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Saying youโve got OCD whenever you are slightly annoyed by some in-alignments is like saying youโve got lung cancer every time you cough
Personality tests reveal more about how you see yourself than how you actually are.
this blog is pro turn signal
specifically, Before the actual turn
More specifically, for the actual direction you are planning on turning.
if ur parents love eachother u need to thank god every day
Reblog if itโs ok for people to give you $599.99
Please donโt hesitate
1 penny below reporting limit for the IRSโฆ I see what you did there
(Donโt give me $599.99)
Thatโs not the right IRS rule.
$599.99 is the amount below which a business does not need to issue a 1099 to a contractor who provides business services. The contractor still needs to report the income on their taxes.
The correct number for the IRS rule for money that is giftedย rather than received in a business transaction is $13999.99โmore than that, and the recipient has to pay tax on the gift and report it to the IRS. Less than that, and thereโs no taxation or reporting requirement.
If weโre choosing amounts on the basis of IRS limits,ย give these people $13,999.99.ย
Go. Do it.
Reblog if itโs ok for people to give you $13,999.99
โI canโt do that, it gives me anxietyโ vs.ย โit gives me anxiety because I havenโt done itโ = unstoppable force vs. immovable object
Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not fucking blue.
I have been waiting for this post all my life.
They are indeed purple, But one thing youโve missed: The concept ofย โpurpleโ Didnโt always exist.
Some cultures lack names For a color, you see. Hence good old Homer And his โwine-dark sea.โ
A usage so quaint, A phrasing so old, For verses of romance Is sheer fucking gold.
So roses are red. Violets once were called blue. Iโm hugely pedantic But what else is new?
My friend youโre not wrong About Homerโs wine-ey sea! Colours are a matter Of cultural contingency;
Words are in flux And meanings they drift But the word purple Youโve given short shrift.
The concept of purple, My friends, is old And refers to a pigment once precious as gold.
By crushing up molluscs From the wine-dark sea You make a dye: Imperial decree
Meant that in Rome, to wear purpura was a privilege reserved
For only the emperor!
The word โpurpleโ, for clothes so fancy, Entered English By the ninth century
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Why then are voilets Not purple in song? The dye from this mollusc, known for so long
Is almost magenta; More red than blue. The concept of purple is old, and yet new.
The dye is red, So this might be true: Roses are purple And violets are blue
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While this song makes me merry, Tyrian purple dyes many a hue From magenta to berry And a true purple too.
But fun as it is to watch this poetic race The answer is staring you right in the face: Roses are red and violets are blue Because nothing fucking rhymes with purple.
IT GOT SO MUCH BETTER.
My reaction, only with coffee.
Hang on, need to send this to my literature prof
Your 12 recent emojis are how each month of 2018 will be for you
๐โจ๐ญ๐๐๐ฉ๐๐ฅ๐๐๐ฑ๐ bitch im fucking gonna die in december 2018
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do u ever feel like every single person you care about cares about someone else more
A dog would never say โyoloโ or โyou only lick onceโ because they can lick many, many times and are acutely aware of this.
โyou only lick once!โ -what a dog would say :)
Wrong. Dogs can lick many, many times and are acutely aware of this.
Um make your own post?
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