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| we were born to make history y'all |

[ikimaru]

ok so this is part 2 as promised! I’m gonna run now lmao

cover | < part 1 | full comic pdf

[ikimaru]

they run the block

[ikimaru]

let’s fall in love for the night and forget in the morning 🎵

[ikimaru]

the Promare pins I ordered in january finally arrived! 🔥✨

I tried out the rainbow metal so that was interesting eheh

⭐️ you can find them here!

[dooptown]

was truly blessed to have the privilege to hear these two kings have a discussion 

[jerryterry]

Why does this exchange have the exact wording of an MGS codec call?

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

god i love history

[branfiesta-deactivated20210911]

What the actual fuck? I need this story

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

once upon a time in 1400s-1500s germany there was a guy named Georgius Sabellicus who described himself as “Master Georgius Sabellicus, Faustus Junior, Fountainhead of Necromancers.” this pretentious fucker got himself a doctorate and was referred to as “Doctor Faustus” or “Doctor Faustus, that eminent necromancer” whenever he came up in civil records of his time. he became world famous–or whatever was considered ‘world famous’ in 1510–for his ability to foretell the future. after he died, rumours sprang up that he had gained his powers from satan. eventually, those myths gave rise to the “Faust Chapbook,” a deeply christian story about a man, Johann Faust, who turned from god to satan and was served in his life by a demon named Mephistopheles. this legend was beautifully dramatised by Christopher Marlowe circa 1592 with his play “The Tragical History of the Life and Death of Doctor Faustus,” and again by Johann Wolfgang von Goethe in 1808 with his play “Faust.” both versions preserved and expanded upon the character Mephistopheles, resulting in the name entering popular culture in association with magic and tricks. 

in 1939, famed poet T.S. Eliot wrote “Old Possum’s Book of Practical Cats.” one of his poems opened with this banger of a line: “You ought to know Mr. Mistoffelees! The Original Conjuring Cat.” 

in 1977, Andrew Lloyd Webber began writing a musical adaptation of Eliot’s book. this musical, “Cats,” hit broadway in 1882. The Jellicle cat Mr. Mistoffelees, still a powerful magician, featured prominently.

in 2019, well, the movie adaptation of “Cats” was released.

Thus:

[smoothcollegedudemsu]

Me reading this post

[jasoncanty01]

When people say everything’s connected… Yeah EVERYTHING is connected. 

[gay-irl]

Gay_irl

[micdotcom]

[i-am-mx-monster]

I will reblog this every time I see it.

[abd-illustrates]

Y’know when you see something that makes ya go like:

[abd-illustrates]

I literally posted this an hour ago but it’s already relevant again

[saturn-no-sega]

When girls do the thing where they wear open button ups but tuck them in so that you can see just enough cleavage so that their whole titty isn't out, but you kinda wish it was.

Like this:

Good shit. Top tier shit. High quality shit.

[childweanedonpoison]

The most hilarious part of italians’ reaction to coronavirus/covid19 has been them stockpiling EVERY SINGLE type of pasta except the PENNE LISCE

which Italians couldn’t bring themselves to buy or eat even during a mass psychosis

[maarigolds]

The moment italians start buying penne lisce will be the moment we know our society has truly collapsed

[jeannettegray]

Listen, if I'm gonna die, my last meal is NOT gonna be fucking penne lisce.

[tchaikovskaya]

x

[dwlostcompanion]

Someone explain please! I want to knowwww

[aphony-cree]

Penne lische is smooth and doesn’t hold sauce the way penne rigate does

The grooves make more sauce adhere to it

[specsthespectraldragon]

wait that picture up there then ACTUALLY is of a smooth tube and not just. a bad picture? smooth penne exists? that's horrifying the ridges are the best part it's like eating a tiny accordion

[actualaster]

And that is why it is an abomination.

Disgusting. Vile. I would die before eating that filth.

[rururinchan]

Things heating up in the pasta fandom Italian community.

[bi-ace-mess]

Nah, call us pasta fandom. It's not a lie.

Also, you're gonna see me eat dirt and rocks before I eat smooth penne.

[discount-supervillain]

I’m kinda overwhelmed with a real sorta sorrow I’m gonna miss that ol’ Steven Universe Thanks Crewniverse, thanks Sugar

[livebloggingmydescentintomadness]

i’m sorry but this is fucking hilarious

[lightblindingme]

Frank’s idea of fixing things

[crybourg]

me trying to comfort my friends

[we-are-chemically-romantic-deac]

[we-are-chemically-romantic-deac]

STOP ITS NOT EVEN FUNNY IT WAS LIKE 3AM WHEN I MADE THIS

[moonblossom]

OH THE HUE MANATEE

[marisatomay]

[rodrickheffeley]

turkey and italy going thu it right now

[bnhababe]

pls let shinsou sleep, he needs some good rest ™