val / cory / nicho
16 , april 18
the only kpop fan to exist
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

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if i look back, i am lost
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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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val / cory / nicho
16 , april 18
the only kpop fan to exist
best typo ive ever made i think
reblog if you feep stupid
spose we're all feeping stupid today
okay, and lastly Any Other Business? no? right, meeting adjourned, time for the cuddlepile
How many cuckchairs does a person need, jesus
The Cuck Counsel will decide your fate
i drew peaches in water (art study)
HOLY FUCKINHG SHIT BRUH
as i slowly try to get over my arachnophobia i must confess i always thought it was silly when people told me "don't worry, they're more scared of you than you are of them!" like okay first of all i'm not even sure if thats true, most house spiders seem like they're kinda minding their own business while i am demonstrably freaking out. second of all if it IS true then it doesnt even change how scared i am. like great now we're both scared. i'm scared, the spiders scared, everythings fucked. lets just burn the house down hand in unlovable hand (and hand and hand and hand and hand and hand and hand and hand.)
Catholics were boycotting tumblr, so the CEO tried to appease them by declaring the first Tuesday of every month Official Jesus Tuesday. During that day, the dashboard layout temporarily changed so all the posts were surrounded by pictures of muscular naked Jesus.
And with your help we can make this possible
Hm. So apparently people with epilepsy can learn to sense when they have a seizure coming. I wonder if you could use that as a plot device thing in a story somewhere.
Like there's some big-ass Great Public Council Meeting about some important politicial issue, Roman Senate style, and there's two opposing sides about the issue, but also a big chunk of undecided people who could be persuaded to vote either way. And there's someone in attendance, who hasn't spoken out loud about the issue anywhere but sides strongly with one of the options. And just when the dispute is about to swing to the wrong direction, they sense a seizure about to happen, and it's too late for them to try to get out of there or really even warn anyone.
So instead they just stand up, boldly announce, "I, for one, am sure that [option they do not want] cannot fail! If I am wrong, let the Gods smite me right where I stand!" and then the fucking seizure hits.
I used to get really bad nose bleeds but sometimes could feel when they were starting. One day in middle school this guy in geography class wouldn’t shut the fuck up about that conspiracy theory that Delaware doesn’t exist, so when I felt one coming on I loudly interrupted the rant our teacher was inexplicably allowing to derail the class by saying “if you don’t stop I’m gonna have an aneurism!” The guy of course just kept going so a second later a small torrent of blood gushed out of my head and, being a dramatic bitch, I collapsed face down onto my desk into a nice little puddle of blood. Anyway apparently outside of intense Roman Senate-esque debates, these stunts apparently induce panic attacks in educators and end up with you getting lectured about how traumatizing it is for your classmates when you “fake your death for dramatic effect”
I believe this falls into the "I don't think people should be punished for objectively funny crimes" category.
teammates who dogpile on riko together, stay together
rest in piss, clown ✌️
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hi adler urgent question about joselito bcus i cant remember if hes a long or short haired guinea pig BUT if he is long haired does aaron ever do the mop of hair styling like this (also hi hope ur well ^-^)
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hey Pluto! Joselito is indeed a mop masquerading as a guinea pig :) the real question is, how long can Aaron go without manic pixie cutting his beautiful silky locks...
i tried a plot. the plot then tried me.
transl. of Elodie tweet: "Well that all went tits up."
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shoutout to the color red
was going to call red fans “redheads” then remembered that’s taken. considered “redpilled” and remembered all of human history at once and fell into a deep coma
(#shout out to the color red best color with unfortunate associations)
You see, because col- *gunshot*
*rushes you to the children's hospital*
we have one joke
snirius
one of my friends has absolutely diabolical hate for me. so idc im just not gna interact w her anymorem shes pmo
im home
man, i need to relax. let me turn on my show where they all yell and fight and argue and shoot each other
u ever become friends with someone and you look back and think how the Hell did i pull them
DANGANRONPA 2x2 WHAT THE HELLLLLLL
DANGANRONPA 2x2 WHAT THE HELLLLLLL
going through war flashbacks with the homie @ohmpunn
what the balls 🥀🥀🥀🥀