Je Suis Awesome

22. Pgh. Puns. Tattoos. Ladies. Pups. Books. And to be quite honest I think I have a great butt. IG: wan_kenyobbi

[anus]

[accidenttpprone-blog]

This is a reason to be alive.

[madamspeaker]

[mamalazzer]

The new Star Wars trailer looks amazing

[wordsnquotes]

…We only obsess over relationships that feel unfinished.

“Cock A Doodle Do.” Sex and the City. (via wordsnquotes)

[thecommonchick]

hallmark has no chill 😂😭

[notyourremedy]

Alright 😝

[angisved]

[aw1998monsters]

[elilpsis-deactivated20150222]

i can't believe that tomorrow is the 1st of halloween

[tastefullyoffensive]

[heatsnout]

what if aristotle was pronounced like chipotle

[cursegoat]

It begins

[constructionpaperandtears]

[victorious]

[re1vas]

[93meilen]

The strongest drug that exists for a human is another human being.

(via bl-ossomed)

[lonely-and-the-infinite-sadness]

[noblewrot]

Trump posted this. This is his way of admitting he is a loser with no class

[okaymaybeistartedthefire]

Bernie Sanders: It’s time to raise the minimum wage so that a minimum-wage job will lift a person out of poverty not keep them in it.

Republicans: But inflation!!1!

Economists: The minimum wage hasn't been raised since 2009 and the economy has expanded considerably since then, so actually, an increase in the minimum wage is due to keep the working class in line with the cost of living.

Republicans: I don't know suddenly I cannot read.

[sixpenceee]

[thahalfrican]

[sex-blood-metal]

Somehow I don’t think the card one is true, I mean, there are just so many times that people are shuffling decks that it is likely that each combination has been reached at least once. 

[staysassy247]

Well, there’s 80,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 (67 zeros) ways to arrange a deck. There are more ways to arrange a deck of cards than atoms on the Earth. #funfact