Jaha

sideblog for miscellaneous things and suomipaska i guess // main @ariadneolivers

[sabertoothwalrus]

I love when someone is explaining instructions to a group I’m in and they look at me and it reminds them to say something about using preferred names/pronouns or that there’s vegan food options available. I go by my given name/pronouns and I’m not vegan but I’m proud that I can provide this service

[batbetbitbotbut]

[halles-comet]

my favorite thing about louis is he's a business major in a world of theater kids. everyone's playing psychological games with each other through theater and rock music and the fractured art of storytelling and he's like "but what are the margins on my vampire hotel"

[parkchanwoohoo]

Something about the random direction this conversation took tickled me

[earhartsease]

the shoelaces thing at the end feels like a true act of fealty

[olemattomanaolo]

isäni: *syö keitettyä kananmunaa ja alkaa yhtäkkiä yskiä*

äitini: no nyt se tukehtuu siihen munaansa!

minä: *kuulinko juuri oikein –katse*

äitini: *räkättää ylpeänä heitostaan*

isäni: *jatkaa köhimistä*

minä: *ei osaa päättää itkeäkö vai nauraa*

[jasper-dixon]

[knightofleo]

[herpsandbirds]

Common eider

[phynoma]

This needs to be immortalized because it's what made me turn on the sound. And they were right

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

Language is universal

[kevytmaitohorsma]

Finnish trains have a different diet

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

Little-known fact: although most people believe trains to be herbivores, they are actually opportunistic omnivores and will consume meat should it be made readily available.

[kirkendauhl-v2]

Peer reviewed

[sisterreisaid]

I see Finland has solved the trolley problem

[tenderlywicked]

Meanwhile Sherlock...

[adwbs]

[autumnimagining]

@apocrypals

[lemonprick]

“every time I try to tell her how I feel, what comes out is.. ‘let’s rob a bank!’” the way sfth #55 is genuine wlw gold and it’s played by four cis (*edited! I assumed, my bad) guys.

[pptiny]

me when i'm overstimulated

[triibulinekiisu]

Lentävän kalakukon sävelellä: 🎶Caesarin salamurha🎶

[iibislintu]

Senaattorin veitsi lihhoo jo viilsi

[dreamyholmes]

Brutuksenkin puukko ilimassa kiisi

[iibislintu]

KEESSARIN SALAMURHA!

[kassaneiti]

Sennaattorin veitsi lihhoo jo viilsi, lihhoo jo viilsi

Ruuttuksenki puukko ilimassa kiilsi, Keessarin salamurha!

Kaekki sinne juoksi, kuin bakkanaaliin, kuin bakkanaaliin

Etruskikin tätä ennettä vaali, Keeassarin salamurha!

Puukot ne lauloivat: "Keessariin käy tie!"

Ystävättii tirskuivat: "Tervehykset vie!"

Tunnelma olj siellä murhakka heti, murhakka heti!

Roomanmuahan oekeet immeiset veti Kessarin salamurha!

Jullen keisarj'kunnas, valtaki eli - valtaki eli

Sikspä Ruuttuksenki puukko keesariin meni, Keessarin salamurha!

Yksinvalta tympäs, rakkaas se iti - rakkaas se iti

Sennattorin palakat murhaan ne veti, Keessarin salamurha!

Puukot ne laaloivat: "Keessariin käy tie!"

Ystävättii tirskuivat: "Tervehykset vie!"

Lähheisettii siinnä murhajuota punnoo - murhajuonta punnoo

Ritannian bardi kirjottaa jo runnoo

Keessarin salamurha

[ierotits]

I really enjoy the way the spinoff explains things. great journalism

[queerturnofphrase]

does anyone know any natural hand positions for when you're a guest at someone's house and they won't let you help with something so you have to sit there and watch them and also you're gay and it's your situationship and you've never been to his house before and he's leaving you alone in the room and he definitely will know if your hand position is weird or gay or weird and gay? time sensitive. asking for a friend.

[my-2nd-account]

Shane's mind 24/7:

[lusiferi]

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[antigonickpdf]

my favourite part of the teaser is that lestat is actually relatively mellow for most of it, like he takes louis’ teasing fairly goodnaturedly and talks about painful topics without spiralling or lashing out. even when he’s genuinely extremely upset by the book thing, he’s clearly trying to process it in his own way and even attempts to communicate his hurt instead of just getting vicious. but then he hears armand’s name from across the room and you can pinpoint the precise moment Hysterical Cunt Lestat logs back on. those two syllables are all it takes before he’s visibly deciding to be crazy again, and the very next thing he does is scream in a stranger’s face then storm out. after which point presumably he went straight home to flush his mood stabilisers and shred his DBT workbook with his teeth, because mommy dearest is BACK and she’s ready to be WORSE THAN EVER!