alyssa

[gaypeopletwitter]

[heteroh-deactivated20180218]

people who scream when the teacher turns off the lights

[pink-pone]

When your brain finally has some good creative ideas but it’s 3 AM and you need to sleep

[ltpics]

Louis and Liam at the Judges’ Houses

[durbikins]

[djlegz]

[anostalgicnerd]

In an old house in Paris that was covered in vines…

[opalb0nes]

I was obsessed with Madeline as a child.

[yoncehaunted]

Only for Beyoncé

[puppersofnewyork]

[dongboss]

not for you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[helltitty]

The bird’s name is Dog Water

[spite]

when he texts you first

[spencerthespacer-deactivated202]

[scottyottyotty]

[erisjade-deactivated20180523]

[natural--blues]

x

[detenebrate]

I didn’t think Justice could be done in days like these. I thought Truth was always crushed beneath the hobnailed boots of The Corporate Man. But, tonight? After this? My life begins anew.

[unregistered-hypercam2-deactiva]

you guys are so fucking swagless it’s embarrassing 

[imsoshive]

if we being honest, rihanna doesn’t seem like the best person to text in a crisis

[camronspink-mink]

I feel like she’s the type to text back 5 hours later like “you good? 👀”

[lastoneout]

cat: *meows in a distance*

my mom’s voice from the kitchen: you want a tomato, you fool? you won’t eat it

cat: *meows louder*

[daily-men]

i love playing really strung out characters, and characters that are really pushed to their limits and losing their mind.

[tchaikovsgay]

Why are customers stupid as fuck

[tchaikovsgay]

“Does the decaf coffee have caffeine?” What the fuck do you think!

[tchaikovsgay]

“Can I get a bacon sandwich”

“Which one sir? We have three of them”

“The one with the bacon on it”

[tchaikovsgay]

Hi my name is Customer McDumbass and I ordered six frappaccinos, all different, during a rush right before my flight is supposed to board and I’m mad my drinks aren’t done yet!

[key--lime--pie]

Um. Decaf has caffeine. Chemically decaffeinated somewhat less so than Swiss water process decaf, but it still has enough to fuck with particularly sensitive people.

[tchaikovsgay]

I mentioned this in the replies but the customer asked because they wanted the coffee with the MOST caffeine and thought decaf was that. It was genuinely stupid I promise

[gamedevgirlie]

Me: “I have a small cappuccino for Caitlin!”

Customer: “What? But I ordered a large Americano!”

Me: “What’s your name?”

Customer: “Laurie”

[tchaikovsgay]

I have customers walk away with the wrong drink so often because of that constantly. Like ma’am, you ordered a large frap. Does this medium hot cup really seem like it’s the right beverage for you???????

[fourthingsandawizard]

“And WHY exactly can’t I use my coupon?”

“…because your coupon is for a regular priced item, and your item is on sale.”

“Well, how was I supposed to KNOW it was on sale?”

“Well, ma'am, there was a sign right above it on the shelf–”

“I came in here to SHOP, not to READ.”

[shadow-banned-the-hedgehog]

Dude I have people with bones coming out of their body asking me if I think it’s an emergency and if they should go to the hospital or wait till it gets better. Like humans are just plain stupid

[therealjaesepticeye]

WHY CANT I USE MY COUPON TWICE???

[egotisticalfloof]

“Where are my vouchers? I was told I would get them!”

“No sir, you took out business with us two months before the voucher offer started.”

“So I’m going to get my vouchers?”

“No sir, because you started business with us before the offer began.”

“I want my vouchers!”

“You aren’t eligible for any voucher sir.”

“This is ridiculous! I was told I would get vouchers.”

“Actually sir we’ve listened to all the calls, and no one mentioned the vouchers to you.”

“…So when will I get my vouchers?”

[spibbyy]

B o I

[britinboots]

[fiddler-unroofed]

Reblogging for the comic

[metrophobic]

That “grabbing the obviously wrong drink” thing pissed me off so much when I was a barista. It really made me lose faith in humanity’s intelligence.

[tchaikovsgay]

Yesterday a woman who ordered a mocha grabbed someone else’s chai, despite names being announced and written on cups, drank half of it, then returned it and yelled at me because it wasn’t her drink. Customers really are that stupid

[how-do-life-does]

Im too tired to think of any but BOY you would not expect these kind of stories from an ice cream place but dumb customers TRULY ARE EVERYWHERE

[i-rather-be-lost]

I got an order once for a veggie wrap with chicken so I said ummm ok so a chicken wrap and this bitch lost it , I wanted to murder her whole family tree

[muirin007]

“I want whey protein.” “Okay, that’ll be–” “–but I don’t want whey in it. Can you take the whey out?” “….Um…no, that’s where the protein comes from. We have nine other types of protein powder, though.”

“I want WHEY. But you have to take the whey out of it because I’m lactose intolerant.”

“Ma’am, that’s not possible–” “Just take the whey out!” “We can’t do that–” “Then give me a discount or I’m calling the FBI.”

[n00dl3gal]

How about the bitch who wanted two ham and turkey subs but one without turkey, and when I asked if she wanted just a ham sandwich she left the store in a huff

[the-strikingzebra]

You can’t forget the time when someone yelled at me for not giving them the right soda. The sodas were self serve.

[plant-flowers-not-trash]

Had a lady give me money and I put it in the system then like half a minute later handed me change saying she wanted a specific amount of change back. When i told her i cant cause my till will be off she got mad and I tried to explain she was confusing me cause im autistic and she dead ass said she worked with “special kids” and none of them act like I do…. And I just startef crying and signed out to go eat lunch. Bitch can rot.

Or the bitch who got mad at me for talking to the bagger instead of her even tho she NEVER spoke up and i asked her how she was doing but didnt say anything and reported it to my boss. Like… Wth. Its always baby boomers who do this shit. Always.

[youdonthavetohideyourself]

How about when I was in the first week of my first job at a food place and I gave this guy two dimes and a nickel instead of a quarter because I was almost out of quarters. He started yelling at me “what the hell am I supposed to do with this?! Give me a quarter!“so I told him “sir, I can’t open my drawer unless someone pays cash, can you wait till a customer pays cash?” and he exploded, demanded I give him a quarter immediately and that he would not move until I did so. At this point I have a huge line and customers are yelling at him to move to the side but he refuses. My manager had to come up to the front from drive thru and take a quarter out of his pocket and give it to the guy so he would finally leave.

[sobeitjay2]

White folk when they found out Nike own Converse too

[loungin]

Nike owns Hurley too

[chocolatechar]

😂😂😂

[thestylesgifs]

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