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[ourstrangeduet]

me: I dont wanna like…… do things……..

My psychologist: You have to, do things

me: 

[jhenne-bean]

why did i have a customer that hole punched his credit card’s chip out, because “he didn’t want a chip”, and then didn’t understand why I couldn’t process his transaction

[broad-city]

[brokenfuckometer]

[siizzy]

[trevenants]

#iconic

[hldnrhds-deactivated20211014]

i send 50 texts in 1 minute

[chief0keefe]

IM SCREAMING

[chief0keefe]

IT CAME FULL CIRCLE IM HOLLERIN

[chief0keefe]

IT JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER

[chief0keefe]

IS HE GOING TO BE DRAFTED NEXT???!!!??

[championofmediocrities]

This is so sweet and pure. Lol.

[mooserattler]

I’m crying. I’m also rooting for the Blues now.

[fanboy-trav-deactivated20190424]

@kvnbksa have you seen the updates?

[chief0keefe]

more updates

[zevriel]

[shisasan]

[cptn-catastrophic]

[dancingdancingqueen]

[oddfilmstills]

girl, interrupted (1999)

[humoristics]

[fuks]

When you just want to be left the f alone

[eternal-nova-deactivated2018011]

JESUS CHRIST I’M IN TEARS

[seraxan-deactivated20190331]

Me

[wreckedteens]

[onlydadjokes]

I asked my nephew how old his dad was and he replied “six”. I said how can he only be six if you’re six?

He said “because he’s only been a dad since I was born”

[starsfadingbutilingeron]