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I'm Paul, I'm a 24 year old engineer and I have an unhealthy obsession with Final Fantasy, burritos and the muppets.

[liamgalgey]

Mike Wazowski joins the Avengers.

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THOR’S HAMMER IS BLOCKING HIS FACE I AM DYING

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[goangelstrong-deactivated201807]

Wet baby

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I’ll punch the next person that says pitbulls are dangerous

[novembersol]

Look at that smile

[xxtc-96xx]

Pittie bulls have such nice smiles, I just wanna squish their baby faces

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[squeeful]

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Alexa release the serotonin

[excellent-monster-girl-ideas]

“Releasing neurotoxin.”

“ALEXA, NO-”

[feenyxblue]

Portal(2007)

[chloerozo]

Ok so as proven by Tracer and Soldier76, being gay in Overwatch makes you Fast. Ergo it may be possible to determine LGBT by speed. For example Zenyatta has Zoomyatta which means he channels gay energy for his ult. Also, Sombra becomes faster when she is invisible, a clear signal she is bisexual. In this essay I will

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[bob-belcher]

#me drinking alcohol as a grown up

[expertpedestrian]

tory power stance is still the funniest thing to come out of uk party politics in a long time

[expertpedestrian]

[strangehorse]

CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTER

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[nerdynbhuman]

I feel like I need to talk about the random shit I know about this pose. As they paid a guy a lot of money to come up with a pose that’d make the important tories look POWERFUL and IMPOSING. And they guy came up with this, but it was only meant for photos of the torso up and none of them realised.

[spank-the-villain]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tory_power_stance

funny, funny article. “ The stance is believed to be intended to be a display of power and confidence. “

[wondersmith-and-sons]

how could you leave out the best part of that wiki entry

[respectablegeek]

Don’t forget this high quality [citation needed]

[valtsv]

remember when you were a kid and whenever your parents came into the room while you were doing something for pleasure like looking at something on the computer or watching tv and you’d immediately close the thing like you’d just been caught watching porn when you were actually doing nothing wrong this post was made by strict parents with no boundaries gang

[valtsv]

my dad: walks into the room while i’m playing club penguin the family computer

me:

[pizoxuat]

It’s cute when people claim that Lovecraft was racist because of the era he was born in. Dude was the most prolific letter writer in American history. We have letters from other racists asking him to tone down the racism. The man was considered breathtakingly racist by the people of his own time.

[hotvampireadjacent]

imagine how racist you have to be to be known as “that racist guy” in a time that was already extremely racist

[scrivnomancer]

It finally happened. During last night’s Ravenloft D&D game, I put on my best Rob Cantor impersonation and unleashed Actual Cannibal Shia LaBeouf on my players.

I have accomplished all I ever wished to as a Dungeon Master.

I opened the encounter almost verbatim to the song:

“You’re walking in the Svalich woods. There’s no one around, And you suspect the sun is dead. Out of the corner of your eye you spot him, Shia Labeouf!”

The players were stunned silent.

“He’s following you About 30 feet back. He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint. He’s gaining on you. And you can see there’s blood on his face! My god, there’s blood everywhere!

…roll initiative.”

[ohbuggeryfuck]

@ahm-a-dapper-dan-mahn we need to include this in a campaign at some point

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2017 better be nice to my mom

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2018 better be nice to my mom

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2019 better be nice to my mom

[flightyfinch]

my favorite thing about dracula is that in original folktales vampires bit their victims on the chest but bram STOKER, not wanting it to be SEXY, moved it to the NECK because he’s a dumb homo repressed idiot

[damnselfly-b-deactivated2022042]

… wait, he moved it to the neck to be less sexy?

[flightyfinch]

i’m bram stoker, i’m protestant or whatever the fuck and tired of being in sexy thot ireland

these people need to know what sins of the flesh can lead to. time to write a whole book about biting i guess

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[ohbuggeryfuck]

@ahm-a-dapper-dan-mahn it Martin

[gobigorgoextinct]

Steve Irwin in a Jaeger would be entertaining.

Look over there. There’s a Catergory 3 Kaiju. Biggest one yet. 

Ah’m gonna wrassle with it. 

[owl-recluse-deactivated20150626]

#yeah but who’s his drift partner. a crocodile. just a crocodile. its not a special or humanoid croc its literally just a croc strapped in.

[lledra]

[frauleinninja]

THIS IS THE THIRD TIME I’VE REBLOGGED THIS BUT I DON’T CARE BECAUSE IT HAS IMPROVED EVERY TIME

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[goblinlord666]

big SQuish