we're going home :)

[official-spellcasting-posts]

And... where is that?

[shattered-being]

*takes a step forward with you in my arms, arriving in a space with many floating rocks and such, the largest of which contains a small house, which i place you down in*

[official-spellcasting-posts]

[You see a flash of fear in her eyes for just a moment before she sees the house]

[shattered-being]

[You see the Apprentice standing before you, her form shimmering. In one hand she is holding an amulet by the chain, the stone glowing a near blinding orange]

Would you by chance be able to destroy this?

@official-spellcasting-posts

for a price, and a very costly one~

[official-spellcasting-posts]

Whatever it is, I'll pay it. Just please hurry

I don't have much time, he's angry

[shattered-being]

you are pretty stupid for what i assume to be a wizard, hehe~

*you are ingulfed in purple..mist. it grips you and the amulet, the amulet turning into more mist and you being dropped like a rock*

you said whatever it was, so i'll take whatever i want.

[official-spellcasting-posts]

[You hear a blood-curdling scream as the amulet is dissolved]

Agh- you think this is the worst that has happened to me? I've faced the wrath of Hecuba's Legion!

[shattered-being]

*boops you on the nose, turning you into a black cat with a green collar, and taking you in my arms, making sure not to accidently cut you*

i think that should be a good enough price.

[official-spellcasting-posts]

...what?

[shattered-being]

kitty :)

[official-spellcasting-posts]

I can live with this

I'll need to rework my potions a bit for them to work now, but that's not too difficult

[shattered-being]

*taking kitty* we're going home :)

[official-spellcasting-posts]

And... where is that?

[shattered-being]

[You see the Apprentice standing before you, her form shimmering. In one hand she is holding an amulet by the chain, the stone glowing a near blinding orange]

Would you by chance be able to destroy this?

@official-spellcasting-posts

for a price, and a very costly one~

[official-spellcasting-posts]

Whatever it is, I'll pay it. Just please hurry

I don't have much time, he's angry

[shattered-being]

you are pretty stupid for what i assume to be a wizard, hehe~

*you are ingulfed in purple..mist. it grips you and the amulet, the amulet turning into more mist and you being dropped like a rock*

you said whatever it was, so i'll take whatever i want.

[official-spellcasting-posts]

[You hear a blood-curdling scream as the amulet is dissolved]

Agh- you think this is the worst that has happened to me? I've faced the wrath of Hecuba's Legion!

[shattered-being]

*boops you on the nose, turning you into a black cat with a green collar, and taking you in my arms, making sure not to accidently cut you*

i think that should be a good enough price.

[official-spellcasting-posts]

...what?

[shattered-being]

kitty :)

[official-spellcasting-posts]

I can live with this

I'll need to rework my potions a bit for them to work now, but that's not too difficult

[shattered-being]

[You see the Apprentice standing before you, her form shimmering. In one hand she is holding an amulet by the chain, the stone glowing a near blinding orange]

Would you by chance be able to destroy this?

@official-spellcasting-posts

for a price, and a very costly one~

[official-spellcasting-posts]

Whatever it is, I'll pay it. Just please hurry

I don't have much time, he's angry

[shattered-being]

you are pretty stupid for what i assume to be a wizard, hehe~

*you are ingulfed in purple..mist. it grips you and the amulet, the amulet turning into more mist and you being dropped like a rock*

you said whatever it was, so i'll take whatever i want.

[official-spellcasting-posts]

[You hear a blood-curdling scream as the amulet is dissolved]

Agh- you think this is the worst that has happened to me? I've faced the wrath of Hecuba's Legion!

[shattered-being]

*boops you on the nose, turning you into a black cat with a green collar, and taking you in my arms, making sure not to accidently cut you*

i think that should be a good enough price.

[official-spellcasting-posts]

...what?

[shattered-being]

[You see the Apprentice standing before you, her form shimmering. In one hand she is holding an amulet by the chain, the stone glowing a near blinding orange]

Would you by chance be able to destroy this?

@official-spellcasting-posts

for a price, and a very costly one~

[official-spellcasting-posts]

Whatever it is, I'll pay it. Just please hurry

I don't have much time, he's angry

[shattered-being]

you are pretty stupid for what i assume to be a wizard, hehe~

*you are ingulfed in purple..mist. it grips you and the amulet, the amulet turning into more mist and you being dropped like a rock*

you said whatever it was, so i'll take whatever i want.

[official-spellcasting-posts]

[You hear a blood-curdling scream as the amulet is dissolved]

Agh- you think this is the worst that has happened to me? I've faced the wrath of Hecuba's Legion!

[shattered-being]

[You see the Apprentice standing before you, her form shimmering. In one hand she is holding an amulet by the chain, the stone glowing a near blinding orange]

Would you by chance be able to destroy this?

@official-spellcasting-posts

for a price, and a very costly one~

[official-spellcasting-posts]

Whatever it is, I'll pay it. Just please hurry

I don't have much time, he's angry

[wizard-tips]

Wizard Tip #7: Don’t Let Anyone Dull Your Sparkle

[wizard-tips]

Wizard Tip #7.5: Especially Not The Wizard Council

[official-spellcasting-posts]

The Wizard Council is the only reason I'm still ali-

Shut it boy!

I apologize for my apprentice. He speaks out of line far too often

[the-rodhaj]

I brought @that-0ne-sam

We're ready whenever you are

@official-spellcasting-posts

alright, who we stealing from?

[official-spellcasting-posts]

I'll show you

*she removes her amulet, and her posture changes, there's a different look in her eyes, and you can feel power flowing from her now. This is not her*

Who are you? What is this place? My foolish apprentice must have done this. He always does things like this.

[the-rodhaj]

so hold on *i take the amulet on and off you*

[official-spellcasting-posts]

It holds him back, but it runs out of energy after an hour. Now, I need to be rid of him. The things he'll do if he finds out...

[the-rodhaj]

alright

[official-spellcasting-posts]

@that-0ne-sam, Rödgud, it's time

*removes the amulet*

WHAT IS GOING ON HERE‽‽

[that-0ne-sam]

oh fuck it’s back.

[official-spellcasting-posts]

You. And this... shark cat god thing. I sense a conspiracy.

I thought I taught you sufficiently last time

*divine magic starts glowing in his hand as he raises it*

( @the-rodgud this is your time to strike)

[the-rodhaj]

I brought @that-0ne-sam

We're ready whenever you are

@official-spellcasting-posts

alright, who we stealing from?

[official-spellcasting-posts]

I'll show you

*she removes her amulet, and her posture changes, there's a different look in her eyes, and you can feel power flowing from her now. This is not her*

Who are you? What is this place? My foolish apprentice must have done this. He always does things like this.

[the-rodhaj]

so hold on *i take the amulet on and off you*

[official-spellcasting-posts]

It holds him back, but it runs out of energy after an hour. Now, I need to be rid of him. The things he'll do if he finds out...

[the-rodhaj]

alright

[official-spellcasting-posts]

@that-0ne-sam, Rödgud, it's time

*removes the amulet*

WHAT IS GOING ON HERE‽‽