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holy shit, the absolute king at the end

As a transit worker anyone who whines about fare evaders can lick, suck on, gargle, lightly tickle, and then carefully blow dry my balls, it’s a non issue. We need to eliminate a fares and fully fund public transit with some of the money we’re wasting on dressing cops up like master chief, and on collecting them in the first place which is expensive and dumb.

breadloco

stopppp everyone absolutely needs to see this

jewperduper

So my dad was the assistant music editor on Tarzan, and idk if it was Bring Your Kid to Work Day or something but one day he did just that so there I was, this incredibly small 1st grader, in an absolutely cavernous recording studio with a full orchestra and a giant screen playing the scene they were taping the score for, and my little brain couldn't handle the big music and the big movie happening all at once so I started crying and it was the first time music ever brought me to tears and it was too much to take in so we stepped out of the studio and ran directly into Phil Collins, who looked to me very much like my dad, and in my delicate emotional state I became immediately convinced that my dad had been copied and nobody had told me so I started crying harder, and Phil Collins said something that was probably meant to be calming but it was with a British accent so I thought there was a copy of my dad in every country and I absolutely lost it at the notion that other kids would get to have my dad, and my dad ended up having to carry me back to the car.

So.

Sorry for crying very loudly at you Phil Collins, your work on Tarzan was so moving it triggered my first emotional breakdown.

ihatenearlyeverything

the only thing that could top that clip is that story

you-have-to-use-your-imagination

anyone who told you much ado about nothing is good and worth watching was RIGHT and you should listen to them

finn-shitposts

In Much Ado About Nothing, Beatrice and Benedick are adamant in their mutual dislike, while Claudio and Hero are deep in love, and the two s

Ah here we go! Free full play for anyone who needs it, i watched it last week so i still had the link in my history heh :D enjoy!

nymph1e

God I love this version

thesaltofcarthage

spectacular version. Tennant and Tate are on fire. Their comedic and dramatic chops are outstanding. They both should have gotten Tonys for this production. Tennant has always had the gift of making Shakespeare sound spontaneous and contemporary, but Tate more than holds her own with him.

dduane

Reblogging, because frankly I can’t get enough of these two. :)

e-rated-beardo

I’m an absolute dumbo when it comes to Old Will and I laughed my head off at these glorious idiots. Tate and Tennant really do make it sound like this is how they speak all the time, and the comedic timing of… well, everyone, is top notch.

questfortori

Nintendo Power issue 113 (October 1998)

questfortori

To everyone saying it’s not real:

roselalonde

you are like an empty tip jar

niklas-sagara

Ready to be filled!

roselalonde

BECAUSE YOU DONT HAVE ANY CENTS!!!

worldheritagepostorganization

World Heritage Post

disease

listening... - trntbl-clone

dallonwrites

losing my mind a bit over how it’s soooooo dark outside it’s making me want to go to bed but it’s 7:30 so i can’t but i’m just here like !! it’s literally bedtime outside

bailiesartblog

“I am. A God”

tittled

my brother just prank called the auto parts store he works at asking if they had fallopian tubes and the guy spent like 20 minutes looking lmao

animentality

my-darling-boy

I was going to rewatch 1931 Dracula again tonight and just as I turned it on a BAT started flying around at my window and wouldn’t go away and I’ve never seen a bat at my house before and let me tell you I’ve been so gay touched starved this quarantine I was about ready to risk letting a wild bat in my room if it meant it could possibly be one tall, Sexy vampire

my-darling-boy

Ah rabies

catcrumb

hedgehog-moss

I was making chitchat with the woman who works at the plant nursery and I mentioned that two baby trees I bought the other day aren't doing too well, their leaves are yellowing, maybe I'm watering them too much? what could be behind this phenomenon? and she looked like she was trying to find a gentle way to phrase it but then gave up and just said plainly, "Autumn."

another social interaction that will come back to haunt me at 3am five years from now