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23 | he/they

[toddsolondz]

me: oh man the weather is so nice lately

that one friend who was beat to death and came back wrong: do you guys remember when i got beat to death and then they brought me back wrong

me: yeah dude

that one friend who was beat to death and came back wrong: and no one avenged me

me: yeah we remember

[leofwines-deactivated20250831]

everything feels like this

[hangsawoman]

the soft animal of my body needs lesbian sex it told me i promise mary oliver i heard it

[weepingwidar]

Ken Shiozaki (Japanese, 1972) - A Frog in a Well Knows Nothing of the Ocean (2010)

[spiralstaircased]

Theyre sending me to da foppish dandys effeminate school for pansy boys

[borgevino]

so fucking stupid that meds literally work. "swallow this pebble it makes you think" hateful

[parkchanwoohoo]

[electronicmail]

oh ew is that really what i sowed? eww omigod i am NOT reaping that

[sacred-portal]

[baddingtonbitch]

made this in protest of censorship

[akashicrecord]

Dr. Yummy will freak you now

[theoneofwhomisblue]

Pranked wunk

[wintercorrybriea]

[skodasforge]

*Valley Girl voice*: I must, like, not fear. Fear is literally the mind-killer. Like it’s basically the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will totally face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me, and? When it’s gone? I’m gonna like turn the inner eye to see its path! Where the fear has gone there will be literally nothing. Only I will remain.

[lakevida]

so basically theyre boys/girls with cat ears. do you think that truck honking at us is coming down this lane

dont talk to me im counting gravel

[angelicguy]

americans be like fuuuuck yes ill work for 60 years so i can eventually eat candy alone in my house

[real-horse-facts]

everything is a horse if you are wrong about what things are