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Hello, I’m Ali. I'm 22. I love food (pasta), sleeping (for 17 hours straight), and animals. I watch The Office, Brooklyn Nine-Nine, and Parks & Recreation on a constant loop. I’ve probably seen each show at least 20 times. My mom thinks it’s a problem, but, like, it’s not.

[ryebreadgf]

[ihavegaysex42069]

tramp stamp that says save a horse ride me instead

[livedinthecastle]

dude they banned milf. what if i want to fuck someone's mom, tumblr? what should i do then? kill myself?

[melonisopod]

They banned suicide you can’t even do that.

[calellon]

[the-memedaddy]

[chromaticabrasions]

obsessed with this

[angiethewitch]

psa to everyone on antipsychotics during the summertime

some antipsychotics can make you more susceptible to heat exhaustion because they make it so your body cannot regulate your body temperature correctly. I learned this the hard way last summer, I got really nasty heat exhaustion while on a high dose of quetiapine. so check if your meds react badly to heat, and if they do, please be sure to wear your sunscreen, have light cover ups on or with you, wear a hat, and stay hydrated! be safe

[myfinalmessagefatdudesequalshot]

especially duloxetine and clozapine, know the signs of dehydration, take cooling breaks if you have to be in the sun

[spiderine]

duloxetine is commonly branded in the USA as Cymbalta.

[ushauz]

Note: many anti-bipolar meds are also antipsychotics. I found a list of psychotropic meds that can increase risk of heat exhaustion here:

Can personally confirm that Latuda/Lurasidone can also mess with your heat response and lead to heat exhaustion if you aren’t careful, like I wasn’t.

[stimman4000]

[hispanicdisorder]

[sighinastorm]

While undoubtedly designed as a research and conservation tool, and probably even valuable as a way for the inland ultra-rich to dine on extra-fresh red snapper, I choose to believe this is just one guy who likes to take his fish for walks.

[mckitterick]

portable supramarine exploration device

[gahdamnpunk]

There’s literally no justifying to why it costs SO MUCH

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

I love seeing bank rules that will never apply to me. My app was just like "you cannot deposit more than $5,000 daily to this account and I was like noted thanks

[disgustinggf]

[futuredilfmaterial]

People don’t change

[evolvingessence]

[heartonthefloor]

Like….when everyone has mental illness maybe the problem is with the systems 🤔

[rodrickheffeley]

thinking about time when robert pattinson went on a date with his stalker and ended up driving her away by complaining entire night. literal legend

[rodrickheffeley]

the way his mind works much to think about

[memewhore]

[pepprs]

[snuv]

A mom helping her kids beat a hard level in Super Mario Land, 1990s.

[emily84]

this is a renaissance painting

[catasters]

[catgirl-kaiju]

<- TOILET THEY CAN

BUT! NOT

CATS 🚫 GET OUT!!

🚫 PAST

HERE!

KEEP

CLOSED!

[valklynightyrie]

[dankmemeuniversity]