Ay, I’m being hyperfixated on IWTV over here!

Hal ❀ 29 ❀ Queer ❀ She/They ❀ Please be my friend ❀ Adulthood is lonely WWDITS/OFMD/IWTV blogging

[queenoftheimps]

Lestat going through the extremely relatable situation where no one trains you for your new job and then you get in trouble for not knowing how to do the job

[wizzard890]

lestat: what if there was a great female vampire who was immensely powerful but needed me? what if she was made of stone so she could never leave or say something cruel or sit up or go anywhere without her keeper (me) her caretaker (also me) her child (me!!)? what if I showed her things that were interesting and exciting to me and she responded in ways I could construe as approving? what if the only thing I knew about her is that she is the progenitor of us all and I had no choice but to devote my life to caring for her and keeping track of her nightmarish fragility that could doom us all even though she has never asked for it because (again) she can't speak or protest?

also lestat: my relationship with my mother is fine.

[stedesparasol]

OFMD(ish) EMOJI ASSOCIATION ↳ @bizarrelittlemew sent: 🐆🐎🐎🪦 [template]

[deadbeatmaker]

2x04 I want You More Than Anything in the World / 3x04 The Devil’s road

Broke my heart

[starlightervarda]

I want Devil's Minion to become canon solely so they can keep ending up in scenarios that judge Daniel for the power imbalance / age gap only for Armand to be like

[nextchapter]

louis to lestat: please help me i know i didn't call when you were shot but i really need to know if this girl i've been paying to roleplay our dead daughter is actually her meanwhile armand to daniel: would u ever want to hang out like socially

[wisteria-lodge]

One thing I'm really loving about the perspective shift between Interview with the Vampire and The Vampire Lestat is how Lestat and Louis appear in each other's narratives, through each other's eyes.

Louis sees Lestat as this primal force of nature who looks like a romance novel hero, can effortlessly control any room, is "preternaturally charming," impeccably turned out, no one can say no to him for long.

but we get in LESTAT'S head, and suddenly he has scars and a tangled mane of hair, people are constantly talking over him, he sweats, he's getting beat up and his clothes are getting destroyed in a non-sexy way, he's flailing around wildly with NO idea what he's doing, people (lestat included) think he's untalented and annoying.

And LOUIS, well. Louis clearly sees himself as uncanny, reserved, compelling but a little off-putting. He is other: cut-off from humanity, holding his emotions and relationships at arm's length.

Then we see him in The Vampire Lestat, and it's like no. This is the warmest, cutest, sexiest, coolest, most capable and most desirable man who has ever walked the face of the earth.

[reticent-vampire]

all_the_things_she_said.mp3

[reputayswift]

I think he's in a really good place <3

[losingbenni]

ASSAD ZAMAN as Armand

THE VAMPIRE LESTAT (2026) 3.03 — Toronto

[angelicguy]

me and the boys have a couple of chains wrapped around the sword in the stone hooked up to mikes toyota tundra gonna pull that fucker out like a tooth.

[seaweed-station]

Me and the boys misunderstood the arcane nature of the stone and now the Toyota is king of England

[roanlovesvampires]

Lestat's recollection of Detroit is honestly so fucking funny and definitely inaccurate at some parts

he's like "first, i took a piss in these eco-friendly urinals. yes, this is VERY IMPORTANT!"

"then a nonbinary vampire and her- i mean their- friend ALSO took huge pisses! she- i mean they- pissed hands-free with their incredibly strong pelvic floor muscles. yes, the vampire lestat respects pronouns, write that down."

"i always wash my hands after using the bathroom. even when i'm fucked up on LSD and ecstasy! even if the other people at the urinal didn't wash their hands! yes Daniel, this is VERY important to write down!"

"and then we had elevator sex so hot that the bellboy joined in!"

"i would have EASILY beat the Fang Gang normally, but you see, i did too many drugs and fucked too hard. it was the sex legs, i swear!"

[ratbebes]

ARMAND COME PICK YOUR BABY UP HE LONELY

[abed-with-a-knife]

showing up to kill a man’s whole coven and rip out his spine and burn him alive. in converse high tops.

louis de pointe du lac your heart too big your swag too fire your eyes too green. they’ll kill you

[jackdawwhat]

pov you call your employer the cuntessa, you aired his marital drama to the entire world and now you’re making him a musical documentary, you have your Pulitzer and you’re going to get your Oscar, you love being a vampire, you’re not on speaking terms with your old friend or your maker but you’d fuck them nasty given the chance, you’re a fledgling and you ripped off another vampire’s head to save your aforementioned boss while he’s high out of his mind. You’re the real cuntessa Daniel Molloy

[lexdelioncourt]

I'm sorry but did I hallucinate the part where Gabriella said, "do you think you're the only member of the company he drinks from?"?. Or the fact that they didn't "correct" the part from S2 when Armand and Lestat drank from each other in the catacombs? Or the part where Nicki called Armand and Lestat out for fucking all over town? So why are we still laughing about Armand's fanfic when the only part confirmed to have been different is that they didn't fuck in the box that night and that Lestat didn't say, "I love you" back?

There's literally so much complicated shit going on in that scene with regard to all four of them, but apparently the main take away for many people is just, "SEE ARMAND DE LUSIONAL NEVER FUCKED LESTAT". Except it sure sounds like he did. Don't play in my face.

[hansoeii]

fledgling