I wish Maysilee Donner would've met President Snow. He wouldve said some corny shit like "Snow lands on top" and she would've eaten the words and chewed them right back up so nasty that he would've been so ashamed to say them ever again.

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I wish Maysilee Donner would've met President Snow. He wouldve said some corny shit like "Snow lands on top" and she would've eaten the words and chewed them right back up so nasty that he would've been so ashamed to say them ever again.
The beef between Haymitch and Snow is so funny. The way Haymitch drank an entire pitcher of milk just so Snow wouldn't get any, so Snow kept supplying him milk throughout his entire stay in the Capitol after his victory... bro what are you doing you're the president of Panemđ
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hey has anyone seen my potion that turns you into the dow jones
sunrise on the reaping raises an incredibly important ethical question: how many generations does it take to erase history, to the point of blind, unquestioning acceptance?
i fear the answer is far fewer than any of us are comfortable with.
hey. don't cry. I went to Mad At You island and none of your friends were there :)
why were you at mad at me island
DEPOPULATING IT
Lucy Grayâs reaping being rigged. Haymitch being selected illegally. Katniss volunteering to save her sister. The victors of District 12 have always been inherently wrapped in rebellion because they have all entered the games at the hands of injustice.
haymitch carrying lou lou and hiding under a group of willow trees so the capitol canât take her body right away, to years later, katniss singing the meadow song to a dying rue which starts with the line, âdeep in the meadow, under the willowâ
shout out to suzanne collins for, in the middle of Everything Else she was doing in sotr, dropping a paragraph thatâs just âbtw fuck aiâ
beetee latier came up with one singular plan ever to defeat the hunger games and canonically tried to make it work TWICE despite the fact that it literally blew up in his face the first time.
this officially makes him the worldâs most accurate fictional scientist because he HAS a favorite hypothesis that he IS going to make sure works even if it fucking kills him
giggling at the thought of snow watching katniss and peeta win the games under haymitchâs mentorship with lucy grayâs songs as their own personal soundtrack. every mockingjay that he could never control on one unhinged team, openly defying his rules and winning the publicâs adoration in the process. absolutely insane.
snow really convinced himself lucy gray didn't love him (after she wrote a whole song about him and tried to run away with him) and then forty years later told sixteen year old haymitch abernathy that dying in the arena would be dodging a bullet compared to loving a covey girl. top 10 situationships gone horribly wrong
coriolanus snow projecting his insecurities about covey girls onto 15yo haymitch abernathy will never not be funny to me
Itâs hard to reconcile the Haymitch of SOTR with the almost silly/goofy way heâs introduced in THG.
sunrise on the reaping is just this onion headline over and over again:
maysilee donner really said if i have to fight to the death im gonna serve rupaul levels of cunt while doing so and i just think that's really cool of her
âwow, snow was so hot in tbosas!â thg fandom said with joys. haymitch was then shot 57 times.