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Miss me with your drama I'm getting to old for that shit-

[mightykaijublood]

N: how's my cute bug?

Uzi: B- Bite me!! >:c

[tiktoks-i-enjoyed]

[old-schoolgenz]

Psychological Damage +100

[memewhore]

[2urban2fantasy-deactivated20241]

Woman murders man in broad daylight

[theknightinslippers]

[halorvic]

[no-one-offical]

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[crypticgoose3]

beautiful like to reblog ratio on this

[drtanner]

That's because people are reblogging it every time they see it. Like I'm doing right now lmao

[old-schoolgenz]

I absolutely love this.

[btc-official-deactivated2024071]

im gonna fucking cry

[hibi-flower]

sources: l.e.s. by donald glover // this year by the mountain goats // maya hornbacher, madness // watchisjawdrop on tumblr // wuntrum on tumblr // kim kardashian // unknown // godblessryankent on tiktok // nayyirah waheed // unknown // lev st. valentine

on hope, finally

[old-schoolgenz]

I feel like I live gritted teeth optimism.

I will fight and claw and drag myself into being positive, into working for more even as my mind and body conspire to pull me back into the depression and negativity hole.

I will fight the universe until I either die of old age or it stops throwing bullshit my way. Do not go gently into that good night. Give death a run for her money, make her chase you down in her heavy black robes.

[old-schoolgenz]

Theorize

Hypothesize

Extrapolate

Greatness

Amazing

Method

Engineering

...

OH COME ON!

[artefarte]

A perfectly natural heterosexual black swan couple raising their cute fluffy babies together as God intended <3

SIKE

THEY'RE GAY

And they're not some rare exception to the rule, either!!!

About 25% of black swan couples consist of two swans of the same sex (typically, two males).

These couples will court each other, build a nest, and raise their young together in a more-or-less committed monogamous relationship.

In fact, these same-sex couples have a high success rate of 80% when raising their young to adulthood, as opposed to the 30% of their heterosexual counterparts! Two big buff papa swans are better than one when it comes to stomping on invaders of nesting territory.

"But," I hear you say, "where do their baby floofballs come from? Does mpreg exist among black swans?"

Alas, no, but there is a very elegant solution to this. The swan couple may simply temporarily associate themselves with a female swan.

Afterwards, the female swan deposits their eggs and swims off free to live her single girlie life if she wishes (or, find a boyfriend. Preferably one who isn't already committed to another boyfriend.)

So whenever someone commits the naturalistic fallacy "homosexuality bad because unnatural >:(" I like to point out not only their glaring illogicality, but also, respectfully, there is homosexuality happening in the local lake right now.

This concludes my Ted Talk on gay swans.

[secretly-sirens]

Homosexuality is actually common in a lot of birds! Examples are penguins and flamingos.

[old-schoolgenz]

It's also theorized that we (and other species) have evolved that way on purpose.

Why?

Well, because parents die, reject their young, have too many kids etc. And the homosexual couples swoop in and raise the kid as a built in back up parent set.

At least, while we were still animals and were operating on ape brain. So NO it is not unnatural or wrong. It's a built in fail safe.

And even if it wasn't, it's none of your business who is in bed with who-

[dazzling-raven]

I feel dumb for asking but this is totally a scam, right? They only have this one post and hide reblogs

[cursed-squid]

I just got this myself and I am near certain it's a scam

I doubt Tumblr would ever use a random account for something like this. It would be much more likely to see something from the main official blog or an email.

The account that I had mention me was 25345344523324, a completely different number to this one. It was the exact same post and comment.

[old-schoolgenz]

Yes! This is a scam! Tumblr Staff will never ever ever reach out to you! Not in a post, a comment or a reblog, if something requires you're attention it will be emailed.

That said *DONT TRUST EMAILS EITHER* they are easy to spoof. I have never had Tumblr staff reach out to me for anything, ever. It's a free app, they have no reason to.

[thottistani-deactivated20220220]

No gay has all 5:

- A job

- Good relationship with father

- Neurotypical brain

- Ability to top

- Driver’s license

[garbage-empress]

this is a fun post because people will say how many they have in the tags then you get to figure out which ones.

[old-schoolgenz]

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[old-schoolgenz]

Hello brain? I graduated two years ago I do not need dreams about being back there and being late to take a final, making me wake up in a panic and then go:

...

...

"Wait I'm 24... and already Graduated."

Are we good? We understand? Aight Cool.

[p0pcorn-hearts]

I see a lot of people saying they get burnt out w gacha games because it feels like an endless cycle of following the meta and can I say. Every game is more fun when you just don't do that. I dont even play by meta in non-gacha games and you have no idea how much fun i have

Im playing a CIVILIZATION SIM rn and it has like a dungeon crawler type thing where you use heroes you gacha for, and I have a few of the really good SSR heroes that I just do not use because theyre men and I want my front line to be all women. I was the kind where when I played cookie run I literally only used my favorite cookies (really just the most fem ones i had) and it was such a non-meta team a friend would NOT STOP making fun of me

Actually after typing all this i think I just like women and would be happy with anything as long as it was all women (maybe with one hot man if I like any of the men enough. In CRK and the civilization sim the men were not good enough. Sorry shadow milk cookie/the purple one fans I pulled candy apple cookie and proceeded to not give another shit about anyone else I could've pulled)

[old-schoolgenz]

Yes.

Like damn There is a way to play Stellaris that guarantees you win every time but like... why do that?

It makes the game incredibly boring when you do the same thing every single time. And if you know you're gonna win... why even play? What's the point?

It's the same with people who use cheats in multi-player competitive games. It's just. The point of the game is to lose and get better, why are you skipping all that? It can't actually be fun.

That's a tangent. Still, like... don't turn a game into a job, it should be fun, use whatever you want, do whatever you want, be silly. Enjoy your women!

[thefernhands]

If you're fifteen or older an still sleep with a stuffed animal please reblog this.

My friend is embarrassed and thinks she’s the only one and I said id prove her wrong.

[sicksucculentz]

I’m 27 and I still sleep with stuffies!!! I have two dinosaurs, a fish, an N plush, and an isopod! I can’t sleep without my isopod!!!

No need to feel embarrassed. If they make them happy then they should be aloud to be happy!!

[dazzling-raven]

I still sleep with my j plushie and my childhood blanket! They bring me comfort. I also have other plushies sitting on my bed! I also still have a Toothless plush I’ve had since I was around six! He watches over me as I sleep ^^

[old-schoolgenz]

Blahaj, used as a pillow most days

[succubusboyfriend]

practicing self care less out of self love and more for the sheer logical reasoning of it’d be kinda stupid of me to expect myself to be able to function without proper maintenance

[succubusboyfriend]

“oh i don’t deserve rest and relaxation, i haven’t done enough, i haven’t earned it” and my car’s breaks don’t deserve break fluid because they aren’t breaking well enough to earn it. that’s what you sound like!!!!!

[2-point-5]

not to be rude but some of y'all need to look on the bright side sometimes. like, yeah sure the world is fucked and people suck and we all die whatever, sure, but like. go outside.

[2-point-5]

ok i phrased this poorly, hang on.

i'm not saying the cure for depression is touching grass. however, if you surround yourself with sad things and talk about how terrible life is and how much you're suffering and never take a breath and remember it's not all bad, you'll end up making yourself worse.

[scrumpyfan43]

it's not possible to will yourself into better mental health, but it is possible, and very tempting, to will yourself into worse mental health

[what-even-is-thiss]

I’ve looked into getting German citizenship recently but unfortunately my ancestors left the old country around the time when they would’ve had to register at a consulate to keep their German citizenship.

And when I asked my genealogy family members if they ever did that their reaction was basically “No? When the fuck would they have time to do that?”

[old-schoolgenz]

Mom has German ancestry but I know for a fact they came here early so there's no way I could apply for that.

Dad has Irish but that also goes back so far I couldn't tell you when they immigrated, long ago enough I have like... 5% Shawnee blood. (Not that it matters I'm white as shit.)

So American is all I have.

... groan.

[cursed-squid]

Do you... need to be from the country in order to move there? Or is getting citizenship different?

[old-schoolgenz]

Citizenship is different, you can live somewhere and not be a citizen, and you may lack the right to vote or other things if you're not.

[what-even-is-thiss]

I’ve looked into getting German citizenship recently but unfortunately my ancestors left the old country around the time when they would’ve had to register at a consulate to keep their German citizenship.

And when I asked my genealogy family members if they ever did that their reaction was basically “No? When the fuck would they have time to do that?”

[old-schoolgenz]

Mom has German ancestry but I know for a fact they came here early so there's no way I could apply for that.

Dad has Irish but that also goes back so far I couldn't tell you when they immigrated, long ago enough I have like... 5% Shawnee blood. (Not that it matters I'm white as shit.)

So American is all I have.

... groan.

[writeranon69]

Don't Fall for this scam.

Transgender community, please please please do NOT use this product! It will kill you if used, please do not use it whatsoever.

Please reblog and spread the word

[moonlitmasque]

OKAY, EVERYONE, WE HAVE A POISON WARNING APPARANTLY, SPREAD THE WORD TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW!

[old-schoolgenz]

A veces pienso que la única solución para imbéciles como este es atarlos boca abajo y dejarlos ahí.