Official-Steve

[old-english-offical]

ah, trueth beauty.

[bookworm-offical]

Ooc: Hi, everyone! New offical, here! This is my first offical blog.

[autism-offical]

How are you an offical if your name says official????

[adam-offical]

It's honorary. For example, my ex-wife @official--eve is part of the officalverse despite holding on to that crucial i.

[official-steve]

She took the i in the divorce

[satan-offical]

Satan: It's such a shame Steve Jobs will die of limga

God: Can you take this seriously I'm sending you down to hell?!

Satan: ligma balllllssssssss.....

[official-steve]

The Council Of Steve’s would like to confirm that Steve Jobs died of ligma. Council member @steve-offic1al what is your professional view on the matter?

[official-steve]

What did you think of the Minecraft movie? 🤔

‘Twas good

garret was boring

STEVE BETTER

[jeff-offical]

Did you know if you purge your Minecraft vanilla world of snakes, you get free diamonds?

[evilducks-offical]

What’s with all the officalverse Minecraft posts we’re scared

[official-steve]

Get parroted

MINECRAFT SUPREMACY

[official-steve]

Steve, are you and Garrett in a homoerotic situationship?

Well we are very close but that could mean nothing…

[heritage-posts-offical]

yoooo

I’m heritage-posts-offical

I’m on a journey to preserve some of the best parts of the wonderful world of the Officalverse

I will preserve posts with

more than

100 likes

200 likes

500 likes

1000 likes

results

Voting ended onAug 30, 2025

So yeah 👍

@homosexuality-offical @homosexuality-offical

@wlw-god-offical @apple-music-offical @evil-bread-offical @amnesia-offical @pencil-sharpener-offical @goblin-offical @can-tab-eater-offical @lesbian-offical @officalverse-elections-offical @officalverse-tournaments-offical @officalverse-statistics-offical

[official-steve]

@satan-offical

[chappell-roan-offical]

notes game

not reached

in progress

completed

15 I will leak my 5 most recently watched movies/series

25 I will do my summer trig homework

50 I will try to actually start using @heritage-posts-offical

150 I will reveal my side blogs

250 I will reveal my costume for my current play

350 I will ask my mother for makeup

400 I will leak my 5 most recently played Roblox games

20,000I’ll ask my parents for hormones

[spaceyjules-deactivated20180305]

If you call pedophilia a kink please unfollow me and never talk to me again

[spaceyjules-deactivated20180305]

Isn’t it disgusting that 23 people just unfollowed me

[clarknokent]

Unfollow me too

[gothhabiba]

this goes double if you call paedophilia a disability. unfollow me twice

[closet-keys]

and if you call pedophilia an “orientation” or in any way compare it to being LGBP+ you can unfollow, delete your blog, and set yourself on fire. 

[peachypastel]

I just lost 50 followers.. bye

[katiemcgrxth]

clearing out the trash

[bway-grimes]

GO ON AND S M A S H THAT UNFOLLOW BUTTON

[moonedknights]

BUHBYE U McNASTIES

[bogleech]

I’ve seen this circulating forever and genuinely thought “no way do I have any of them following me” until this week when it turned out I had all these fuckin “MAP” (pedophile) followers sad to find out I’m an “anti” (normal person) Please leave and also please get guinea worm.

[flerpdederp]

GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY BLOG

[bunchofdoodlesinspace]

I reblogged something similar to this a while ago but again:

if you support pedophilia,

kindly get the fuck off of my blog.

Thanks.

[princet-ofthe-rivers]

I reblog these regularly.

STAY OFF MY BLOOOOOOG

[littlebabiebear]

Shoo fly, don’t bother me👋🏾

[fragilelikeabomb0106]

Pedophilia is not welcome in the LGBTQ+ community nor are MAPs or pedophilia apologizers welcome on any of my blogs. If you support pedophilia, unfollow me. My blog is a safe space but I will not tolerate the sexualization of children.

[tf2-headcanons-and-scenarios]

I’m reblogging this here because I want this blog to be a safe space for people to enjoy.

Anyone who supports pedophilia or is a pedophile in any way, shape or form REGARDLESS OF ANY REASONS/EXCUSES, please kindly get the fuck away from this blog, just unfollow me straight away. I do not tolerate your kind here, and you should be ashamed of trying to justify the sexualisation of children even for a S E C O N D.

Also just to clarify this one specific point: Pedophilia and pedophiles are NOT AND WILL NEVER BE IN OR ASSOCIATED WITH THE LGBTQ+ COMMUNITY

Edit: Before I forget, if any of you are in any way, shape or form, a pedophile, turn yourself in at your nearest police station because you don’t deserve to roam free on the streets.

[lostmarblehornets]

I may have just started this blog but this will not STAND

Seriously though, if you think you are welcomed on this blog, you’re not. Sorry, but you make me feel unsafe so..

[wandershot2]

GTFO OF MY BLOG IF YOU DO!

[awkwardemodnptrashofasgard]

I just can’t scroll pass without reblogging!! IF YOU SUPPORT PEDOPHILES/PEDOPHILIA OR IS A PEDOPHILE PLEASE GET THE FUCK OFF OF MY BLOG!!!!!!!!

[liongrl321]

PEDOPHILES BE FUCKING GONE

LIKE, GET THE FCK OUT

YOU ARE NOT WELCOME HERE

[notthesodaa]

GO EW GET AWAY

[a-rather-large-group-of-fags]

It’s not a fucking mental illness either

Idk man, call me ignorant if you want, but I stand by my statement

[anxiousposting]

I’m reblogging on all my blogs

[kennymccormick-offical]

theres no way people actually believe that right

[weirdly-gay-potion-maker]

…

I

If I lose any followers

[ho-ho-homosxual]

PLEASE FOR STARS SAKE GET OUT IF YOU SUPPORT THAT SHIT

[stories-i-guess]

To all those about to unfollow me as you should

I want you to openly admit it

send me an ask

tell me that you’re doing it

feel free to insult me even

but I want you to show your face.

Or at least, the closest thing to it on this website. Your blog name.

That way we’ll all know just who and what you are.

[menace2mysleep]

please leave my blog if you’re a pedophile or anything that is viewed negatively by the majority of the populace like racism, sexism, being homophobic, or anything else along those lines

thank you and goodbye

[adam-offical]

It’s Adam and Eve not Adam and a 9 year old. Pedos are kot welcome.

[workplacefire]

I need all of the gimic blogs to rb this is I can follow you!!!!

[satan-offical]

AYE THAT'S ME

[satan-offical]

Bro

[official-steve]

@blacknailpolishoffical

[homosexuality-offical]

i’m steve btw. Jack Black was just impersonating me

[official-steve]

YOU FAKER

IM STEVE

[homosexuality-offical]

ITS NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE

[official-steve]

THEN WHAT IS IT!!!

[evevoli]

NEW MC SNAPSHOT......... when i say i screamed out loud

i've been waiting for this for TWELVE YEARS

[official-steve]

Fucking finally????

[homosexuality-offical]

i’m steve btw. Jack Black was just impersonating me

[official-steve]

YOU FAKER

IM STEVE

[homosexuality-offical]

i wish I was a tree. Then I wouldn’t have to pay taxes

[official-steve]

@tree-offical

What’s it like?

[confusedsplagebbi]

[official-steve]

My nemesis….

[des-rupted]

I'm going to implode.

TJEY DID FUCKCING WHWAT!!?1?1??

[official-steve]

I

hate

it