[forgottenbones]

[animentality]

[memorycycle]

money beyond ypur wildist dreams

[chirasul]

one hundred and seventy dollars

[memorycycle]

[that-one-idiot-11]

whenever I tell a story I feel like Uncle Colm from Derry Girls

[endreal]

Solid medications (pills) really do be coming in two varieties - edible plastic, and smarties (derogatory)

[endreal]

Spoken like a person who truly knows what it is to have Ailments

[flishnyet]

"Is it something I said?"

[oneheadtoanother]

[amnesiaguy]

fantasy is when currency is referred to as "gold" and sci fi is when currency is referred to as "credits"

[tortellinigirl]

men really be like “well this woman has studied this subject her whole life, and i am a man, so we have equal knowledge on this”

[hcrzallerliebst-a-deactivated20]

it’s ok you could have just said “i hate men”

[tortellinigirl]

okay, i hate men

[1dietcokeinacan]

[carolsturka]

you have to be in a certain specific mood to listen to classic rock because sometimes a guy is playing his guitar and you're just like shut the fuck up man

[anonymousyellowlizard]

[thememedaddy]

[cuntylestat]

may be the best response to dumb comments like this

[ballofstress9]

[yeahokayillreblogthat]

yeah okay ill reblog that

[hgedits]

[dracula1992soundtrack]

being online is so scary aren't you guys worried about the world wide spider

[redfagdiver]

It took 36 years for someone to make this joke and by god it was worth the wait

[dankxsinatra]