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Welcome to the 'ole inner monologue

[clowncare]

when ur friend thinks their art is bad but its actually really good

[clowncare]

when they keep disagreeing

[avatar-state-kate]

Wu while Mako is in the hospital post colossus

[jodiefoster]

My heart! She longs for something ! What does this bitch want

[wlw]

idk who jake paul is but he seem like one of those white men who when mentioned will summon 20 million cishet girls to burn down your hou

[stmch]

op sacrificed themselves..for us

[joyceanfartboner-deactivated202]

imagine how sweet it would be if like fuckin cnn or somethin cut to england and like people were devouring the royal family live on camera

[joyceanfartboner-deactivated202]

even the baby one i dont give a fuck

[twofingerswhiskey]

are you seriously advocating for eating a toddler or am i fuckin illiterate 

[joyceanfartboner-deactivated202]

actually when i made this post it was a baby

[mosticonicposts]

certified iconic post

[hvlthgxth-deactivated20241124]

Allow me to de-introduce myself

My name is [redacted]

[parrot-parent]

An littol hoppe

[thingsthatcannotsaveyou]

[batbrobeyond]

[wvxi]

Please

[1312civilisedneurotic-deactivat]

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

my future husband: stop crying you foolish little man just tell me what’s wrong:

me: I,, ,,,, hnnn,,, hhwhghhhh,

husband: *grabs my waist* TELL ME! *tearing up, pleadingly* PLEASE! WHAT AM I DOING WRONG

me: *shakily hands him this faded photograph* yyyy’’’mnnf hhfhg,g,,

[quadriceps-deactivated20171230]

rare fish. please no questions

[cerafuentes]

why would a fish need sunglasses

[quadriceps-deactivated20171230]

what the hell i just say

[woolay]

[mukbangs]

[horse-is-a-horse-of-course]

okay but consider a horse with forward facing eyes.

it would literally be the most miserable creation on earth

[horse-is-a-horse-of-course]

[wizardjpeg]

pop me in the kiln to bake so sweetly im your air bubble clay freak

[wavymeech]

[straightboyfriend]