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🫀 Eraserhead Baby Fancam 🫀 26 | she/her

[joeyclaire]

[tatzelwurming]

i show a neanderthal a doom metal album and they understand implicitly. they pick up a bass guitar and start to play it instinctually

[homo-neandertalensis]

Was made to groove

[tatzelwurming]

my man

[ceruleanheaven]

choosing how many !s to put at the end of the sentence and how many 3s to put in a <3

[femmedesyeuxnoirs]

[thisisdaddyspage]

Show daddy that nice picture again

[filthinfatuated]

[dogpuppy]

[sistersorrow]

I don't feel safe

[garaks-padded-bra]

A BIRD POOPED ON MY HEAD ON THE WAY TO WORK.

[do-not-fold-spindle-or-mutilate]

HOW DO YOU KNOW THE BIRD WAS ON THE WAY TO WORK?

[garaks-padded-bra]

DONT MAKE ME ANGRIER THAN I AM

[angelicguy]

dressing and acting like bruno mars for 8 days straight grinning and laughing dancing and twisting being all sexy and short until i pass out from dehydration/exhaustion with no prior signs of distress

[evilwizard]

[medievaljournalist]

the King's newest knight is called sir detective and he uses a big magnifying glass as a weapon. & he fucking sucks & everyone is hoping someone bashes his head in through his stupid deerstalker helmet

[segamascot]

not feeling very hundred emoji flame emoji today

[palmer]

well I am so 💯🔥💯🔥

[segamascot]

🧯💨

[palmer]

0️⃣🌫0️⃣🌫

[waterboarding-deactivated201705]

I feel bad when I watch Alice in Wonderland because this poor little girl is lost and this rude ass atheist caterpillar keeps vaping in her face… poor kid

[enki2]

[bunniope]

your kingdom honestly sucks. your princess replaced all of the knights with animated suits of armor :/

[blackpyrefly]

i stuck my hand inside the hollow suit of armour and it was wet in there

[bunniope]

what's your problem

[blackpyrefly]

it was wet in there

[thedickcavettshow]

hurdy gurdying or gurdly hurdying? 🤨

[circumgutter]

[mypoorcanary]

i hate that careless whisper is a meme so effing bad hes literally never going to dance again and you're all laughing? go to hell