she's a killer queen

char // 26 // lesbian // any pronouns

[dracoj]

what they dont tell you about adulthood is that it’s startlingly easy to go long periods of time without having any fun at all not even a little bit. btw this causes ur brain to try to kill you with knives and hammers.

[miiilowo]

idk it really bothers me when people make fun of women and try to justify it by saying White Women or Straight Women or Cis Women or whatever because 85% of the time theyre not criticizing white supremacy or heterosexuality or anything to do with harmful gender stereotypes, they're just making fun of women who Happen to belong to a specific group & are trying to justify their misogyny (intentionally or not) by slapping CISHET onto it

[paruo]

fyi when i die i want you to use that shit for internet clout, days off, and god willing, sex

[achillesinhighheels]

[twelverriver]

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

try the cold bathroom water darling its simply delightful

[plasticearring]

[half-gobbled-piece-of-toast]

“I ain’t reading all that” your brain is rotting and shrinking

[nineinchmales]

Did you know that um…. (remembers that words are very unnecessary, they can only do harm) …………

[whichcouldmeanothing]

i love to be the most laidback customer to ever grace an establishment. comrade i will wait one william years for your goods and services

[garaks-padded-bra]

I wish adhd didnt have the reputation of the oh my god you people cant do anything disorder because i feel like i am barely staying afloat at every single moment of my life dawg. Maybe i have adhd 2 but um jesus fucking christ, jesus christ,

[garaks-padded-bra]

Like i literally feel like a loser. What do you mean the disorder is Affecting me. It shouldnt be doing that, ppl online said thats cringe. Thats not allowed

[garaks-padded-bra]

Like when i say this i mean even getting dressed in the morning takes me fucking forever cuz i genuinely get distracted between putting my left sock on and my right. I forget things literally instantly. I get so little sleep cuz i cant ration out my time doing everything else on top of my 2 jobs. Switching tabs while im working to go grab a file leads me to stop what im doing because I FORGOT I WAS WORKING

[kvassretriever]

[girlmostlikely]

Can you guys stop asking if it’s too late for you to live your lives while being fucking 27 or something

[lostxanadu]

tags are definitely the sotto voce of tumblr but i also feel like the limitations of punctuation in tags (no commas or quotation marks) give tag comments a unique cadence compared to body-text comments? sometimes i have Something To Add but can only figure out how to phrase it in the Tags Register

[deanwinchesterapologist]

Normal people: hey man how's it going

Guy who loves spreadsheets: can I make you a spreadsheet

[miamignonette]

not using chatgpt is literally the easiest thing in the world

[kushblazer666]

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

I'd call it that too if it happened to me

[sadmortician]

da pitt women i love you 🩵

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