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Red iceberg causes a stir in Greenland

An artist with 780 gallons of red paint, three fire hoses and a 20-member crew at his disposal went to Greenland in search of a blank canvas large enough to accommodate his creative impulse.

The result is a blood-red iceberg now sitting off the country’s western coast.

teammuchrespect

Has Geoff actually said he's bisexual?

not explicitly, but he has said that he’s banged a dude in a let’s build with gavin and gavin kind of awkwardly laughed it off. i mean, as a bisexual, it’s pretty obvious to me when someone else is bisexual, like, i just kind of know. plus geoff is really open when he talks about dicks and shit and whenever someone brings up the attractiveness of a dude it’s like always geoff soooooooooo ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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neongenesisevangaylion-deactiva

why does this dollar bill have a horse stamp

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FUN FACT: I found this out while working my many years in retail. I once had a customer who worked for a record label pay me in cash that (mainly consisted of $50’s and $100’s) had a number of different little stamps on them like this one, like 4-leaf clovers, bicycles, a running horse, a peace sign…etc Well I asked, “what’s with all the stamps?” He said that each stamp represents a different drug dealer that the bill has been handled by. It’s a way for drug dealers to keep track of what bills they’ve already received and know if they’re being jipped or not by recieving a bill that they’ve already previously marked.

neongenesisevangaylion-deactiva

wow that’s actually interesting and makes sense. thanks

quartetcontent

omfg i’ve actually had a 50$ bill that had a 4 leaf clover on it before

xsammypants

FUN FACT: That dollar bill is actually a one hundred dollar bill.

neongenesisevangaylion-deactiva

FUN FACT: that has been pointed out at least 50 times and it stopped being funny around the first

afternoobs

FUN FACT: octopuses have lenses on their entire body that work like eyes so their skin can see the different colors and textures of their surroundings allowing them to camouflage with ease and ironically their actual eyes are color blind

cryptidecologist

[text] I hope you weren't planning on getting much sleep tonight

[txt] I don’t get much sleep most nights no matter how much I plan

[txt] Who’s this?

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Peter shook his head, “no…. no hospitals.” He said sitting up slightly. “I’m just… it’s a hangover… and it’s the drugs wearing off… I just… i need some water.” he said moving to the kitchen, “want anything?”

cryptidecologist

"Oh, right. Your DNA, right?" Luke slowly got up and stretched a bit more. "That food I bought on the way over sounds really good right about now."

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Peter nodded, "yeah it really does..." He said sipping his water. "So pizza for breakfast it is..." He said pulling it out of his freezer and heating up his over. "what else did you get?" He asked looking in there fridge not remembering what had been there earlier.

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When asked how it felt to be the smartest man alive Einstein’s reply was “I don’t know, you’ll have to ask Nikola Tesla.”

butterscotcheli

I’ve been raised to know of Tesla, thanks to my dad being a big fan of his

keroa

I love tesla

nelfs

theres a photoset of colorized old American photos and this one is just killing me. look at the transcendental bliss those guys in the audience are experiencing. the ones on the right get progressively more orgasmic its just hilarious

itriedthatitwasabadmove

This has been my computer background for the last year and a half. I am no exaggerating when I say this might be my favorite photo of all time.

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straighttohelvetica

Easily the most horrifying line of dialogue I’ve ever heard in an animated movie.

flourescentii

NO BUT THIS WAS SUCH A GOOD GODDAMN MOVIE LIKE THE MUSIC IS FUN AND SUPERB THE CHARACTERS WERE REAL PEOPLE EVEN THE ANTAGONISTS THE WOMEN WERE GREAT IT WAS ALL GREAT. IT DOESNT MATTER IF YOURE JEWISH, CHRISTIAN, MUSLIM, ATHEIST, WHATEVER ELSE IT DOESNT MATTER ITS SUCH A GOOD MOVIE AND ITS LITERALLY ONLY 90 MINUTES OF YOUR DAY AND EXPERIENCE THIS HERE JUST CLICK IT LITERALLY IT WILL OPEN IN A NEW TAB GO WATCH.

fifty-shadesofgay

also can we point out that none of the characters were white? like damn accurate depictions of Biblical characters

riskpig

I reblog every time Prince of Egypt comes up because holy fuck this movie is so good.

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An increasingly drunk Chris Evans twice answers, "Where’s your shield?"

emilianadarling

"Everyone’s pretty low-key in that scene, so —" "Ha! Loki."

robbirdthe8th

I've discovered there's a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

For example, you can:

be in a shampoo commercial

start a boy band:

spot some choice booty:

break into song:

see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

attend a metal show:

listen to some sick jams:

discover zombieism:

sample some tasty snacks:

watch someone get burned bad:

find something you really like:

find something you really, really like:

find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

and wonder if you left the stove on:

cryptidecologist

[text] I hope you weren't planning on getting much sleep tonight

[txt] I don’t get much sleep most nights no matter how much I plan

[txt] Who’s this?

cryptidecologist

When Luke started to wake back up he felt like someone was looking at him. Blinking his eyes open a few times he stretched with a sleepy groan in the chair he’d been sitting in and looked over at Peter. “Oh good, you’re awake.” He squinted a bit. “You still don’t look so good. Maybe I should’ve taken you to a hospital instead.”

ohnosmallknives-backup

Peter shook his head, "no.... no hospitals." He said sitting up slightly. "I'm just... it's a hangover... and it's the drugs wearing off... I just... i need some water." he said moving to the kitchen, "want anything?"

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That’s a keeper for the wedding album.

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this would be the cover of my thank you for attending cards

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whomp there it fuckin is

cryptidecologist

[text] I hope you weren't planning on getting much sleep tonight

[txt] I don’t get much sleep most nights no matter how much I plan

[txt] Who’s this?

cryptidecologist

Luckily Luke was really good at being able to entertain himself or just be mildly content with doing mostly nothing. He didn’t really like messing with other people’s things, including electronics, especially since it seemed like no one’s tv ever worked the same.

Still, the longer Peter was asleep the more bored he became, and eventually falling asleep himself was beginning to be a hard possibility to fight off. It was late, or rather very early at this point. It was a good thing today was his day off.

ohnosmallknives

Peter had woken up just after Luke had fallen asleep. He walked around the apartment gathering blankets and pillows and bringing the to him. Luke had been nice and he didn’t want him to get sick or cold. It was the least he could do since the guy was being so helpful. Then he went back to sleep on the couch, with blankets this time.

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It was a couple hours later when Luke woke up again with a crick in his neck. He gave a soft groan and rubbed the spot while he sat up and tried to move his head, noticing that he now had pillows and blankets. Looking back over at Peter he gave a small smile; he must have woken up sometime after he dozed off. It was probably best if he stayed until Peter was really awake, so he took advantage of the moment and made himself more comfortable and went back to sleep.

ohnosmallknives-backup

Peter was fast asleep, but his dreams were full of disturbing stuff so he didnt get much rest. But he did get a full nights sleep but he woke up sick. It was a mix of the booze and the drugs from last night. He was shaking and sweating again. Then he noticed that Luke had stayed and he smiled.