Johnston Bean

Icon by flashbanggrenade on tumblr! Video games, movies, comics, animals, fashion, intersectional feminism, food, and sundries. Occasionally NSFW.

[ohnotherancor]

*sweats nervously*

no, i don't have "a type" when it comes to romances in my fantasy rpgs, why do you ask

[kalidels]

josephine + gibson girl hair = MY DEATH

[salacia]

I started playing a new Dragon Age: Origins character, and noticed I never made any fan art. Am I too late to join in?! D8

I can’t fix this pose, but maybe with refs I can later. Will post if finished, with a couple more sketches. :)

[theonion]

Well, there we go, Adam. You had to reopen an old wound.

I apologize for derailing the discussion, and I will let you make your point in due time, but when provoked with a statement on this subject so staggeringly ignorant as “I actually thought they were pretty fun,” I cannot maintain both my silence and my conscience. The Lego Indiana Jones video games are fraught with glaring shortcomings that I feel duty-bound to report, if only as a warning. Does “fun,” in your own personal glossary, mean seeing a classic motion picture series chewed up and regurgitated as pointless tests of rudimentary motor skill? Or is it time-devouring stretches with no idea where to go or what to do that fill your soul with gladness?

This is no rash or ill-considered opinion, mind you. Had the games only lived up to the quality standard of the Lego building sets, I would have been elated. Nor is this a tantrum about the game not matching the movies beat for beat, or misplaced rage over the unforgivable betrayal that was Lego The Hobbit. The simple fact of the matter is that LucasArts, in cooperation with Traveller’s Tales, wrought two indisputably flawed exercises in tedium and futility with their adaptations of the Indiana Jones films.

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[queenofalltheeverythings]

Just gonna leave this here.

[savetheembers-blog]

[realfakeeggs]

Child of Light.

[alustriel-the-star]

sand by AnnaHelme

[theonion]

Ulta Releases Line Of Shitty Hair Ties To Give Cheap-Ass Friend Who’s Always Borrowing Them

BOLINGBROOK, IL—Touting them as essentials that women should have handy at all times, Ulta Beauty released a new line of shitty hair ties Friday designed specifically to be given to cheap-ass friends who always ask to borrow them. “Our new Freeloader Elastics line allows women to give the moochers in their life the bargain-basement accessory they deserve,” said Ulta Beauty CEO Mary Dillon, adding that each package contains 25 stringy, overstretched hair ties in a variety of revolting colors that are perfectly acceptable to hand out to people who have no intention of returning them. “These are must-haves for the woman who doesn’t want to give her good elastics to her friend who, yet again, forgot to bring a hair tie of her own to the gym. Next time your friend asks to borrow an elastic that you know you’ll never see again, give them something only slightly better than the twist tie you use for garbage bags.” Dillon went on to say that most of the new elastics can’t be returned to their rightful owner anyway, as most will either snap or get irrevocably tangled with the borrower’s hair.

[abessinier]

Stuff kids on tumblr better relearn

1. You are responsible for your own media experience. 

2. There is such a thing as a healthy level of avoidance towards topics that make you feel unwell or even (in a real-life clinical definition of the term) trigger you - but you are the one to actively take care of what you view.

3. Avoiding does not mean policing others.

4. You have no right to tell artists to censor themselves - you may criticize what others do, you may dislike it, that’s fine - but actively asking for censorship when you could easily unfollow or block a person just makes you look incompetent in your use of the internet.

5. Do not give people on tumblr or /any/ website the responsibility for your emotional well-being. Because these people do not even know you so no, you have no right to ask them to take care of you.

[sixpenceeefashion-blog]

Stephane Rlland Haute Couture Fall 2014

[bonesonmyface]

I finished my Alistair costume a couple weeks ago! Hope to have a proper photoshoot in full costume in the next days.  Progress is over here

[safetytank]

I REMEMBER THIS FROM FACEBOOK THIS SHIT IS FUCKIN W A C K

[kyuuti-hanii-deactivated2017020]

New 2016 Totally New and Original™ Anime Concept

A generic-lookin’ ass dude with black hair suddenly finds himself surrounded by a harem of beautiful, humanized versions of different types of soda. All of them have gigantic melon titties except for Pepsi-chan, who is constantly teased by everyone else for her flat chest.

[gaston26]

http://myanimelist.net/anime/5112/Akikan

[kyuuti-hanii-deactivated2017020]

…ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!

[gamertales]

…what the almighty fuck…?

[greywardan]

tfw you’re gunna go fight an archdemon and you want to wish your gf good luck in the cutest way possible (poppy and zev are really cute okay idk what else to tell u guys)

really though thank you so much to @siriusdraws because this is so amazing and beautiful and i am literally never going to stop yelling about it ever i love it so much

[fan2gold]

After everything, Last farewell

[pansexualpizza]

“Must have reliable transportation” = “this is how we legally discriminate against poor people who take the bus”

[courtcourttheshort]

As someone who has held several management positions with hiring responsibility, this is true. The boss at my last job informed me before I conducted my very first I interview,

“You can’t outright ask someone if they have a car or have kids. That’s technically illegal. But you need to know because sometimes they can be deal breakers. You can just say ‘Do you have reliable transportation?’ and ‘Do you have any current circumstances that could impede you from being successful at work?’

To which the last one most people fumble and would say, “Well I have kids, so sometimes they could get sick. But that’s not often.” But then your potential employer could mark it down on your interview notes nonetheless.

I thought that maybe it was just my own employer. But now I noticed that I am asked both of these almost every time I interview for a job.

Language is very sneaky. Be careful how you answer. Corporations can be snakes.

[iproposeawager]

In my businesses class my professor told us that the bus counts as reliable transportation. You do not legally have to say “I take the bus” just say “yes I do have reliable transportation” and leave it at that. Do not over share. DO NOT OVER SHARE. The second question just say no. If your kids are sick call out as if you are sick. I don’t have kids but I myself can get sick and that doesn’t hinder my ability to succeed so kids getting sick shouldn’t hinder you. When I call out I give as little info as possible. No one needs to know why you call out. They can’t ask about your “illness” because it violates HIPAA if they do. So as long as you don’t offer more info than you need to you should be okay.

[goldensweetcheeks-deactivated20]

I’ve never thought about it like this.

[pinkcheesegreenghost-deactivate]

You should keep everything to yourself as much as possible including social media (which is getting harder and harder to do) the less you offer the better.

[merwild]

A bit of sun and love in this rainy day (at least for me) 

Isabela and Mattlyn Hawke.