In bocca al lupo

High school Spanish teacher. Anything posted here solely reflects my thoughts and opinions, not those of my employer. Cover image by argetnallison.

[ultraviolentamp3]

Today on Hozier liked

[pieartsystuff]

my world’s on fire, how about yours…..

[abutterflyobsession]

me: I will do things when I am less tired

me: *never becomes less tired*

me: oh no

[dankmemeuniversity]

[africanaquarian]

the thing about being an adult is every time you turn around some shit gotta be “renewed”. tags. licenses. passports. like i’m the same bitch doing the same shit

[setheverman]

don’t worry, you’re still in the “early life” part of your wikipedia page

[veryoldlady]

cool

[funnelcloudd]

The people who claim the world is a cold cruel place and no one’s going to hold your hand or coddle you are 100% the people making the world cold and cruel in the first place lmao

[patient-positivity-deactivated2]

^^^

[wadey-wilson]

do u ever realise that you’re gonna be an adult for the rest of your life

[coffeeandmoorland]

There are so many other words in the english language and you just had to go and say these

[smallfern]

BEDS EMPTY 🛏🛏 NO NOTE🚫📝 CAR GONE😨🚙 COULD HAVE CRASHED💥💥😭 DID YOU CARE?🤯😳 NEVER, AS LONG AS I’VE LIVED😵😡🙄 YOU WAIT UNTIL YOUR FATHER GETS HOME🏠⏳☠️☠️🤐 WE NEVER🙅‍♀️ HAD TROUBLE🧨🆘🛑🙊 LIKE THIS☝️ FROM BILL👨🏻‍🦰💎 OR CHARLIE👨🏻‍🦰🐉 OR PERCY👨🏻‍🦰📑 – prefect percy🤢😒 – YOU COULD DO WITH TAKING🤲 A LEAF🍁 OUT📤 OF PERCY’S👨🏻‍🦰 BOOK!📘‼️😤💢

[diarygirls]

i’m so very pleased to see you, harry, dear — 🥰❣️💓💗💕💞❤️✨ come in and have some breakfast ☺️🍳🥓

[the-movemnt-deactivated20170912]

Watch: The last type of mis-pronouncer is the worst, most insulting of all

[sharing-of-words]

For all those teachers in the new school year! If there’s a name I’m having trouble with, I keep checking with the kid, “am I saying that right? Please let me know if I say it wrong”

[princesstigerbelle]

If cats knew what sin was they wouldn’t even care

[blackpyrefly]

I don’t care either fuck trigonometry

[catchymemes]

[naamahdarling]

[kascaban]

can we, as a society, start to realize that having a phone does NOT mean you HAVE TO BE accsessible to anyone and everyone at ALL times??

My mom threw a fit at me for not answering my phone while i was at my friends place. Kinda hypocritical too, given how much she complains that “youth these days spend to much time on their phones”

My boss was very CLEARLY not satisfied that i only got back to his text hours after he sent it. My friend didnt speak to me for weeks once bc she thought we were having a FIGHT??? bc i didnt reply to her message on facebook? till the day after she sent it??

i HAVE a phone, that doesnt mean i HAVE TO BE availiable whenever ANYONE decides they want me to be???

what the fuck

can people stop assuming they are entiteled to my attention 24/7??

[shenice-alisha]

this is so important. people need their alone time & their space. & it doesn’t matter if you see them active on social media, sometimes people just like to scroll through their timeline without talking to anyone for a while. you really can’t expect to have someone’s attention every second of the day, it’s not realistic at all.

[bisexuanal]

I hate men so much they literally are like this. Purposeful incompetence to avoid responsibilities they don’t want ............... the comments on this post on fb were So bad

[patrickat]

Save the leftovers. Throw the whole man out.

[runcibility]

Imagine being this fucking petty over a reasonable request to do even a fraction of the share of housework, and thinking you're a good partner. Makes you understand how so many dudes can be clueless and full of shit on so many other topics, too.

[smitethestate]

I hope his wife poured a glass of spaghetti and gulped it slowly while making steady eye contact with him as her lawyer presented the divorce papers.

[soryualeksi]

"Haha, that'll TEACH my wife!!"

Dude, you're supposed to LOVE her. I hope she sees this and dumps your worthless ass. While she has that glass of spaghetti.

[january-warlock]

#marie kondo your marriage

[sonofahurricane]

“The measure of your oppression is his resistance. ...[He will say] ‘I don’t mind sharing the work, but you’ll have to show me how to do it.’ Meaning: ‘I ask a lot of questions and you’ll have to show me everything every time I do it because I don’t remember so good. Also don’t try to sit down and read while I’m doing my jobs because I’m going to annoy the hell out of you until it’s easier to do them yourself.’” - Pat Mainardi, “The Politics of Housework” 

(also, studies from the 80s and 90s show that single women do less housework than married women. Including single mothers.) 

[thoughtfulfuri]

It's messed up too in that you know when confronted the dude isn't going to be like, 'I was feeling petty,' and instead will lie with some shit like, 'I dunno what the problem is. It made sense to me.' And that gets uncomfortably close to the beginnings of some gaslighting. Bc a reasonable person knows someone who otherwise is generally rational and smart knows better. So she knows this was an act of petty vengeance. But that rational reasoning is being treated like she is hostile or suspicious and willfully placing bad intentions on him. So she either has to accept his lie, make an even bigger deal to get him to admit it (which is all the more emotionally draining in an already emotionally exhausting situation), or question her own reasoning/logic. And that last one is very dangerous territory

[greyhairedgeekgirl]

The saddest thing is how many women have been raised and socialized to believe this is a normal way to treat someone you love and live with.  I’m in a discussion group for parents of teens, and things like this come up all the time, and it’s dpressing how many women:

1) think that’s “just how men are,” and 2) are raising their own sons to be just the same, and 3) are raising their own daughters to think this is natural and okay.

Howzabout we try -- JUST TRY -- to expect better of the next generation of boys?

[gold-kushkloudz]

I had to post this!!! Ppl so disgusting

[feministwomenofcolor]

LOL white men like to act tough as shit until they realize that for the first time in their life there might actually be consequences for their actions

[lilbijou-deactivated20141217]

LMAO

[chronically-ill-dandy]

Is that Tinder??  Is he literally swiping right on Black people JUST to say racist shit to them?  WOW.  WOOOOOOOW.

[chiropteracompote]

“I feel my future will be ruined by this.”

DONT??? BE RACIST???

[mossadspydolphin]

[b1gsp1n]

Reblogging again for this ☝🏾☝🏾

[jaeswavy]

Then the insults be corny. If you gonna be racist, at least be hard hitting with it. The lack of effort is the most embarrassing part.

[same-differences-]

Stop swiping on these white boys

[sextronautt]

panic! at the deadline

[amazingakita]

people who dont even care about language: how can you just CHANGE grammar??? add new wORds?? unacceptable!!! language must never change!!!!!11 kids these days cant even spell!!

people who study language: ANARCHY!! ANARCHY!!!! LANGUAGE IS FLUID AND WORDS AREN’T REAL!! change! the! grammar! rules!! burn a dictionary!!! NO ONE CARES!!!!!

[felixjoyful]

Some goon : This word is made up.

Me, an intellectual : As all words are.

[deafgaming]

American healthcare system be like

[science-fiction-is-real]

Sponge bob is very interesting as an adult viewer because the show has an almost obsession with the economics of daily life. Spongebob has a job. Starts businesses. Worries about getting fired and having to go on welfare or unemployment. You got Patrick who is explicitly unemployed. Squidward who dreams of pursuing his passions but is stuck in a low wage dead end job. You got mr krabs who is a. Wage thieving greedy manager. And you got jokes like this. This show is in dire need of some Marxist analysis

[whoredrigo]

“spongebob is in dire need of some Marxist analysis” is not the hot take i expected today