~ Meh ~

Pointless escapades to the death

[sleepy-bebby]

[t4tstarvingdog]

i think there should be two nighttimes. one for sleeping and a second one for being awake but at night. and then only one daytime because daytime doesn’t matter as much except for the birds

[firefox-official]

“how could you be so stupid” well you know what. its really not that hard

[edwardsshinyvolvo]

robert pattinson can pull off playing batman but christian bale could never play edward cullen it is what it is

[queermaddscientist]

Get yourself a fabric store that will light your fabric on fire for you

No but legit I asked what the fiber content of something was and the guy didn’t know so he cut a chunk off and lit it on fire and felt the ashes and was like. Yeah this is mostly cotton with a lil bit of silk. And that was the moment I knew. This is it. This is the fabric store for me. Also that guy is marriage material. Not for me but damn some person is gonna be so happy with him.

[junkfoodcinemas]

ZOMBIELAND (2009) dir. Ruben Fleischer

[toastbutteregg]

[thyrell]

hey ive been really good about recycling and using reusable water bottles instead of disposable ones so why is there still an oil fire in the middle of the ocean

[thyrell]

i forgot about the showers im so fucking sorry

[jeanqrey]

[bruitist]

[backtobass]

[theocseason4]

some of you.. have never watched a telenovela and it shows

[jesuscumsock]

i dont even know what that is

[theocseason4]

and it shows

[justcallmespike-deactivated2022]

Wouldn’t “Telenovela” mean “TV-book”?

[angelofdarknessmp3]

this is it im just gonna start killing gringos some random innocent american is going to die all because of your little commentary. hope youre happy

[kaijuno]

used to date a guy who was 6'4 and I'm 5'2 and one time we were arguing and he took a picture of me from his eye level to show me what I looked like from his perspective and honestly that was so disrespectful

[graysonsdick]

[tevivinter]

Writer friends, I discovered a fun website today. It’s called “I Write Like” and here’s the description: Check which famous writer you write like with this statistical analysis tool, which analyzes your word choice and writing style and compares them with those of the famous writers.  Let me know which author you got! 

[heartcravings]

@thedeviousdo you should check this out!

[memewhore]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

apparently this is a thing in Japan too, and it gets translated as “Mundane Halloween.” There are so photos online and they’re all so good?????

“Person going to work on a windy day"

“Woman who’s having her bang cut but the hairdresser is nowhere to be found"

"Zookeeper in charge of the pandas"

[rainbowismymiddlename]

Here are two more:

"Not pregnant lady when someone yield seat to her on subway"

And my favorite

"Person on thermal infrared camera"

Might share more tomorrow.

[rainbowismymiddlename]

Influencers taking selfies at a gym

Starbucks barista working her ass off on Halloween but gotta keep up that smile

Person who sits on wet paint

Person who's still loading

Boyfriend carrying girlfriend's shopping bags

[lightweightkate]

I love these so much

[gay-irl]

[thebelchers]