Jar Jar Binks Fan Club
hello vonnie
Product Placement
#extradirty
Love Begins
untitled
oozey mess
❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
sheepfilms
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Today's Document
Not today Justin
KIROKAZE
EXPECTATIONS
RMH
PR's Tumblrdome
NASA
Kiana Khansmith
titsay
The Stonewall Inn
seen from Singapore
seen from United States
seen from Malaysia
seen from France
seen from Singapore
seen from Argentina
seen from Argentina
seen from Mexico
seen from Bangladesh
seen from India
seen from Oman
seen from India
seen from Philippines
seen from United States
seen from Congo - Brazzaville
seen from United States
seen from Morocco
seen from Russia
seen from Brazil
seen from South Africa
@oldphone-whodis
kronos possessing luke and everything is the exact same but kronos realizes she’s transfem. “why have you been suppressing these thoughts castellan repression is bad for allowing me to fully acclimate to your body. let us get gender affirming hormone treatment before i shed this useless human vessel”
Black Nico di Angelo moodboard for my bestie @punkeropercyjackson
I have so much respect for the wee girls who do cartwheels for no reason regardless of context. like it's just their default idle animation. nothing else is happening might as well be upside down for a moment. iconic tbh
is that song actually character-coded or is your brain a character-shaped hammer looking for lyrics to nail down somewhere
time travel au where lester and meg from tower of nero suddenly end up in the original pjo timeline, get mistaken for runaway demigods, and proceed to be accidentally recruited into kronos’s army.
problem: they’re stuck on the princess andromeda. problem: they have to figure out how to stop kronos from rising without being discovered. problem: the fact that lester is quite literally the god apollo is unbeknownst to luke castellan, who very much dislikes (huge understatement) the gods.
what follows is that encounters with camp half-blood don’t go too well, considering they’re nominally on opposite sides. lester and luke have some complicated conversations about the gods and their parenting. apollo realizes belatedly that most of his kids haven’t died yet. in ways, the older-brother-younger-sister dynamic between lester and meg vaguely reminds luke of annabeth.
also the obligatory secret identity shenanigans (‘the gods doesn’t care about us, lester. apollo hasn’t done shit for you. you don’t owe him anything.’ ‘well. um. about that—’)
somehow this becomes a fix-it ??
Epic The Musical Odysseus is definitely somewhere on the asexual spectrum.
It explains some things for me.
Jason’s-alive-reveal-au where he decides that in order to fuck with Bruce on every level he needs access to both sides of his life, so not only does he become Red Hood but he also starts working at WE and accidentally slowly starts climbing the corporate ladder. he didn’t mean to be anything more than a low-level grunt but turns out he fucking rules at this job, and it all comes to light because thinking he wouldn’t be important meant he didn’t even bother using a fake name, and eventually Tim’s in his office like, running through promotions that he needs to approve for some of the higher positions.
Tim, seeing ‘Jason Peter Todd’ as one of the names on the list:
Tim: *narrows eyes*
Lucius, spotting the name: ….oh. what do you want to-
Tim: give him the promotion.
Lucius: ….give the promotion to the person using Bruce’s dead son’s name?
Tim: if he gets the promotion he’ll have to attend the monthly board meetings. i want to watch whoever this is try and get away with that. we’ll tear him apart.
Tim thinks he’s being real funny up until Jason fucking Todd walks into the boardroom two weeks later and maintains direct eye contact just daring him to freak out in front of everyone. i like to think that Bruce is also at this meeting, but he fell asleep five minutes ago so he doesn’t even notice, and Tim spends the next hour glaring daggers into the passed out man’s head for daring to leave him alone in this situation.
the thing is, Bruce probably slacks off so much at WE that even if Jason was like. in the highest position he could possible achieve in his department. he probably wouldn’t notice. Jason and Tim come to an understanding filled with spite that leads Tim to keep quiet about Jason’s revival specifically because Bruce keeps palming his work off on Tim and he wants to get him back.
eventually the family find out who Red Hood is and Tim doesn’t act surprised in the slightest. betrayed, Bruce asks why Tim would keep that kind of information from him only to immediately get shouted down with ‘-WELL MAYBE IF YOU ACTUALLY SHOWED UP TO THE FUCKING STOCK MEETINGS YOU WOULD KNOW-‘
after like twenty seconds of shocked silence at the outburst Jason turns to clap Bruce on the shoulder, ‘oh right. also i run your marketing department. see you in a couple days for the quarterly report.’
(i think its also funnier if Damian was somewhat aware of the situation due to doing some kind of volunteer/internship thing at WE for school, and like two months after Tim found out, Damian was in his office with him when Jason waltzed in to hand in some papers and both Tim and Damian froze. Tim because he didn’t think Damian knew Jason and was afraid he’d snitch, and Damian because what the fuck is Todd doing in front of a family member without the helmet?!
Jason, after like a minute: Dami, i can explain
Damian, really doesn’t want to get dragged into whatever bullshit Jason’s doing, because he had enough of that in the league and doesn’t want to be held responsible by both Bruce and Talia when this inevitably blows up in their faces: you know what Todd? i actually don’t want you to.
Jason:
Jason: thats honestly fair
Tim, confused: …am i missing something here?
Jason and Damian, simultaneously: no.)
marauders people we are sleeping on remus being a wolf biter (dermotophagia)!! great muggle au applications and also just to add to the existing wolf ness
like first of all body focused repetitive behavior representation (for which i am starved)
but also just the angst potential of a remus who compulsively chews his fingers. remus who feels the wolf pushing at his brain at all moon phases. who tries to resist but fails. remus with bandaged hands who winces every time he has to write or hold utensils because his fingertips are so bloodied. remus who cannot hide that animal part of him, who wears the evidence on his fingers. remus with nerve damage and thickened skin. remus who comes up with increasingly complex excuses for why he’s wearing gloves. remus who won’t swim because the bite marks will show if his hands get wet. remus who gets worse right before a moon. and when he transforms the wolf has bitten paws.
WOLF BITER REMUS!!!!!!!!!!!
Sans' 1 HP being like a disability he needs to accommodate for. I saw someone somewhere else write about this but it's genuinely so good. Him sleeping to overload his health beyond the max 1 HP, him constantly being around sources of HP (food), him not really doing stuff that might drain his energy and HP
I actually think that Walburga and Orion “loved” Sirius deeply in their own understandings of the word. So much that it was almost suffocating, but not in the meow meow way, but in the Blacks TM style. They saw that he was very smart, handsome, strong both physically and mentally — they surely thought that Sirius was that perfect child who could only be born to two Blacks. Even his defiance and rebelliousness were seen as part of him being a Black. I think they adored him and that's why they demanded so much from him. They wanted to see in him that perfect Black who, among other things would fully support their views.
His sorting into Gryffindor became a blow to his family because it was the first real step against the family that showed them their perfect child wouldn’t meet their expectations. That their expectations were crumbling before their eyes. I think after this they started pressuring him more, trying to bring him back to their side, which only made things worse — eventually, Sirius decided he'd had enough. I wouldn't be surprised if they wanted to arrange his marriage.
I'll never buy into the idea that they hated Sirius and did nothing but physically abuse him because he was “different”. He was actually exactly what they wanted — their perfect son, except he went “the wrong way”. Which “broke Walburga's heart”. And probably Orion's too.
There's no doubt they compared him to Regulus and called Regulus the perfect one, not Sirius, to hurt Sirius just as he was hurting them, in their opinion. But they didn't really want obedient Regulus — they wanted Sirius who would be on their side.
Even after he ran away, I think they didn’t formally disown him. Yes, Walburga burned him off the tapestry but judging by the fact that he inherited everything from the Blacks, he was still considered a Black.
Maybe they hoped he would return to the family someday.
Random goon: Hey boss, were you the one to pick that name as an alias? And why this one?
Red Hood : I used to have another name, before... A long time ago. But that person is dead now. I get to choose for myself now, they can't take that from me. I won't let them.
Goon: Huh.
***
Random Goon: Say boss, why do you never take off your shirt in front of us?
Red Hood: Well uh, I actually have that really fucked scar on my chest and I'm not comfortable with...
Random Goon: Don't worry boss, we get it, you don't have to explain yourself to us.
***
Red Hood, high on some toxin: God, I wish my family...
Random Goon (on boss-sitting duty): why not try reaching out to them?
Red Hood: They would never accept me as I am now... They wouldn't agree with my so-called "life choices". Besides, they don't miss me, they miss the person they think I used to be... I wasn't even a man when I last saw them.
Random Goon: Damn boss, that sucks.
***
And then the goons throw the Red Hood a party on trans visibility day and Jason is so confused he straight up cries.
…where is severus, lucius?
—
post-battle at the great hall
Bubble era Lucius and Snape
New LeStrange brothers headcanon
They're literally kind of opposites of each other in their perception of the Death Eaters.
For Rodolphus, the Death Eaters gave him an outlet for his rage. He is always controlling his rage and emotions all the time. And they said "We'll give out something you're allowed to angry at." They allowed him reprieve, a sort of fucked up freedom in being an attack dog. He knows the Death Eaters are pretty fucked up, and he's okay with that.
For Rabastan, the Deather Eaters are the only choice he has. They are the moral option for him. Their rules and conduct and morals are all that is and has ever known. They are where he's destined for from day one, but he has incredible shame and guilt about his actions if they don't align with his moral code. He's worried that he's not doing good enough, that he's not worthy.
So Rodolphus is freed by them, and Rabastan is bound by them.
so like
i've seen a lot of people in the fandom have issues with it
but i lovee the headcanons of sirius as genderqueer or genderfluid or bigender
it feels very right for them in my mind and it just makes me happys
genderqueer sirius foreverrrrr <3
Regulus has long hair that he likes to put up in a fancy braid or a neat bun or a half-up style. He has a careful and intricate hair routine that he strictly follows.
Sirius had a mental breakdown every time he looked in the mirror because he looks like his mother, so at the end of the week at 3AM, he cut his own hair. His hair is choppy, uneven, greasy.
Do you see the image I have of them?
One trop I can’t get enough of is Bart being Wally and Dick’s kid from the future. There arnt enough fics for this trope! Should I write some? Probably, but I don’t have the creative juices to write it.
But like I want Wally and Dick to find out Bart is their kid in the most absolute random way possible
Game night: Bart doesn’t think before calling Wally dad after doing something that Bart always saw durning family game nights but he doesn’t notice
Going to get ice cream: “dad you know I always get [insert ice cream flavors here that’s like ten scoops tall with an ungodly amount of toppings and sauces]” leaving Dick confused and just getting what he would normally get Wally. This is how Bart finds out his go to ice cream use to be Wally’s go to
Gotham patrol/ party: Batman notices that impulse move a little bit to much like a bat to be a coincidence. Nightwing is off in his own little bubble so doesn’t notice, Red Robin for some reason just never questions why Impulse would call him and superboy his uncles. (Let face it Tim was running on -4 hours of sleep when Bart called him uncles) and it’s not until years later when there was like a really big holiday party with all of the justice league, titans, and other hero teams and Bart just brings presents labeled for Dad, for Pa, and other family titles instead of anyone’s actual names and that’s how they find out while Bart was under the assumption that they already knew, it’s not like he was hiding it!
To many ideas and not enough writing juice
