Here She Is

“Wow! She’s loud!”

[zachsgay]

Sorry boys I’m gonna stand with the ladies on this one

[babyanimalgifs]

Male lizard holding up his gf so she can take a nap 

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[feshpince-deactivated20201109]

ok king

[whitepeopletwitter]

[sesh]

[brucebocchi]

[memewhore]

[sexhaver]

[pisceanpizza]

[suzirya]

Why are we here? To suffer? Every day we do dishes

[yeahiwasintheshit]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

literally traumatizing to learn that the london bridge is in fucking arizona

[cheaphalloweencostume]

this is rocking my world view i feel like i have to call my family

[rercho]

....where did people think 'london bridge is falling down' came from?

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i don’t necessarily conflate “falling down” with “being dismantled brick by brick and shipped to arizona to be rebuilt” but i guess its not my area of expertise

[cute-animals-only]

[whitegenocidereturns]

oh so you like metal? name 3 blacksmiths

[combatboredom-deactivated201804]

Will, Jaden and Willow. 

[out-there-on-the-maroon]

This post has TWO puns I can’t handle this.

[creaturey]

this picture of a baby luxuriating in a stream from an outdoor clothing ad i just saw is such a mood. this baby knows what’s up. this is exactly how i’m trying to be this summer. thank you river baby

[creaturey]

rip my 2020 river baby summer 😔

[cyberscully]

“at the end of the day, the only person you have is yourself.”

binch i don’t even have me most days! she off doing her own thing half the time!!! left her a voicemail 4 days ago and she still hasn’t gotten back to me. the fuck. 

[bunjywunjy]

Do you know any cursed pumpkin facts?. I love pumpkins

growing Giant Pumpkins is an intense and highly competitive practice as growers produce larger and larger pumpkins every year and enter them in various competitions.

the largest pumpkins currently top a ton in weight, and seeds from these prize-winning goliaths can sell for hundreds of dollars apiece proving there is indeed such a thing as a Pedigree Pumpkin.

[draconym]

Did you know that in Oregon there is a boat race where the boats are pumpkins? It’s called the Giant Pumpkin Regatta and it looks like this:

[bunjywunjy]

I’m really vibing with those hats, tell you what

[ginger-ale-official]

Jesus, after coming back from the dead: hey guys it’s me Jesus, just look at the scars on my hands

Thomas, a known freak: show us the feet as well please

[ginger-ale-official]