Keepin' it Classy Since Never ('96)

I'm Gonna Make You Feel Better... Or Worse. Hello, I'm Vanessa; A Mexican woman from Chicago, living in Oklahoma. Environmentalist. Angry. Favorite things: family, nature, music, comedy, coffee, and creating things. I'll try not to be a bother. But enough of me talking about myself. Enjoy your stay. Se habla Español.

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US Government: *invests millions of dollars and time and research into countless programs desperately trying to get kids more active*

Pokemon Go:

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The Mother Trump feeds it’s Trumplings a small loan of a million dollars

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The Rage Room

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via Funny Or Die Crashed The Republican Debate 

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How embarrassing

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Let her have her moment of fame

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Drug lord Pablo Escobar and his son in front of the white house 1980’s

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Yup

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I can retire early AND LIVE OFF NOTHING BUT PIZZA

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FUCK

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he gon arrest em if they drop it

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obligatory seems fake tho comment..

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Some headlines for tomorrow:

“Young Woman In T-shirt Protects Cops Who Are Wearing Bullet Proof Vests And Riot Gear”

“Cops Wear Riot Gear To Prepare For Violence From Protesters Then Just Allow Random Young Woman To Stand Between Them And The Protesters They Think Might Get Violent”

“Fall Out Boy Heavily Featured In Only Hilarious Photo To Come Out Of Ferguson”

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Possessiveness 101

Totally cool: “Hey, do you want to be exclusive?”

Red flag: “No one but me is allowed to touch you.”

Totally cool: “It makes me feel weird when you flirt with other people, can we talk about that?”

Red flag: “If you loved me, you would stop being friends with them. You KNOW it makes me jealous.”

Totally cool: “I hope we’re together forever. I’m so in this for the long haul.”

Red flag: “If you ever left me, I would kill myself.”

Totally cool: “Your mom is really unkind to me, can we try to minimize how often you bring me when you visit her?”

Red flag: “Your mom hates me, you need to stop talking to her. She’s trying to ruin our relationship.”

Totally cool: “I love you so much, oh my god.”

Red flag: “It’s a good thing I love you so much, because no one else would. You’d be alone forever without me.”

Other important red flags to keep in mind: someone who wants to jump into emotional/financial co-dependence very fast (like moving in together right away, or becoming each other’s only confidantes right away) and won’t take no for an answer; someone who tries to minimize how often you leave the house or interact with other people; someone who threatens you or themselves or your family or pets or possessions or financial future; someone who uses guilt to keep you from leaving a relationship.

Very important reminder: You do not need a reason to leave a relationship. Neither does the other person (or people). A relationship is over when one of the people in it says it’s over, period. Obviously it’s kind to take the end of a long relationship seriously, but abusers and manipulators have lost the right to that conversation. Lie if you need to–your safety is much more important than their feelings.

Trust your instincts!