official toaster strudel

I'm a real suave fella

[officialtoasterstrudel]

Well it's been fun

But I haven't really cared about this account for half a year and I'm logging out and idk my password so bye forever probably

[safertohatehimallaround]

The best part about the Iguana Apparatus freestyle meme is how she’s become the new version of Blueberry Casserole

[toasterstrudel]

Hehe we love you internet. Thanks for sticking with us!

[hullurichie-deactivated20190320]

this vine gives me strenght

[subscriberstothesun]

Mitt Romney spent over 800 Million not to become president. I spent no money for the same result. Who’s the better businessman?

[thethespacecoyote]

I found these off brand cereals and they all sound like weird euphemisms for gay people

[jackaloper]

*straight person voice* is he a…. y’know,.. marshmallow matey

[blackhighlight]

tumblr is such an embarrassing website to be a part of

[soldiers-and-petticoats]

You mean AMAZING

[blackhighlight]

no

[theroyaltenenblarghs]

[lomadia]

House is the best. I lived for these random consults he did.

[officialtoasterstrudel]

Yeah but if you watched the episode you'd see that they actually consulted with nutritionalists and were responsible. The kid actually had a disease

[plantfunerals]

soon the ancient meme god nyancat will return and slay your false meme idols. the hour of the lolcat is upon us. repent. u can haz mercy

[owtytrihtneves]

[carryoncrowsblog-deactivated202]

The more I learn about Satanism, the less horrendous it seems. Not even kidding.

[ruingazaki-deactivated20171122]

That’s cause non-theistic Satanism is more about worshipping yourself and sorta treating others how you want to be treated etc

[eternalblumenkraft]

hail satan

[halogenuine-deactivated20150201]

satanism is actually really solid like the Fifth Satanic Rule of the Earth says not to make sexual advances unless you are given consent 

[phantomsqueaker-archives-blog]

satan seems like a pretty nice guy

[pugnaciousjester]

This week on “I didn’t know I was a Satanist”

[lekswinterisdyslexic]

Wait till you hear the Nine Satanic Sins

1. Stupidity

2. Pretentiousness

3. Solipsism

4. Self-deceit

5. Herd conformity

6. Lack of perspective

7. Forgetfulness of past orthodoxies

8. Counterproductive pride

9. Lack of aesthetics

That’s right. If you ain’t got no style, you be sinning.

[thepotentialtobe-yours-deactiva]

*converts to Satanism*

[hewwobrine-deactivated20180515]

it mentioned a rule above, but i havent seen the rest of the satanic rules posted here, so…

1: Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked

2: Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them

3: When in another’s home, show them respect or else do not go there

4: If a guest in your home annoys you, treat them cruelly and without mercy

5: Do not make sexual advantages unless you are given the mating signal

6: Do not take which does not belong to you, unless it is a burden to the other person and they cry out to be relieved

7: Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it to successfully obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will loose all you have obtained.

8: Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.

9: Do not harm young children.

10: Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.

11: When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask them to stop. If they do not stop, destroy them.

[mistresserycinae]

Today in ‘Shit, lets be Satan.’

[1w1wbigher06fan]

I’m a catholic christian but this made more sense than some of the stuff in the bible does!

[imaginetheavengers]

I don’t usually post things like this on my blog but I thought it’d be important for people to know that:

Satanists DO NOT worship Satan. “Satan” is the latin root for “the one whom opposes”. The name was purposlly chosen to piss off Christians. Satanists are opposed to everything religious, which means that they do not believe in God, therefore, they do not believe in Satan either. The misconceptions of Satanism come from the movies where you see people sacrificing goats and all that stuff, but it is not true. I have read the Satanic Bible. I can assure you that they do not believe in anything religious.

[mechsuitbarbie]

did anyone else do that thing when they were in elementary where you write T H I S on your knuckles and a stick figure on one palm and a scribble on the other and you go “this is bob bob says hi this is bob when the car comes by” thing. that was messed up.

[christopher-bryant]

What?

[theglade-escape]

Oh my gosh I remember this

[vineofficial]

We always did: this is Bob, Bob says hi, Bobby swim, Bobby fly, Bobby crash clap, Bobby die *show other hand with a dead booby on it :///

[sixpenceee]

February 19, 2014: A Nation Divided By Weather (Source)

[mindinthecloudsss]

[multi-purpose-tool-guy]

It’s such a strange feeling when something comes into your life like a movie or an artist or a band that just feels like it’s made from the same stuff you are, it immediately becomes part of how you define yourself and it’s everything you see yourself as at that point in your life and everything that you aspire to be and it’s such a bizarre sensation when you discover something and you immediately feel it fill a hole inside you that you didn’t know was there

[teesadutta]

2.24.15

[note-a-bear]

Ayman Moyheldin can get this.

[shawnhnichols-deactivated202412]

Trans | Seattle, Washington - 2015 

[straightallies-deactivated20240]

I want lgbt book stores, lgbt coffee houses, and lgbt theaters to replace lgbt bars as centers of community, places to meet people, and lgbt rights of passage.

[twobleromeymcgwobbles-deactivat]

YES. i am so fucking TIRED of every lgbt event being at a bar or another 21+ venue, especially when alcoholism is a thing for so many, esp. lgbt youth, and community isolation is such a major factor in so many suicides.

[girllenin]

also tired of how sex-centric lgbt spaces often are tbh