The Blog That Lived

Be what you be

[dankmemeuniversity]

[patricide1885]

Why are bugs so obsessed with looking like plants be yourself

[deathwarlock]

A bird wrote this

[kitsnicket]

this fuckin movie

[manliest-lil-weenie]

jesus christ this is spy kids I thought this was some shakespearian story

[kitsnicket]

Shakespeare wishes he had what spy kids has

[flimflix]

RIP to a real one

[belalugosishreds]

me: I'm literally begging you to do the one task you need to do

my brain:

[teenagerposts]

parents: YOUR ROOM IS SUCH A MESS

me: this is my design

[niceshibe]

[lulxdd-deactivated20161010]

he’s trying to confess to her…. but shes shy!!!

[qqqqqqqqqwe-deactivated20170301]

the drama

[seeklight-deactivated20210703]

This is between them TBH please respect their space

[dorfs]

[cherryking]

i understand why old people sit outside just to sit outside

[insomniac-arrest]

Valentine’s day is NOT a day for lovers, couples, or people in relationships. Valentine’s day is exclusively for elementary school students who each buy their entire class cute little cards with cartoon characters on them, messily scrawl their classmates names there as an act of love, and give them a tiny little candy packet.

that is the height of the holiday.

[teenagerposts]

lil ass me walking around with my man feeling on top of the world, untouchable and protected

[c-bassmeow]

[little-miss-rasputin-pageant]

the poetic cinema in the movie Holes when it shows Kate Barlow in the schoolhouse and drops of water are falling on the book she’s reading and you think the roof is leaking again even though Sam fixed it but then it shows that it’s actually because she’s crying and then Sam walks in and looks at her tear stained face with the softest expression and says, “i can fix that.”

[little-miss-rasputin-pageant]

[blanketfortarchitect]

The subplot of Holes was hands down the greatest love story of our generation

[black-girl-against-feminism]

Had me shook as a kid

[animalcrossingmemes]

[nerdlingwrites]

I have a very strange relationship with cereal. I'll forget it exists for months at a time, then I remember that not only does it exist, it is one of humanity's perfect foods. Then I'll eat like 4 boxes in one day before some eldritch god takes the knowledge from me again. (Probably for my own good.)

[daftpostpunk]

did Jesus pay for our sins with cash or credit

[bones-and-bricks]

he used praypal

[fishingboatproceeds]

As I near 200,000 followers here at fishingboatproceeds, I just wanted to say Cock is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that, but balls smell amazing. It makes me go a little crazy on it to be honest. Like, I cannot get it far enough down my throat to be satisfied. I’m only satisfied when I feel those intense, powerful, salty, hot pumps of cum down my throat. When I sit back on my heels, look up at you with cum all over my mouth and slobber running down my neck, hair all fucked up and wipe my mouth with the back of my arm and ask you if I did a good job and you cannot even speak because I’ve drained all of your energy out the tip of your dick….. That’s when I’m satisfied.

[arkham]

this how we lost post editing and it was still worth it