BISEXUAL BLUNDERS

| solstice | 21 | she/her | FL | enfp | | my art | my face |

[angesirene]

— Anna Akhmatova, In a Dream, tr. by Lenore Mayhew & William McNaughton

[clownboybitch]

Eldest daughters, arent you tired of de escalating? Dont you just wanna go ape shit?

[sss]

[vanguard]

people who think adhd is fake are so fucking funny like can you imagine if i was like this on purpose

[frottinq]

society and makeup companies to women at all times: you have to wear makeup, like you literally have to or else you look like a corpse, so wear it you fucking corpse. aren't you terrified of getting old? aren't you insecure about your little blemishes? we have the $80 solution.

someone online: you don't have to wear makeup

someone else in response, without fail, every single time: yeah but it's okay if you want to wear makeup :). I mean, it's a personal choice, which involves no coercion from the constant social pressures that dictate how women should present themselves, so go ahead! Don't let mean people bully you into thinking it's okay to have flaws in your skin.

[pauliedraws]

Another clip I animated from the Harry Potter audio books for fun.

(Ps. I won’t animate the Jim Dale version. Stop asking. Half the humour comes from all three characters being voiced by a dry toast British man)

[sjdsjkdlskdas-deactivated202012]

my god i'm so lonely so i open the window to hear sounds of people to hear sounds of people venus planet of love was destroyed by global warming did its people want too much too did its people want too much and i don't want your pitty i just want somebody near me yes i'm a coward i just want to feel alright and i know no one will save me i'm just asking for a kiss give me one good honest kiss and i'll be alright

[antisisyphus]

why the fuck would i check my email, thats where the fucking emails are

[themmfatale]

2020 gothic

- you join a zoom call. everyone’s mic is muted, but no one is talking anyway. you stare at the squares with faces in them. which is your face? you can’t be sure.

- the news is full of numbers. you try to learn what they mean, but the articles are full of jargon from fields you have no experience in, and you swear the numbers change when you blink. 

- you wake up. you sleep. you wake up. you sleep. how many days was that? you have no idea.

- you go for a walk. a shadow follows you down the street, moving when you move, stopping when you stop. always the recommended six feet away.

- every day you get several emails from corporations you’ve never heard of. each company name sounds fake, too vague, too optimistic. “Stay healthy! :)” they say. “We’re committed to keeping you safe! You must stay healthy! We love you very much! We learned everything about you so we can keep you safe! Please believe us we love you so much we’ r e  , s 0Rry:):)):))”  You try to unsubscribe, but the link just takes you to a blank black webpage. Suddenly, you can make out your reflection in the screen. What’s that over your shoulder?

- you’ve been wearing the same clothes for days, but somehow there is laundry.

[icarusmyth-deactivated20160714]

yeah i’m ok! i’m totally ok i just (takes a deep breath) (starts screaming)

[striders]

me hyping myself up before entering any public area: i’m normal i’m normal i’m normal i’m normal i’m normal i’m normal i’m normal i’m normal i’m normal i’m normal i’m normal i’m normal i’m normal i’m normal i’m normal

[virgoboy]

playlists are a love language

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[elainsgarden]

thinking about the fact that sansa stark will be known by her people as the queen who didn’t kneel, and future generations are going to grow up hearing stories about their queen who secured their independence and put them first…yeah that’s my baby and i’m proud. 

[ramenreptiles]

L O N G

[mental-ch-illness]

never underestimate the power of telling yourself ‘woah calm down there edge lord’ every once in a while

[dog-teeth]

procrastination !