All About Insane ACOTAR Fanfic, Whoops!

Lecks and Lane’s ACOTAR Tumblr. Evil Rhys, pass-around-party bottom Lucien, BoE, Neris, all the shit this fandom doesn’t like, lol. Read The Black Heron’s Shadow on DisgracedJester’s AO3/follow our TikTok if you like this stuff.

[catie-does-things]

if you want your female characters to both have agency in the story and be complex human individuals then sometimes bad things have to be their fault

[blessthosewhocurseyou]

Also if a female character in a story has canonically bad things that are at least partially her fault it’s not #girlboss feminism to blame it on everyone but her and accuse the author of being sexist for daring to imply a woman might have done something wrong

[byjove]

giving birth sucks tbh. not only do you and the baby you’re birthing almost die, usually you shit yourself and often you tear your taint. then you have to push an organ out of your body (placenta) and if even a little of that remains in your body, you can hemorrhage to death or develop an infection that essentially rots your body from the inside out. even if you had a relatively “easy birth”, you bleed for weeks on end. even after that stops, your body and brain is changed for the rest of your life, the pregnancy leeched minerals from your bones, that can cause osteoporosis later. minor urinary incontinence is not uncommon, brain scans of people who gave birth show permanent changes in their brain, you’re never quite the same.

I say all of this not to say giving birth is disgusting but it is a harrowing and visceral experience. society downplays how fucking awful it is and makes it out to be a ~magical~ experience but it isn’t a magical transformative experience for everyone. it can be an extremely traumatic experience for someone who wanted to carry a pregnancy to term, much more so for someone who did not want to be pregnant in the first place or someone who knows their baby won’t survive the birth. anyway, abortion is a right. pregnancy and birth aren’t just inconvenient, it’s fucking awful.

[churropussy]

How is it that in this entire post you didn’t say the word “woman” once? Only one sex gives birth. Only women have these experiences, only women are at risk for everything mentioned here, women are the only people this applies to. Erasing the word enables the problem.

[byjove]

I’m an evil trans man with a big fat pussy and it’s my life’s purpose to erase women by using inclusive language. Everyone I make a post a random woman disappears off the planet. Clean vanishes. They’re renaming all maternity wards labor & delivery wards because of me. The word breastfeeding no longer exists in the dictionary. It’s all chestfeeding now. Many world powers are trying to stop me. They can’t. They’re too slow. I’m always two steps ahead.

[actually--bee]

skiiibiidiii gyaattt

[wanderintofics]

the most annoying stage of burnout is when i want to write, and i have the urge to write, and somewhere in my skull are the words that want to be written, but they have to get through the cursed minotaur maze first and nobody remembered to bring string

[officialblackheron]

Sketches I’ll maybe one day return to, all for Black Heron, lel. Neris has the opposite appeal for me that Rhycien does, but I find I wanna see them in the same situations: dancing and violently making out.

[nulltwink]

omg hii !!! hi you're home!!! (jerks you off to completion)

[swimminglovernut]

Meh

[nulltwink]

(puts the cum back in you) get out .

[tlirsgender]

Hardest part of writing is accepting that some people will not fucking get it & you just have to like cope with that because over-explaining it just makes it worse

[tlirsgender]

I will not over-explain my art to the stupidest people on earth. I'm writing for people who know what I'm talking about. Mantra that will save you. David Lynch was right

[shanuraru]

lord of Qing Jing peak

[consulships]

the male womb is just located deeper in the man. uou have to try harder

[theladyofbloodshed]

Does Rhysand make poor choices when it comes to the IC or is he a sinister leader who must keep the IC under his control?

Make Azriel torture rather than use daemati skills = Azriel remains hating himself and feeling worthless because all he'll ever be is a violent illyrian brute

Push Cassian into a courtier role = Cassian is uncomfortable and out of his depth, leading to low self-esteem because he's a bastard not used to that life

Mor must deal with her father and Eris = keeps Mor panicked and trodden on

Be constantly present in Feyre's mind = Feyre has no independent thoughts

Keep Elain in Velaris and never encourage her mating bond = Lucien remains loyal because his mate is there

Threaten Nesta that they'll use Elain = Nesta complies

[frizz-bees]

a little artist :)

[bi-bliotaph]

It’s uncanny how similar Trump is acting like Hitler. People are now doing the Nazi salute. They’re drawing the symbol. The KKK was seen in Kentucky asking people to join them. ICE has been ripping families apart. Companies have pulled back Diversity Initiatives. We’re no longer part of WHO and there won’t be any communication from the CDC at least until February 1st. We’re being censored and the news can’t be trusted. Thousands of Americans didn’t know there were protests against Trump yesterday outside the U.S. Quotes from The Handmaid’s Tale and Anne Frank have been compared to what’s going on right now.

According to The Lemkin Institute for Genocide Studies and Prevention the U.S. has officially been given a red flag alert for Genocide.

I’m exhausted but I will never stop being angry.

[s1rsh4rks]

tattoos…

[officialblackheron]

I should be trying to write my sequel ficlets or making more art for the TikTok but instead I’m just looking at Lane’s Rhys in these collabs for Black Heron…..Lane. The mind you have…….

[whatisamettafor]

I told y’all Lucien will be happy too, these guys are having a great time.

[elleybug]

That scene of Eris …..so faerie… .catching petals

[officialblackheron]

Blah blah blah, something about Rhys showing Lucien his bow, I’m never gonna finish this, forgot Lucy’s scar, whatever! !!WHOCARES