Oh No, Opal!

Little bit witchy, little be nerdy, chronically awesome.

[marisatomay]

we were all sitting around in a post-present haze when my brother blurts out “shit I need to take my meds” and all of us get up because all of us collectively forgot to take our meds

[marisatomay]

merry christmas take your meds

[jeanjosten]

all for the game│allison reynolds

[621cabeswater]

I want the murder squash song to sound horrible. I don’t even want them to try and salvage it. I want my ears to bleed. This has been a PSA.

[prokopetz]

“Inappropriate student-teacher relationship” doesn’t always mean something sexual. My high school art teacher’s drug dealer was one of her own students, and you better believe he got straight As in that class - like, what are you going to do, give your weed man a B- because he doesn’t understand pointilism?

[prokopetz]

My favourite thing about this post is people getting offended that the sixteen-year-old drug dealer doesn’t understand pointilism.

[lassoway]

hot take: jake peralta is bi and john mulaney plays his ex boyfriend from high school in season six of brooklyn nine-nine

[thegoodjanet-deactive]

john mulaney plays a rockin’ twink

[aro-as-in-straight-as-a]

John Mulaney: *to himself* What would Leonard Bernstein do?

Captain Holt: *to Jake, quietly* I support your and Amy’s relationship with my whole heart but why on earth would you give up a man like that

[stillisee]

I don’t even go here (just like… my toes) and I want this, specifically with all these tages from @bosstoaster

#The episode would be Amy getting jealous not of John and Jake but that he has so many interests in common with Holt#So she spends the whole time trying to win back the Captain#Meanwhile Rosa is on a warpath at Jake#Because she told HIM about her sexuality and stuff and had EMOTIONS#And he didn’t tell HER#How DARE he

[hollowboobtheory]

“look, it’s not like i hid anything, it just never came up!” 

“You called yourself out for ‘straighsplaining’“ 

the whole bi thing goes completely over charles’ head and he keeps getting really aggro like “oh you and jake were real close huh?? too bad, sucker jake is MY best friend!” 

everybody else is like “charles no” 

at the end john mulaney turns out to be the embezzler they’ve been looking for

[lierdumoa]

The only way Jake Overshare Peralta, Jake TMI Peralta, Jake Heart-On-His-Sleeve Peralta would fail to bring up the fact that he is bi, is if he himself were oblivious to the fact. 

Come on @morthils this isn’t Gina Linetti we’re talking about. Stay in character.

The only way Jake would have had a high school boyfriend and not told Amy and Holt is if Jake himself did not realize that this dude was his boyfriend.

He would describe the relationship to Amy and she’d be like, “So you guys were dating” and he’d be like “It wasn’t like that that” and she’d be like:

:|

and Jake would be like, OH MY GOD. I HAD A BOYFRIEND IN HIGH SCHOOL. WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME THIS.

Lots of “practice kissing” was involved.

[vraik]

Jake’s mom is absolutely That Overly Supportive Parent with the bumper sticker and the flag who never actually like, talks to her son about it.

“I just thought she was really liberal!”

[owengrose]

“Look, everyone has celebrity crushes! Like the entire cast of Infinity War. And some male models. And random good looking people on the street. And sometimes you’re handcuffing a guy with his hands in front and you lock eyes and your faces are close and you can smell his cologne and aftershave and ohhhh ok yup I see it now. Cool. Cool. Cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool. Yeah, I’m definitely bi.”

[matsboyd]

all for the game: natalie renee walker & allison reynolds

[minyardcva]

ok so we all know the iconic ’that doesn’t mean i wouldn’t blow you’ but! let’s remember chapter one of the king’s men for a second

‘i hate you’, andrew said casually. he took a last long drag from his cigarette and flicked it off the roof. ‘you were supposed to be a side effect of the drugs.’

‘i’m not a hallucination’, neil said, nonplussed.

'you are a pipe dream’, andrew said. 'go inside and leave me alone.’

1. we all know that earlier in the series andrew stated how he ’doesn’t care enough about exy to hate it’. by this ’i hate you’ he explicitly says he cares about neil.

2. side effect of the drugs

he tries to subtly tell neil that he is too good to be true. we all know how he prefers to show rather than voice his feelings, plus he thinks he’s not good enough for neil

but of course neil doesn’t catch on

3. second try! pipe dream!

last time i checked

unatainable or fanciful hope

here he explicitly tells neil what he thinks about him, but it’s immediately followed by ’go inside and leave me alone’. he knows he gave away too much and needs space to compose himself. of course, neil, the poor soul that he is, again doesn’t catch on what andrew’s trying to say.

so i don’t think it’s really surprising andrew went straight to the ’doesn’t mean i wouldn’t blow you’

we have to appreciate him trying to confess nicely the first time tho, but desperate times call for desperate measures

[rainbowloliofjustice]

It’s amazing how there is a generation of people who hate Stan Lee for ???

The man, even in his early years denounced racism as a special type of evil that can’t be defeated with a bullet. 

Marvel was the first mainstream comic to show a gay marriage. 

And the accusations of him sexually harassing a nurse were false. and proven to be false. 

The man has denounced racism and promoted tolerance and diversity for years, much more than what most people who age would have ever dared consider. Hell, he created Black Panther, the first black comic hero. 

But all because the man didn’t want to make Peter Parker black and bisexual he obviously is a racist and homophobe… Despite…

Luke Cage

Falcon 

Storm 

Spider Girl (Corazon) 

Miles Morales

Moonstar

Karma

Black Panther

Shuri

Kimura

Lady Deathstrike

Echo

Jubilee

Monet St. Croix

Hulkling

America Chavez 

Northstar and hosting the first gay marriage depicted in mainstream comics IN 1992 WAY BEFORE GAY MARRIAGE WAS EVEN LEGALIZED

Valkyrie  

Wiccian and many others…

But y’all asses over here fucking ignoring the shit out of them like the only thing Stan Lee and Marvel ever made was Spiderman and Peter Parker all because the man doesn’t think that you should redefine established or preexisting characters. Why?

Because he believed in creating NEW characters, new characters who had their OWN personalities, who had their OWN stories, who had their OWN fans

He wanted to make new things, not redefine what already exists. He wanted to make NEW characters and stories that people could connect to. NEW characters who could stand on their own as opposed to just being “This character but now xyz.” 

He wanted characters who had their own life and vibrancy to them. 

Yet y’all asses fucking mad he didn’t make Peter Parker black while you ignoring the fuck out of Miles Morales. Yet y’all asses are mad he didn’t make Peter Parker bi or gay while ignoring the fact that the Marvel comic version of Deadpool and Loki are both bisexual. 

Y’all fucking ignoring the POC and LGBT+ characters that exist in the Marvel universe all because you wanna be like ~~uwu 20gayteen~~

Until y’all asses start recognizing POC and LGBT+ characters THAT ALREADY EXIST you don’t get to say shit about anything else being gay. 

DON’T SIT THERE AND IGNORE CANON LGBT AND POC CHARACTERS AND THEN ACT LIKE STAN LEE WAS A RACIST OR HOMOPHOBIC BIGOT

[shencomix]

[bogleech]

wow this is actually an excellent little horror piece

[espikvlt]

if you have a mental illness you know exactly what’s behind that door

[gimmemore14]

I’m washing me and my clothes, bitch

[lauracarmillas]

[renegon-paragade]

What if Andrew didn’t know anything about chess and just said “Queen” because he’s gay?

[03josten]

andrew, completely monotone: slay queen

[andthwip-deactivated20220219]

The Thor stamp of approval.

[unganseylike]

Gansey: Hey, you could pour soup in my lap and I’ll probably apologize to you.

[veeranger]

my biannual reminder to buy portal and portal 2 for steam for the low low price of less than $3USD

this sale ends january 3rd 2019

[whatmack]

when there’s early practice and dan k n o w s the team is hungover from last night she blasts the pokemon theme on repeat for warmups (allison: you’re hungover too why are you doing this to us) (dan, 4 advils and 6 coffees in: tO CATCH THEM IS MY REAL TEST, TO TRAIN THEM IS MY CAUSE,)

[juliavwicker]