Mndarinonttable

Too lazy to custom rn, maybe later

[nickolasistrying]

Breaking bad so funny Walter is having an intervention while Jesse fights Badger in the desert with a crossbow

[innerchildabortionclinic]

this is how all high protein dessert vids look to me

[frost----byte]

sloppiest writing in Breaking Bad is when that doctor hired by Gus mentions that Jesse's height is 1.80m. as ifffff

[0x4468c7a6a728]

it's the era of the asexual pervert

[dragon-in-a-fez]

what the medicine packaging says: "new and improved orange flavour!"

what I expected: orange juice

what I got: the taste of your parents just told you they're getting divorced, and your mum said she was taking you out for ice cream after but she actually took you to the "healthy" frozen yoghurt place and would only let you order the non-dairy orange cream soda flavour

[gawdland]

what doesnt kill you makes you go out walking on sunny days until you end up on a tree-lined street where you can look up at the gaps of sunlight and realise you miss them more than anything

[garpen]

"you already left kudos here"

And??? Let me like it again??? Clearly it deserves more??

[ryderthequeerious]

Not platonic, Not romantic, but a secret third thing (fucked up coworkers)

[hootybal-lecter]

My favorite type of show is 50 Year Old Man Abuses Aaron Paul

[garlicfondue1]

[ceruleanheaven]

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

[brawltogethernow]

[tetitasdelimon]

top 5 horror movies

-having a job

-not having a job

-applying for jobs

-the job market

-the concept of working my whole life

[thememedaddy]

[bbrstins]

We know how Walt takes the characteristics of the others he’s killed but bit surprised I haven’t seen anyone mention how he took janes “We? Who’s we?” When Jesse was trying to figure out what would happen to them after Mike left the group…

[eeeurydiceee]

Haha Jonathan, gas leak

[forgottenbones]