J A N E T *

Highly selective / private 

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fuckingthiscat:

“WELL IT’S STILL WEIRD.” she means all of it, it’s all weird. “about that — the good place. how exactly, i mean i’m not complaining - i’d rather be up here than,“ a thumb points downwards, making a fart noise with her mouth, "but, uh — HOW?” 

All normal questions, according to Janet. Mortal curiosity is inevitable &. she’s here to answer any inquiries residents might have.

* ACCORDING to your file, your successful transformation of Milford High opened windows for countless students and inspired a student-run gay-inclusion movement within the Texas school system. You are also credited for the Johnstone family reunion, the arrest of a pedophile, and Keeley Carson’s anti-bullying organization.

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HER HEAD LOLLS in the most judgemental way that a head can loll. “Is everyone here related? There’s a real cousin-wife-sister-bride-vibe going on which I’m not entirely here for.” Perhaps Bianca ought to give them a chance. Then again, perhaps not. “Very Flowers in the Attic.”

@ofjanets (SC.)

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* NO. Everyone here is extremely close, but there’s no incest whatsoever. Any incestuous humans are in the Bad Place. You are in the Good Place. 

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freaksbloom:

                   how frustrating. billy pauses as though considering the latter option but is quick to dismiss it with a wave of his hand. “no, no. i’ll just scream into a pillow as usual.” give him a moment for the melodramatic attitude to fade. “you can get INDIGESTION?” 

* ACTUALLY,  I can’t technically eat anything- so it’s more like a really bad stomachache. 

She neglects to mention that “stomachache” translates loosely to “neighborhood-wide earthquake with added natural disasters”

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I’m here, just busy!

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                                                HEY  JANET  ? 

            Highly selective + private  /  as inked by Byrd  /  est.  2 . 8 . 18 

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             “janet, honey? is there a VOID somewhere that i can just go scream into for forty to forty-five minutes or so?”          @ofjanets   ♥’d

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* THERE are several voids in the universe that are optimal for screaming, however, none of them are accessible by humans. I do contain an endless void of my own you could scream into, but it would give me indigestion.

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All these Total Drama blogs poppin up make me wanna make an Izzy

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tbt my visit to the set of The Good Place

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Is it too early to declare my undying love for Quinci?

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@icarusraised  liked ! 

DING ! 

* YOU look confused. Can I help? I have literally all the knowledge in the universe. 

It’s not polite to materialize behind people, Janet. 

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                                                HEY  JANET  ? 

            Highly selective + private  /  as inked by Byrd  /  est.  2 . 8 . 18 

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I STILL don’t like my icons so i’m gonna redo the handful that I've made with a higher contrast. Keepin’ the color scheme tho

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@honoraryhuman  cont. 

* OF course I can ,  Michael !   All Janets come fully equipped with construction modules !  Just give me the design and i’ll see what I can do. Oh -  I can also test structural stability. 

If Janet were a human, it would probably be bursting with some sort of positive emotion. After all, it’s a Janet’s main goal to be of use to a Good Place neighborhood. 

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Janet, we’ve been through this hundreds of times. I mean, can you just chill out? Is that possible Janet? Can you just chill out a little? Nope! It’s gonna be the same every time! Yeah. Yeah I know.

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@hadshrimp liked!

* ELEANOR , you seem upset. Is there anything I can do? - 

A pause, trademark smile still present on Janet’s features. 

* I can offer comfort with a pat on the back, or I can say “there, there”. 

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So who all in the Good Place squad wants icons??? I'm recapping season one so like-