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Because why the heck not?

[titkoks]

[catchymemes]

[unrealunearths]

jot that down

[ampervadasz]

Unmute !

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

@damicantcope

[shadowtherat]

Donut is learning the “Rob a Purse” rat trick! 

[13lizardsinatrenchcoat]

CRIME RAT CRIME RAT CRIME RAT YEAHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[crazy-brazilian]

[campyvillain]

collecting these like marbles

[donkeykongcountryyaoi-deactivat]

[ampervadasz]

Unmute !

[rumplefuckingstiltzkin]

POV: You are Simba

[drtanner]

Love it when you can see the impending disaster before it hits, lol.

[ceekari]

you know the camera is going down, so you’re just guessing which dog it’s gonna be

until suddenly you know

[daamonx]

I thought for sure it was gonna be this guy

[railroadsoftware]

[eternallovers65]

My best friend loves rob pattinson and over the years she sent me a lot of articles/quotes of him, so here are some of my favourites

(there is A LOT more, this man is INSANE)

Bonus:

[cipheramnesia]

Somewhere along the line Pattinson figured out the celebrity interview was 95% bullshit social contract with zero penalty associated with breaking it and ever since then he's turned them into his own personal postmodern entertainment project. I appreciate him for it.

[nudityandnerdery]

[bewbin]

[weonsinnombre]

[randomnoteforfuturereference]

It's that time of year again.

[moondeetoo]

[drtanner]

Wizard spell battle

[lunasilverpelt]

I like that none of the cars slow down

[whitepeopletwitter]

[the-only-useful-lesbian]

I do not remember liking this, but clearly past me has good taste

[fangirltofangod]

I’m experiencing such joy thinking about how excited youd get when you hear the sound of hooves coming down your street - it’s the post!! It’s coming!!

Like an icecream truck response but for mail

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

“I do declare, I have me here a parcel for ya.”

[ukulelekatie]

[seymour-butz-stuff]

[defeating-trump-again-again-dea]

They apparently don’t know anything about Islam. Or even much about their own religion.

[mars-the-4th-planet]

For those who dont get the joke, Islam does not allow for physical representation of the prophet Mohammed. This includes statues.

[holic-user]