Grandma, stop!

better put ur precious things away in a hurry :) neeve. adult. menace in spe.

[rongzhi]

English added by me :)

[tomorrowillbeyou]

you have to listen to loud music . it scares the evil creatures from your head

[creepymutelilbugger]

bonus : without any of the evil creatures left , you can hear the song of the angels more clearly (tinnitus)

[areallycreativeusername]

[kvrs-deactivated20220420]

[bunjywunjy]

found the best shirt in the world today. goodnight

[christianrichardrice]

Kenneth McGowan, Kermit, 1979.

[endface]

that youtube channel where they just like heat up a metal ball and drop it on shit to see it burn or warp or whatever seems like something a robot would jack off to. but like not a normal robot, a robot with like, no friends, a robot all the other robots hate for being fucking weird

[sculpturesof]

No doesn't exist digitally anymore. It's been replaced by Not Now or Maybe Later or Snooze Tumblr Live for the next 7 days or Sign In To Continue or We'll show you less like this (lie) or Schedule your restart otherwise we force it in 10 minutes. And I hate it all with the heat of the sun.

[hotcommunist-deactivated2019032]

last night I was denouncing some forgettable shitbag to my girlfriend and said “even the ground wouldn’t want him to rot in it” and was instantly projected into the body of a gnarled old irish woman 200 years ago, spinning thread and spitting on the ground as I bitch and look out to sea.

[cuddlingwithsatan]

When you bitch so hard you astral project into one of your past lives

[stevishabitat]

When your words fail and one of your ancestors sends you their best curses…

[petrodragonicapocalypse]

[person 500 years ago knitting a sock] O Sister Margaret, regale me again with the tale of Vicar Wesley’s scandalous elopement with the baker’s daughter!

[me today knitting a sock] O Youtuber Hbomberguy, regale me again with the tale of SHERLOCK IS GARBAGE, AND HERE’S WHY

[xeptum]

[thetragicallynerdy]

Fav Tumblr Holiday?

Cousin Oskar (Daylight Savings)

Ides of March (March 15)

Neil Bangin' Out The Tunes (April 13)

It's Gonna Be May (April 30)

Hallowe'en IT'S JUNE (June)

21st Night Of September (September 21)

It's October 3rd (October 3rd)

Hallowe'en (October 31)

Destiel-Putin-Election Day (November 5th)

OP I can't believe you forgot - (tell me in the tags, or don't, I'm not your dad

Voting ended onMar 22, 2023

[arabela-deactivated20220216]

love really is just "i am thinking of you. i will ask you if you are okay. i remember your favorite flavor of tea. i want to talk to you. i hope your mother is well. i will read to you. i like your laugh. this perfume gives you a headache. i want to help you. i will sit next to you. i got you the chocolate you like. your eyes have gold in them. i think you'd like this book. i miss you when you aren't here." isn't it

[nobrashfestivity]

James Abbott McNeill Whistler, 1875, Nocturne in Black and Gold

[kelcipher]

Goths in Un-gothly Places 5: An Amusement Park

[clever-reference]

it looks like hes trying so hard not to smile. its ok king live ur best life🖤

[smoooothbrain]

do you ever think about how if you dive into the ocean and go deeper and deeper you will pass through layers of darker and darker blue until everything is black and cold and the pressure will be so intense that it will kill you without protection but if you keep going you will find little glowing specks of light, and if you go up into the sky and go higher and higher you will pass through layers of darker and darker blue until everything is black and cold and the pressure will be so intense that it will kill you without protection but if you keep going you will find little glowing specks of light

[riverdoge]

#the universe is a fractal endlessly echoing itself in all directions

[alascene]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[wwwaaalllllp]