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do you think you'd kill for me one day?

[ohmpunn]

val / cory / nicho

16 , april 18

the only kpop fan to exist

[coerbnz]

𓄹 ࣪ . ݁ ⊹ that was my part 　₊ ꒰͜͡ ྀ ͜͡꒱゛ ٬

of the deal ⠀⁺⠀⠀ ⠀ 🌀.  　　˚ ✚

[infectiouspiss]

little miss awful body temperature regulation is taking his hoodie off again

[infectiouspiss]

little miss awful body temperature regulation has put his hoodie back on

[alphabetizing-posts]

awful back body has his hoodie little miss on put regulation temperature

[infectiouspiss]

stop that put my words back normal style

[snailifier]

🐌✨ get snailed! 🐌✨

snop snat snut my snords back snormal snyle

[infectiouspiss]

i'll fucking do it you son of a bitch snop snat right now

[let-it-linger]

im so tired.

[let-it-linger]

[homunculus-argument]

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

[luckyletd0wn]

supid

[homunculus-argument]

supid.

[terpsikeraunos]

ancient greek word of the day: κακοθερής (kakotherēs), unfitted to endure summer heat

[aphilologicalbatman-deactivated]

this literally means “bad at summer” pass it on

[zipstick]

Reblog if you, too, are bad at summer

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[briarplant]

Fun fact: by just using imaginary numbers, some Evil Math, and 101 rotating vectors You Can Create a shitty approximation of a fish.

[kirby97]

two points of view on math fish

[kyraneko]

it isn't good art unless it's itself enough to get haters, so

win

[the-haiku-bot]

it isn’t good art

unless it’s itself enough

to get haters, so

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[wolfythewitch]

Hngr

[nongunktional]

best typo ive ever made i think

reblog if you feep stupid

[nongunktional]

spose we're all feeping stupid today

[whitepeopletwitter]

[earhartsease]

okay, and lastly Any Other Business? no? right, meeting adjourned, time for the cuddlepile

[football-in-tuxedos]

How many cuckchairs does a person need, jesus

[teaboot]

The Cuck Counsel will decide your fate

[3-aem]

i drew peaches in water (art study)

[teaboot]

HOLY FUCKINHG SHIT BRUH

[redstonedust]

as i slowly try to get over my arachnophobia i must confess i always thought it was silly when people told me "don't worry, they're more scared of you than you are of them!" like okay first of all i'm not even sure if thats true, most house spiders seem like they're kinda minding their own business while i am demonstrably freaking out. second of all if it IS true then it doesnt even change how scared i am. like great now we're both scared. i'm scared, the spiders scared, everythings fucked. lets just burn the house down hand in unlovable hand (and hand and hand and hand and hand and hand and hand and hand.)

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Catholics were boycotting tumblr, so the CEO tried to appease them by declaring the first Tuesday of every month Official Jesus Tuesday. During that day, the dashboard layout temporarily changed so all the posts were surrounded by pictures of muscular naked Jesus.

[teaboot]

And with your help we can make this possible

[homunculus-argument]

Hm. So apparently people with epilepsy can learn to sense when they have a seizure coming. I wonder if you could use that as a plot device thing in a story somewhere.

Like there's some big-ass Great Public Council Meeting about some important politicial issue, Roman Senate style, and there's two opposing sides about the issue, but also a big chunk of undecided people who could be persuaded to vote either way. And there's someone in attendance, who hasn't spoken out loud about the issue anywhere but sides strongly with one of the options. And just when the dispute is about to swing to the wrong direction, they sense a seizure about to happen, and it's too late for them to try to get out of there or really even warn anyone.

So instead they just stand up, boldly announce, "I, for one, am sure that [option they do not want] cannot fail! If I am wrong, let the Gods smite me right where I stand!" and then the fucking seizure hits.

[silverthief22]

I used to get really bad nose bleeds but sometimes could feel when they were starting. One day in middle school this guy in geography class wouldn’t shut the fuck up about that conspiracy theory that Delaware doesn’t exist, so when I felt one coming on I loudly interrupted the rant our teacher was inexplicably allowing to derail the class by saying “if you don’t stop I’m gonna have an aneurism!” The guy of course just kept going so a second later a small torrent of blood gushed out of my head and, being a dramatic bitch, I collapsed face down onto my desk into a nice little puddle of blood. Anyway apparently outside of intense Roman Senate-esque debates, these stunts apparently induce panic attacks in educators and end up with you getting lectured about how traumatizing it is for your classmates when you “fake your death for dramatic effect”

[homunculus-argument]

I believe this falls into the "I don't think people should be punished for objectively funny crimes" category.

[codename-adler]

teammates who dogpile on riko together, stay together

rest in piss, clown ✌️

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lmk if u want on/off the tag list :3

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[ohmpunn]

ATEEZ MENTION IN MY AFTG SOCMED??

[codename-adler]

hi adler urgent question about joselito bcus i cant remember if hes a long or short haired guinea pig BUT if he is long haired does aaron ever do the mop of hair styling like this (also hi hope ur well ^-^)

69. hehe

hey Pluto! Joselito is indeed a mop masquerading as a guinea pig :) the real question is, how long can Aaron go without manic pixie cutting his beautiful silky locks...

i tried a plot. the plot then tried me.

transl. of Elodie tweet: "Well that all went tits up."

-> aftg socmed au masterpost

nae-nae if u want on/off the tag list :3

tag fam: @sapphoherselz <3 @minyard-05 @you-know-i-get-itt @andrewsleftarmband @millportisntreal @glendover @the-circumstances @tessasilverswan @larkspire @detectivebambam @ohmpunn @youdontknowhowtodiequietly @pink-hydrangea @allfor-thegames @jjjosten @little2nerdy @jean-yvesning @buffalo-fox @monster-with-an-attitude-problem @captain-sunshine-11 @inafieldofstarflowers @moon-over-ruined-castle @mqmneee @carbon-dated-gal @fieldsofpoppies-in-salt-air @jdreaming @anxiouslyandmessily @min-getoutofmy-yard @iseethestarsyouseethedarkness @clavicuss-vile @vellichor-lover @jctko @mineyardjostenrivalry @cupofmaddy @hellonthengine @amphibianisconcerned @givemethedamnflowers @th-th-th-thats-all-folks @turning-the-key @once-more-with-anxiety @stxrrstruckk @andrewsrabbit @littlebirdssinging @emilibs @skeptic-cupcake @sethisonendgame @blondeandfivefeeteven @belshouseofdreams @hecksee @leroiestmortvivelareine

[wolfer-aid]

shoutout to the color red

[wolfer-aid]

was going to call red fans “redheads” then remembered that’s taken. considered “redpilled” and remembered all of human history at once and fell into a deep coma

[brightlotusmoon]

(#shout out to the color red best color with unfortunate associations)

You see, because col- *gunshot*

[naamahdarling]

*rushes you to the children's hospital*

[yourlocalbreadenthusiast]

we have one joke