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every time my parents tell me something that I should’ve done that is not helpful to the conversation I’m going to reply with some historical event that shouldn’t have happened like
"You should’ve gotten up earlier"
"Hitler shouldn’t invaded Czechoslovakia"
"You should’ve gotten higher grades then"
"Abraham Lincoln should’ve hired a better bodyguard then"
also mom because
i love her
BOOBS ARE LITERALLY LUMPS WITH SMALLER LUMPS ON TOP WHAT IS SO SEXUALLY ATTRACTIVE ABOUT A LUMP!!!!
What is sexually attractive about any human body part really? Penises are just tubes with lumps connected to them. Asses are also just lumps. Your face is just a collection of different types of lumps and there’s a hole on it. Everything is just a lump. I can’t get off to this. Now, a rhombus, that’s something I could fuck the shit out of.
i need more redeeming qualities my amazing sense of humor isnt getting me anywhere
If I am ignoring you, I apologize. I become distracted and will focus on one thing a while. Sometimes I’m just emotionally overwhelmed and I have to lay down for a while. I’m not ignoring you because it’s you it’s because life is distracting and hard and so sometimes I just need to stop talking to people and sometimes I do that suddenly.
#THE WAY HE COMES ONTO THE BRIDGE #I SEE THE PANIC #THE RAGE #THE BARELY-HOLDING-MY-SHIT-TOGETHER #AND ALL HE’S THINKING IS ‘GET KHAN’ #BECAUSE HE CAN’T THINK ABOUT WHAT HE JUST SAW WHEN HE LOOKED AT JIM’S EYES #OR THINK ABOUT WHAT WAS SHARED BETWEEN THEM #HE CAN ONLY THINK ABOUT THAT VERY MOMENT IN TIME #BECAUSE HE CAN ONLY KEEP IT TOGETHER ONE SECOND AT A TIME #NO PROMISES OF 10 SECONDS LATER #’GET KHAN’ IS ALL HE CAN THINK BECAUSE IF HE THINKS ABOUT ANYTHING ELSE #HE WILL BREAK AGAIN #SPACE BOYFRIENDS #SPOCK (via itreallyisthelittlethings)
when u hurt ur boob
TRUE STORY
One morning, I was awakened by a knock at the door. I rolled out of bed, threw a blanket over my shoulder because it was cold, and made my way to the front of the house. I opened the door and a very nice Mormon lady handed me a pamphlet and launched in to a well-rehearsed spiel about accepting jesus in to my life when she stopped mid sentence and gave me a peculiar look. I used this pause in her speech to politely decline her offer and wish her a pleasant morning. It wasn’t until I looked at what she handed me that I understood why I stopped her in her tracks and then proceeded to laugh for the next half hour by myself.
Are you from Tennessee because you’re the only ten-
shit
'wehhhh i dont like tauriel she's so cliche she's pretty AND a perfect fighter AND guys want her AND she has healing skills she's too perfect it's unrealistic'
here is a list of things for you to consider, friend
have you met aragorn
I will always, always, reblog this. It never ceases to make me laugh
THE MEN OF TUMBLR COME WITH INSPIRATIONAL MESSAGES FOR LADIES
“Hi Mom”
Danny Phantom: the man of several good comebacks.
I have such a weakness for characters who use snark and humor to cover up the fact that they feel like huge fuck ups but they’re actually heroes with hearts of gold and smart as all hell
