Im A Dog Day

The thing with the thing that did that thing

[possessive-suggestions]

…They did what… to you? No. I will make them pay. You’re fucking mine. And nobody, nobody, lays a goddamn finger on you.

[smokeythebearthemovie]

me when im working in the grocery store and i see someone “sampling” the grapes

[madqueensarah]

If you’re an adult, do the stuff you couldn’t as a kid.

Like, me and my sister went to a museum, and they had an extra exhibit of butterflies. But it cost £3. So we sighed, walked past, then stopped. We each had £3. We could see the butterflies. And we did it was great. We followed it up with an ice-cream as well because Mum and Dad weren’t there to say no.

I was driving back from a work trip with 2 other people in their early 20s, and we drove past a MacDonalds. One of the others went “Aww man, I’d love a McFlurry.” And the guy driving pulled in to the drive through. It was wild. But it was great.

I went to a park over the weekend and I was thinking “Man, I’d love to hire one of those bikes and cycle round the park.” It took me a few minutes to go “Wait, I can hire one of those bikes!”

I guess what I’m saying is, those impulsive things you wanted to do as a kid - see the dinosaur exhibit, play in the fountains with the other kids, lie in the shade for 2 hours - you can do when you’re an adult. You have to deal with a whole lot of other bull, but at least you can indulge your inner 8 year-old.

[animals-riding-animals]

gharials riding gharial

[the-awkward-turt]

Mom of the year

[kaijutegu]

Everyone in the notes is saying mama, but that’s dad.

See the lump on his nose? Only males have those. It’s actually where they got their name; the lumps tend to resemble earthenware cooking pots called ghara.

 What we’re seeing here is a really good dad. 

This is par for the course for gharials, though- here’s some more dads of the year!

this dad is angry but that doesn’t stop the ride

sometimes you have so many beautiful children they become a wig

[officialfist]

God I hope this is true

[datmoongamer]

i thought op was joking but today i slashed a defeated enemy and her arm fell off and turned into a fuckin car hood or something idk whats happening either

[officialfist]

GET THE FUCK OUT LMFAO

[yimra-deactivated20250209]

Cyberpunk has the fucking Wabbajack

[boota]

[passumbapper]

[ford-ye-fiji]

[mothdogs]

[executiveoutcomes-deactivated20]

life is like a giant mushroom 

[sturmgewehrr-deactivated2018032]

Explain

[executiveoutcomes-deactivated20]

[doomedyuri]

DRAGOON ARMOUR - Final Fantasy XIV Opening Cinematic.

[catchymemes]

[lectorel]

What gets me is not only do these two cats look damn near identical, one of them decided got picked up by a total stranger and immediately decided ‘this is my human and I’m gonna keep ‘em’.

[chucktaylorupset]

The Prince and the Pawper

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[arsanatomica]

I’m not sure if these drinks exist in other parts of the world, but they are pretty common in large american cities.

Other places to see my posts: INSTAGRAM / FACEBOOK / ETSY / KICKSTARTER

[funnypages]

“Look Robin, I hate for you to find out like this, but your fired”

[mortetmer]

Bloodborne Hunter cosplay by me

Photo by Tim-Tim Foto

From ComicCon Russia 2019

[everythingfox]

Not sure what this is but I love him

[duskullite]

Oh he’s baby!

[batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate]

can’t wait for the final boss battle of duolingo when you fight the 50 foot owl armed with nothing but your wits, a sword, and your shaky grasp of verb conjugations

[batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate]

oh my god… duel lingo

[worldsentwined]

Die Eule habe hat Hunger

True to form, I actually messed up the verb conjugation when I first put the words on this. XD

[batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate]

holy crap

[the-memedaddy]

me irl

[sei-un]

together 

[kaldea88]