Oh em jeez

People tell me I need to write a book about the crazy shit that happens to me. I don't have the attention span to do that, so I tumble and tweet

[penis-hilton]

“MY MOM SAID THAT IF THIS POST GET 100.000 NOTES-”

[youmecollinsandmaureen]

current mood: aaron burr’s “honestly it’s kind of draining” in the election of 1800

[maaarine]

The Huffington Post: “60 Stunning Photos Of Women Protesting Around The World”

[yikyakapp-blog]

[newpeterwendy]

Women are the best

[394627486283962718494]

figured it was time 2 bring back this iconic tweet

[themusicalsciencegirl-deactivat]

The law forbidding citizens to criticize Henry VIII’s marriage to Anne Boleyn has just been repealed in Ireland what a time to be alive. 

[ryfkah]

time at last to achieve my long-held dream of flying to Ireland and shouting ‘HONESTLY YOU COULD’VE DONE BETTER, ANNE’

[omnidistance]

@clarkers since I know you live in Ireland.

[michonnegrimes]

Digital #Ham4Ham 3/5/16 – Pippa sings Copland 

[basically-fabulous]

Guys we need to stop saying Ted Cruz was the Zodiac Killer. He was born in 1970, when the killer was active in 1968-69. Clearly he’s the SON of the Zodiac Killer, all grown up and ready to follow in the footsteps of his elder.

[rockymackenzie]

hear me out. there is MORE THAN ONE,

[mindfulwrath]

turning into a baby is the perfect alibi

[micdotcom]

Donald Trump has Florida supporters raise their right hands and pledge loyalty

At a rally in Orlando, Florida, Republican presidential frontrunner Donald Trump asked his supporters to raise their right hand and pledge they would vote for him in the upcoming primary election. The resulting image is visually striking, to put it mildly. The historical resonance was not lost on many.

[more-marvel-than-not]

Steve Rogers wouldn’t vote for Trump.

Overheard at the grocery store (via mcu-pics-and-quotes)

[unmemelievable]

we have come full circle

[micdotcom]

Watch: Naturally, Lexi has big dreams for herself.

[platinumblondeproblem]

This is a sandbox drag and I LOVE IT

[juicyvelourtracksuit]

“Ok, so here we go” LMAO

[theglowpt1-deactivated20160714]

stop facebook

[weedstoner-archive]

ive been thinking about this all day

[lilwhitbit-deactivated20220204]

me too

[micdotcom]

Watch: As Blythe’s poem ends, it’s clear what we must do in the face of rape culture and “pocket feminism.”

[brownngyal]

WOW WOW WOW PLEASE WATCH THIS

[smartgirlsattheparty]

Olympic Gold Medalist Meryl Davis On Following Your Dream

http://amysmartgirls.com/olympic-gold-medalist-meryl-davis-on-following-your-dream/

[mothurs]

friend: you look stressed me: haha yeah it’s the stress